The best Quotes from Pinky and the Brain

Pinky, you give a whole new meaning to the phrase, "counter-intelligence". You have the I.Q. of plaster.

Brain: "Are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
Pinky: "I think so, Brain. But me and Pippi Longstocking... I mean, what would the children look like?"

Pinky: "Egad. You astound me, Brain."
Brain: "That's a simple task, Pinky."

The Brain: "Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
Pinky: "I think so, Brain. But how will we get the Spice Girls into the paella?"

Brain: "Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
Pinky: "I think so Brain... but do I really need 2 tongues?"

This is the earth. And this is Pinky. You can tell the difference quite easily: One is a lump of inert matter hurtling blindly through the void.
The other... is the earth.

Pinky: "Russia! I've heard of that place! Isn't it full of cheating, lying and backstabbing intrigue?"
Brain: "The Cold War is over Pinky. Now Russia is a place of free-market capitalism."
Pinky: "What's free-market capitalism?"
Brain: "Erm... cheating, lying and backstabbing intrigue."

Pinky: "Egad Brain! I wish I was as smart as you."
Brain: "I wish you were as smart as a tree stump, Pinky."

Brain: "I met her today in the maze. Her name is Billie. She's of simple folk, fair and true."
Pinky: "You mean she's stupid?"

You aren't going to get rid of me,are you Brain? I mean, you, working as a single? Look what happened to Jerry Lewis!

Brain: "How are going to get the Earth to lose weight?"
Pinky: "I know! We can get everyone to go on a diet!"
Brain: "Diets don't work."
Pinky: "Not even if you call them 'A Whole New Way of Eating?'"
Brain: "No."

Brain: "Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
Pinky: "I think so, Brain. But if you replace the P with an O, my name would be Oinky, wouldn't it?"

Brain: "Are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
Pinky: "Yes Brain. But if our knees bent the other way, how would we ride a bicycle?"

Sigmund Freud would have had a field day with you, Pinky.

Do you practice being dim or is it a natural talent?

Brain: "Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
Pinky: "I think so Brain. But pants with horizontal stripes make me look chubby."

I forced you to use the still frame on your VCR

Why are you smiling like you're about to tell Pinky the plan is to take over the world?

"Oh yes, time flies and before you know it you're old," said Pippi. "Come autumn I'll be ten, and I suppose I'll be past my prime then."

If you wanna be my lover
You gotta get with my friends
Make it last forever, friendship never ends
If you wanna be my lover
You have got to give
Taking is too easy, but that's the way it is

I cannot think of any need in childhood as strong as the need for a father's protection.

The mind is a complex and many-layered thing, Potter... or at least, most minds are.

You just called Britney Spears retro, so I have to go cryogenically freeze myself.

Marcus: "My bike. It's gone. She took it."
Max: "So that's like Grand Theft Auto. Or Grand Theft Bike."

You know what capitalism is? Gettin' f*cked!

Charlie Brown: "We only live once, Snoopy."
Snoopy: "Wrong! We only die once. We live every day!"

Clever of me to use my spine to break my fall like that.

If I wanted the government in my house, I'd buy Alexa.

I love life. Yeah, I'm sad, but at the same time, I'm really happy that something could make me feel that sad. It's like... it makes me feel alive, you know. It makes me feel human. The only way I could feel this sad now is if I felt something really good before. So I have to take the bad with the good. So I guess what I'm feeling is like a beautiful sadness.

What did you do, comb your hair with an eggbeater?