Quotes and Sayings about Pies & Cakes

"I'll make eggs for breakfast. How do you want yours?"
"In a cheesecake!"

In my eyes, refusing cake is an immoral act.

Dairy Queen is selling something called the Cheesecake Blizzard. It's a pound of ice cream with chunks of cheesecake in it. We have now reached the point where cheesecake is merely an ingredient.

If you're trying to create a company, it's like baking a cake. You have to have all the ingredients in the right proportion.

A compromise is the art of sharing a cake and having everyone think that they got the biggest piece of it.

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much!

I'm not saying I don't enjoy the days that I'm not eating chocolate cake. But I do particularly like those days when I am eating chocolate cake.

Let's face it, a nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me.

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.

Weddings are basically funerals with cake.

Everything is better when it is molten: Lead, iron, chocolate cake.

All grown-ups were once children... but only few of them remember it.

Keep true to the dreams of thy youth.

The more sand that has escaped from the hourglass of our life, the clearer we should see through it.

Nature gives you the face you have at twenty; it is up to you to merit the face you have at fifty.

I'm going to break precedent and tell you my one candle wish: that you would have a life as lucky as mine, where you can wake up one morning and say, 'I don't want anything more.' Sixty-five years. Don't they go by in a blink?

We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.

The longer I live, the more beautiful life becomes.

People should carry their childhood from beginning 'til end inside of them.

The man who views the world at 50 the same as he did at 20 has wasted 30 years of his life.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

If you read my blog, you know I'm a pilates freak. And by pilates, I mean waffles.

I was expecting you sometime last week. Not that it matters. You come and go as you please. Always have and always will. You've caught me a bit unprepared I'm afraid. Uh, we've only got cold chicken, a bit of pickle... there's some cheese here... oh, no. Er, we've got raspberry jam, an apple tart... oh, no, we're alright! I've just found some sponge cake.

Absolutely eat dessert first! The thing that you want to do the most, do that.

Lord, give me coffee to change the things I can and dessert to accept the things I can't.

I'm always cooking very slow so the eggs have enough time to process their separation.

"Well," Lockwood said, "if you judge success by the number of enemies you make, that was a highly successful evening."

To be honest, adults are pretty useless. 'Cause of their lack of sensitivity. They just get in the way.

The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up.

You can't ruin a friendship with sex. That's like trying to ruin ice cream with chocolate sprinkles

Facebook is manipulating the public almost everywhere on Earth. That is why they won't open source their algorithm.

Great companies are built on great products.

It's not enough to charm the people once a year at the ballot box.

As far as I'm concerned, there won't be a Beatles reunion as long as John Lennon remains dead.

When you're sick, nobody takes care of you like your mom.

I love people who make me laugh. I honestly think it's the thing I like most, to laugh. It cures a multitude of ills. It's probably the most important thing in a person.

Legos are like chocolate... there's always room for some more.

I like to play blackjack. I'm not addicted to gambling. I'm addicted to sitting in a semi-circle.

All of the world's darkness isn't enough to extinguish one candle's light.

You're both young, you're both unsure about your place in the universe, and you both want to be Grandpa's favorite. I can fix this. Morty, sit here. Summer, you sit here. Now, listen - I know the two of you are very different from each other in a lot of ways, but you have to understand that as far as Grandpa's concerned, you're both pieces of sh-! Yeah, I can prove it mathematically. Actually, l-l-let me grab my whiteboard. This has been a long time coming, anyways.

If I wanted the government in my house, I'd buy Alexa.

Girlfriend is such a stupid word. I couldn't stand calling her that. So, we had to get married, so I could call her "wife".

Volibear made the first river. You do not want to know how.

Surely iron cannot be forged without fire? Most peculiar indeed.