The best Quotes from Pippi Longstocking

"Oh yes, time flies and before you know it you're old," said Pippi. "Come autumn I'll be ten, and I suppose I'll be past my prime then."

"But nightshirts aren't dangerous," Pippi assured her. "They don't bite anybody except in self defense."

"Why I walked backwards?" Pippi said. "We live in a free country, don't we? Aren't you allowed to walk any way you want?"

I have never tried that before, so I think I should definitely be able to do that.

"You really should go to school and learn to write better," said Annika. "No thanks very much," said Pippi. "I did that a whole day once and got so much learning stuffed into my head that it's still sploshing around in there."

"Delightful! Delightful!"
"What's so delightful?", Tommy asked.
"I am," said Pippi pleased with herself.

"Come in or stay where you are, it's entirely up to you," called Pippi. "I never force anyone!"

It's dangerous to keep quiet for too long. Your tongue shrivels up if you don't use it.

Got the whole game screaming "Hoodie stop talking"
‘Cause underneath, you'd rather be Pippi Longstocking

Brain: "Are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
Pinky: "I think so, Brain. But me and Pippi Longstocking... I mean, what would the children look like?"

Cartman: "I'm not the one walking around all day like Pippi Longstocking."
Stan: "Well, at least my mom isn't on the cover of Crack Wh*re magazine."

After all, you still need time to just sit there and take a look around.

Love can be learned. And there's no better learners than children.

There's no age where everything is experienced as intense as during childhood. We old people should always remember that.

People should carry their childhood from beginning 'til end inside of them.

Everything great that happend in the world, happened first in someone's fantasy.

Better to be betrayed some times than to never trust anyone.

Freedom is when you don't have to do things like everyone else does them.

For me it was very instructive to grow up inbetween people of different kinds and different ages. Without them or me knowing, I learned from them about life and how difficult it can be at times to be human.

If only I brightened up one grim childhood, I am happy.

I find racism disgusting! If I were younger, I would go into politics.

Reading is the infinite adventure of childhood.

Bet they hear me now, yeah they've heard of us
Hit the ground runnin', on my hurry up
Landed on the green first shot
This the birdie putt

I don't play, boy
Your girl a 5, mine's in Playboy
And f*ck H.A.M. I'm going Hamilton, I got 100 dimes
Try to egg me on and shit, but I don't flip, sunny side

The Brain: "Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
Pinky: "I think so, Brain. But how will we get the Spice Girls into the paella?"

Brain: "Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
Pinky: "I think so Brain... but do I really need 2 tongues?"

Pinky, you give a whole new meaning to the phrase, "counter-intelligence". You have the I.Q. of plaster.

Pinky: "Egad. You astound me, Brain."
Brain: "That's a simple task, Pinky."

Gerald Broflovski: "Well that does it, I'm going to the police!"
Stan: "For what?"
Gerald Broflovski: "To find out where Apple is keeping my son."
Stan: "Dude, when the police want to know where somebody is, they ask Apple!"

Teacher: "You think art is not important?"
Stan: "Well, art is just kinda for gaywads."
Butters: "I love our class!"
Stan: "See?!"

I love life. Yeah, I'm sad, but at the same time, I'm really happy that something could make me feel that sad. It's like... it makes me feel alive, you know. It makes me feel human. The only way I could feel this sad now is if I felt something really good before. So I have to take the bad with the good. So I guess what I'm feeling is like a beautiful sadness.

Do you know what happened to the last people Germans were pissed off at? Tell him, Kyle!

All grown-ups were once children... but only few of them remember it.

Have you any idea how much tyrants fear the people they oppress? All of them realize that, one day, amongst their many victims, there is sure to be one who rises against them and strikes back!

'I don't think...'
'Then you shouldn't talk', said the Hatter.

People say "nothing is impossible", but I do nothing every day.

The Rainbow Fish shared his scales left and right. And the more he gave away, the more delighted he became.

The beginning is always dark.

Once there was a boy. He was, let us say, something like fourteen years old; long and loose jointed and towheaded. He wasn't good for much, that boy. His chief delight was to eat and sleep, and after that he liked best to make mischief.

One Sunday morning the warm sun came up and - pop! - out of the egg came a tiny and very hungry caterpillar.

And the wild things roared their terrible roars and gnashed their terrible teeth and rolled their terrible eyes and showed their terrible claws.

I speak for the trees, for the trees have no tongues.

You ought to be thankful a hole heaping lot,
for The places and people you're lucky you're not!

Walk until the darkness is a memory, and you become the sun on the next traveler's horizon.