Quotes and Sayings about Pigs

Quotes and Sayings about Pigs

Leonard: "You owe me another two dollars, the price of moo shu pork went up."
Howard: "It's getting tougher and tougher to be a bad Jew."
Howard Wolowitz in The Big Bang Theory - Season 2 Episode 14
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Pigs are like big chubby dogs you can eat at christmas.
John Oliver (Last Week Tonight) - Prison Heat
You can put wings on a pig, but you don't make it an eagle.
You know what is okay to put in hot dogs? Huh? Pig lips and a-sholes! But I say, hey, have at it b*tches 'cause I love hot dogs.
Jesse Pinkman in Breaking Bad - Season 3 Episode 10
Pigs sleep and root in shit. That’s a filthy animal. I ain’t eatin' nothing that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces.

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A dog has no use for fancy cars, big homes, or designer clothes. A water logged stick will do just fine. A dog doesn't care if you're rich or poor, clever or dull, smart or dumb. Give him your heart and he'll give you his. How many people can you say that about? How many people can make you feel rare and pure and special? How many people can make you feel extraordinary?
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Who feeds a hungry animal, feeds his own soul.
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If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
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All animals are equal, but some are more equal than others.
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A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.
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Treat your pet in a way that you could easily exchange roles anytime.
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There are no strange creatures, only blinkered people.
Newt Scamander in Fantastic Beasts - 2: The Crimes of Grindelwald
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Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail.
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If having a soul means being able to feel love and loyalty and gratitude, then animals are better off than a lot of humans.
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The only honest reaction and true loyalty that we get is from our animals.
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Animals don't judge you as long as you're really good at heart. They don't care who you are or what you've done in your past.
Joe Exotic in Tiger King - Season 1 Episode 2
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I've always had a fascination for animals. I loved watching them, and even then I thought of them as beings rather than pets. I call it a birth affect!
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Love is not a sprint, it's a marathon. A relentless pursuit that only ends when she falls into your arms - or hits you with the pepper spray.
Howard Wolowitz in The Big Bang Theory - Season 1 Episode 3
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Is it 'cause I'm Jewish? 'Cause I'd kill my rabbi with a pork chop to be with your sister.
Howard Wolowitz in The Big Bang Theory - Season 1 Episode 15
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Howard: "You were acting like an obnoxious, giant dictator."
Rajesh: "I thought we were going to be gentle with him."
Howard: "That's why I added the 'tator'!"
Howard Wolowitz in The Big Bang Theory - Season 3 Episode 1
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Howard: "You know, I'm really glad you decided to learn Mandarin."
Sheldon: "Why?"
Howard: "Once you're fluent, you'll have a billion more people to annoy instead of me."
Howard Wolowitz in The Big Bang Theory - Season 1 Episode 17
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That's the great thing about California, you can almost go to the mountains and almost go to the beach on the same day.
Leonard Hofstadter in The Big Bang Theory - Season 11 Episode 11
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Physics answers the question, "What is the nature of the universe?" Geology answers the question, "What'd I just trip over?"
Sheldon Cooper in The Big Bang Theory - Season 11 Episode 7
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Germany... a country whose idea of a bedtime story is two children being left to die in the forest, before nearly being cooked and eaten and then murdering an old woman.
John Oliver (Last Week Tonight)
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Australia... home of every animal that seems like it should already be extinct.
John Oliver (Last Week Tonight)
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We can't do everything, but we have to do, what we can do.
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Now there's no question China has been trying to crack down on the Internet. Good luck! That's sort of like trying to nail jello to the wall.
Bill Clinton - March 2000
What if this is like math? Or algebra? You know, you add a plus douchebag to a minus douchebag, then you get, like, zero douchebags.
Jesse Pinkman in Breaking Bad - Season 4 Episode 8
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Jesse: "Tell this a-shole if he wants to learn how to make my product, he's got to do it my way, the right way."
Mexican Cook: "I speak English."
Jesse: "So you understand what a-shole means. Now, go get me my phenylacetic acid, a-shole."
Jesse Pinkman in Breaking Bad - Season 4 Episode 10
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You clearly don't know who you're talking to, so let me clue you in. I am not in danger, Skyler. I am the danger. A guy opens his door and gets shot, and you think that of me?! No! I am the one who knocks!
Walter White in Breaking Bad - Season 4 Episode 6
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Christ, you two! All I can say is if I ever get anal polyps, I'll know what to name them.
Saul Goodman in Breaking Bad - Season 4 Episode 13
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That's when you know you've found somebody special. When you can just shut the fck up for a minute and comfortably share the silence.
Mia Wallace in Pulp Fiction
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This shit is between me, you, and Mr. soon-to-be-living-the-rest-of-his-short-ass-life-in-agonizing-pain rapist here.
Marcellus Wallace in Pulp Fiction
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Jewish holidays are all about food... and celebrating not getting annihilated by our enemies.
Dina in The Last of Us - Part II
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The human response to danger is fight or flight, but an eagle's response is fight and flight.
Johnny Lawrence in Cobra Kai - Season 4 Episode 2
What do you mean, "he don't eat no meat"? That's okay. I'll make lamb.
Leonard: "For God's sake, Sheldon, do I have to... hold up a sarcasm sign every time I open my mouth?"
Sheldon: "You have a sarcasm sign?"
Sheldon Cooper in The Big Bang Theory - Season 1 Episode 2
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Leonard: "I can't believe you've never seen 'Raiders of the Lost Ark'."
Penny: "And I can't believe you've never read 'Eat, Pray, Love'."
Leonard: "When she comes out with 'Eat, Pray, Run away from a giant boulder', I'll read it."
Leonard Hofstadter in The Big Bang Theory - Season 4 Episode 8
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This physicist goes into an ice cream parlor every week and orders an ice cream sundae for himself, and then offers one to the empty stool sitting next to him. This goes on for a while until the owner finally asks him what he's doing. The man says, "Well, I'm a physicist, and quantum mechanics teaches us, that it is possible for the matter above this stool to spontaneously turn into a beautiful woman who might accept my offer and fall in love with me." The owner then says, "Lots of single, beautiful women come in here ever day. Buy an ice cream for one of them, and they might fall in love with you." And the physicist says, "Yeah, but what are the odds of that happening?!"
Penny in The Big Bang Theory - Season 2 Episode 19
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Raj: "Hey, look, I found an iPod!"
Howard: "Smashed beyond repair - what are you going to do with it?"
Raj: "What else? Sell it on ebay as 'slightly used'."
Rajesh Koothrappali in The Big Bang Theory - Season 1 Episode 17
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Penny: "Wow, a girl scientist."
Leslie: "Yep, come for the breast, stay for the brains."
Leslie Winkle in The Big Bang Theory - Season 1 Episode 5
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Gosh, Amy, I'm sensing a little hostility. Is it maybe because, like Sheldon's work, your sex life is also theoretical?
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Sheldon: "Why do people cry at weddings?"
Mary: "They're practicing for what's coming later."
Mary Cooper in The Big Bang Theory - Season 10 Episode 1
For every $1 we could raise, they'll remove one pound of plastic from the ocean. We're trying to raise $30 million by the end of the year.
Mark Rober in Jimmy Kimmel Live! - November 2021
What I came to realize is that fear, that's the worst enemy. So, get up, get out in the real world and you kick that bastard as hard as you can right in the teeth!
Walter White in Breaking Bad - Season 2 Episode 8
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