Quotes and Sayings about Pigs

Leonard: "You owe me another two dollars, the price of moo shu pork went up."
Howard: "It's getting tougher and tougher to be a bad Jew."

Howard Wolowitz in The Big Bang Theory - Season 2 Episode 14

Judaism

Pigs are like big chubby dogs you can eat at christmas.

John Oliver (Last Week Tonight) - Prison Heat

You can put wings on a pig, but you don't make it an eagle.

Bill Clinton

Eagles

You know what is okay to put in hot dogs? Huh? Pig lips and a-sholes! But I say, hey, have at it b*tches 'cause I love hot dogs.

Jesse Pinkman in Breaking Bad - Season 3 Episode 10

Meat

Pigs sleep and root in shit. That’s a filthy animal. I ain’t eatin' nothing that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces.

Pulp Fiction

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A dog has no use for fancy cars, big homes, or designer clothes. A water logged stick will do just fine. A dog doesn't care if you're rich or poor, clever or dull, smart or dumb. Give him your heart and he'll give you his. How many people can you say that about? How many people can make you feel rare and pure and special? How many people can make you feel extraordinary?

Marley & Me

Animals Dogs

Who feeds a hungry animal, feeds his own soul.

Charlie Chaplin

Animals

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.

Mark Twain

Humanity Gratitude Animals Dogs

All animals are equal, but some are more equal than others.

George Orwell in Animal Farm

Animals

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.

Josh Billings

Animals Dogs

Treat your pet in a way that you could easily exchange roles anytime.

Pascal Lachenmeier (*1973)

Animals Pets

There are no strange creatures, only blinkered people.

Newt Scamander in Fantastic Beasts - 2: The Crimes of Grindelwald

Animals

Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail.

Kinky Friedman

Love Money Animals Dogs

If having a soul means being able to feel love and loyalty and gratitude, then animals are better off than a lot of humans.

James Herriot

Animals

The only honest reaction and true loyalty that we get is from our animals.

Dick Van Patten

Loyalty Animals

Animals don't judge you as long as you're really good at heart. They don't care who you are or what you've done in your past.

Joe Exotic in Tiger King - Season 1 Episode 2

Animals

I've always had a fascination for animals. I loved watching them, and even then I thought of them as beings rather than pets. I call it a birth affect!

Tippi Hedren

Animals

The older I get, the more individuality I find in animals and the less I find in humans.

Chuck Jones

Humanity Animals

I've never met an animal I didn't like, and I can't say the same thing about people.

Doris Day

Humanity Animals

The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.

Charles de Gaulle

Humanity Animals Dogs

Animal lovers are a special breed of humans, generous of spirit, full of empathy, perhaps a little prone to sentimentality, and with hearts as big as a cloudless sky.

John Grogan in Marley & Me

Animals

There is no folly of the beast of the earth which is not infinitely outdone by the madness of man.

Herman Melville in Moby-Dick

Humanity Animals Conservation & Environment Protection

Cruelty against animals is one of the most specific signs of ignorant people.

Alexander von Humboldt

Animals

Love is not a sprint, it's a marathon. A relentless pursuit that only ends when she falls into your arms - or hits you with the pepper spray.

Howard Wolowitz in The Big Bang Theory - Season 1 Episode 3

Is it 'cause I'm Jewish? 'Cause I'd kill my rabbi with a pork chop to be with your sister.

Howard Wolowitz in The Big Bang Theory - Season 1 Episode 15

Judaism

Howard: "You were acting like an obnoxious, giant dictator."
Rajesh: "I thought we were going to be gentle with him."
Howard: "That's why I added the 'tator'!"

Howard Wolowitz in The Big Bang Theory - Season 3 Episode 1

That's the great thing about California, you can almost go to the mountains and almost go to the beach on the same day.

Leonard Hofstadter in The Big Bang Theory - Season 11 Episode 11

California

Physics answers the question, "What is the nature of the universe?" Geology answers the question, "What'd I just trip over?"

Sheldon Cooper in The Big Bang Theory - Season 11 Episode 7

Physics

Jewish holidays are all about food... and celebrating not getting annihilated by our enemies.

Dina in The Last of Us - Part II

Judaism

Jewish communities are warning their members to avoid specific places for their own safety - today, here in Germany, almost 80 years after the Holocaust.

Robert Habeck - November 2023

Judaism Holocaust 2023

Germany... a country whose idea of a bedtime story is two children being left to die in the forest, before nearly being cooked and eaten and then murdering an old woman.

John Oliver (Last Week Tonight)

Germany Fairytales

Australia... home of every animal that seems like it should already be extinct.

John Oliver (Last Week Tonight)

Australia

We can't do everything, but we have to do, what we can do.

Bill Clinton

Now there's no question China has been trying to crack down on the Internet. Good luck! That's sort of like trying to nail jello to the wall.

Bill Clinton - March 2000

Internet

The human response to danger is fight or flight, but an eagle's response is fight and flight.

Johnny Lawrence in Cobra Kai - Season 4 Episode 2

Eagles Danger

You can't house-train an eagle, dude. Not without stealing its soul.

Peacemaker - Season 1

Eagles

What if this is like math? Or algebra? You know, you add a plus douchebag to a minus douchebag, then you get, like, zero douchebags.

Jesse Pinkman in Breaking Bad - Season 4 Episode 8

Jesse: "Tell this a-shole if he wants to learn how to make my product, he's got to do it my way, the right way."
Mexican Cook: "I speak English."
Jesse: "So you understand what a-shole means. Now, go get me my phenylacetic acid, a-shole."

Jesse Pinkman in Breaking Bad - Season 4 Episode 10

You clearly don't know who you're talking to, so let me clue you in. I am not in danger, Skyler. I am the danger. A guy opens his door and gets shot, and you think that of me?! No! I am the one who knocks!

Walter White in Breaking Bad - Season 4 Episode 6

Christ, you two! All I can say is if I ever get anal polyps, I'll know what to name them.

Saul Goodman in Breaking Bad - Season 4 Episode 13

Funny Insults

What do you mean, "he don't eat no meat"? That's okay. I'll make lamb.

Aunt Voula in My Big Fat Greek Wedding

Barbecue Meat

Meat without wine is also a sin.

Larys Strong in House Of The Dragon - Season 1 Episode 6

Wine Meat

That's when you know you've found somebody special. When you can just shut the fck up for a minute and comfortably share the silence.

Mia Wallace in Pulp Fiction

Being Silent

This shit is between me, you, and Mr. soon-to-be-living-the-rest-of-his-short-ass-life-in-agonizing-pain rapist here.

Marcellus Wallace in Pulp Fiction

Leonard: "For God's sake, Sheldon, do I have to... hold up a sarcasm sign every time I open my mouth?"
Sheldon: "You have a sarcasm sign?"

Sheldon Cooper in The Big Bang Theory - Season 1 Episode 2

Sarcasm

Leonard: "I can't believe you've never seen 'Raiders of the Lost Ark'."
Penny: "And I can't believe you've never read 'Eat, Pray, Love'."
Leonard: "When she comes out with 'Eat, Pray, Run away from a giant boulder', I'll read it."

Leonard Hofstadter in The Big Bang Theory - Season 4 Episode 8

This physicist goes into an ice cream parlor every week and orders an ice cream sundae for himself, and then offers one to the empty stool sitting next to him. This goes on for a while until the owner finally asks him what he's doing. The man says, "Well, I'm a physicist, and quantum mechanics teaches us, that it is possible for the matter above this stool to spontaneously turn into a beautiful woman who might accept my offer and fall in love with me." The owner then says, "Lots of single, beautiful women come in here ever day. Buy an ice cream for one of them, and they might fall in love with you." And the physicist says, "Yeah, but what are the odds of that happening?!"

Penny in The Big Bang Theory - Season 2 Episode 19

Physics Quantum Mechanics

Raj: "Hey, look, I found an iPod!"
Howard: "Smashed beyond repair - what are you going to do with it?"
Raj: "What else? Sell it on ebay as 'slightly used'."

Rajesh Koothrappali in The Big Bang Theory - Season 1 Episode 17

eBay

Penny: "Wow, a girl scientist."
Leslie: "Yep, come for the breast, stay for the brains."

Leslie Winkle in The Big Bang Theory - Season 1 Episode 5

Gosh, Amy, I'm sensing a little hostility. Is it maybe because, like Sheldon's work, your sex life is also theoretical?

Bernadette Rostenkowski in The Big Bang Theory

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