Pigs are like big chubby dogs you can eat at christmas.
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You can put wings on a pig, but you don't make it an eagle.
Pigs sleep and root in shit. That’s a filthy animal. I ain’t eatin' nothing that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces.
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Who feeds a hungry animal, feeds his own soul.
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.
Treat your pet in a way that you could easily exchange roles anytime.
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Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail.
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The only honest reaction and true loyalty that we get is from our animals.
I've always had a fascination for animals. I loved watching them, and even then I thought of them as beings rather than pets. I call it a birth affect!
Germany... a country whose idea of a bedtime story is two children being left to die in the forest, before nearly being cooked and eaten and then murdering an old woman.
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Australia... home of every animal that seems like it should already be extinct.
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We can't do everything, but we have to do, what we can do.
Now there's no question China has been trying to crack down on the Internet. Good luck! That's sort of like trying to nail jello to the wall.
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That's when you know you've found somebody special. When you can just shut the fck up for a minute and comfortably share the silence.
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Jewish holidays are all about food... and celebrating not getting annihilated by our enemies.
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What do you mean, "he don't eat no meat"? That's okay. I'll make lamb.
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This physicist goes into an ice cream parlor every week and orders an ice cream sundae for himself, and then offers one to the empty stool sitting next to him. This goes on for a while until the owner finally asks him what he's doing. The man says, "Well, I'm a physicist, and quantum mechanics teaches us, that it is possible for the matter above this stool to spontaneously turn into a beautiful woman who might accept my offer and fall in love with me." The owner then says, "Lots of single, beautiful women come in here ever day. Buy an ice cream for one of them, and they might fall in love with you." And the physicist says, "Yeah, but what are the odds of that happening?!"