The best Quotes and Sayings about Pigs

Leonard: "You owe me another two dollars, the price of moo shu pork went up."
Howard: "It's getting tougher and tougher to be a bad Jew."

Pigs are like big chubby dogs you can eat at christmas.

You can put wings on a pig, but you don't make it an eagle.

You know what is okay to put in hot dogs? Huh? Pig lips and a-sholes! But I say, hey, have at it b-tches 'cause I love hot dogs.

Pigs sleep and root in shit. That’s a filthy animal. I ain’t eatin' nothing that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces.