Quotes from Pinky and the Brain

Pinky, you give a whole new meaning to the phrase, "counter-intelligence". You have the I.Q. of plaster.

Brain: "Are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
Pinky: "I think so, Brain. But me and Pippi Longstocking... I mean, what would the children look like?"

Pinky: "Egad. You astound me, Brain."
Brain: "That's a simple task, Pinky."

The Brain: "Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
Pinky: "I think so, Brain. But how will we get the Spice Girls into the paella?"

Brain: "Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
Pinky: "I think so Brain... but do I really need 2 tongues?"

This is the earth. And this is Pinky. You can tell the difference quite easily: One is a lump of inert matter hurtling blindly through the void.
The other... is the earth.

Pinky: "Russia! I've heard of that place! Isn't it full of cheating, lying and backstabbing intrigue?"
Brain: "The Cold War is over Pinky. Now Russia is a place of free-market capitalism."
Pinky: "What's free-market capitalism?"
Brain: "Erm... cheating, lying and backstabbing intrigue."

Pinky: "Egad Brain! I wish I was as smart as you."
Brain: "I wish you were as smart as a tree stump, Pinky."

Brain: "I met her today in the maze. Her name is Billie. She's of simple folk, fair and true."
Pinky: "You mean she's stupid?"

You aren't going to get rid of me,are you Brain? I mean, you, working as a single? Look what happened to Jerry Lewis!

Brain: "How are going to get the Earth to lose weight?"
Pinky: "I know! We can get everyone to go on a diet!"
Brain: "Diets don't work."
Pinky: "Not even if you call them 'A Whole New Way of Eating?'"
Brain: "No."

Brain: "Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
Pinky: "I think so, Brain. But if you replace the P with an O, my name would be Oinky, wouldn't it?"

Brain: "Are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
Pinky: "Yes Brain. But if our knees bent the other way, how would we ride a bicycle?"

Sigmund Freud would have had a field day with you, Pinky.

Do you practice being dim or is it a natural talent?

Brain: "Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
Pinky: "I think so Brain. But pants with horizontal stripes make me look chubby."

I forced you to use the still frame on your VCR