Quotes and Sayings about Pies & Cakes

Jonathan Stroud in Lockwood & Co. - 4: The Creeping Shadow

Dairy Queen is selling something called the Cheesecake Blizzard. It's a pound of ice cream with chunks of cheesecake in it. We have now reached the point where cheesecake is merely an ingredient.

Jay Leno

Ice Cream

If you're trying to create a company, it's like baking a cake. You have to have all the ingredients in the right proportion.

Elon Musk

Business

A compromise is the art of sharing a cake and having everyone think that they got the biggest piece of it.

Ludwig Erhard

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much!

George Harrison

I'm not saying I don't enjoy the days that I'm not eating chocolate cake. But I do particularly like those days when I am eating chocolate cake.

Trisha Yearwood

Let's face it, a nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me.

Audrey Hepburn

Chocolate

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.

Mitch Hedberg

Candles

Weddings are basically funerals with cake.

Rick Sanchez in Rick and Morty - Season 2 Episode 10

Weddings

Everything is better when it is molten: Lead, iron, chocolate cake.

Ornn, The Fire below the Mountain in League of Legends

Iron

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All grown-ups were once children... but only few of them remember it.

Antoine de Saint-Exupéry in The Little Prince

Children & Childhood Birthday Age

Keep true to the dreams of thy youth.

Friedrich Schiller in Don Carlos

Youth Men Birthday Age

The more sand that has escaped from the hourglass of our life, the clearer we should see through it.

Jean Paul Getty

Life Birthday Age Sand

Nature gives you the face you have at twenty; it is up to you to merit the face you have at fifty.

Coco Chanel

Beauty Birthday Age

I'm going to break precedent and tell you my one candle wish: that you would have a life as lucky as mine, where you can wake up one morning and say, 'I don't want anything more.' Sixty-five years. Don't they go by in a blink?

William Parrish in Meet Joe Black

Life Birthday

We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.

George Bernard Shaw

Birthday Age Playing

The longer I live, the more beautiful life becomes.

Frank Lloyd Wright

Birthday Age

People should carry their childhood from beginning 'til end inside of them.

Astrid Lindgren

Children & Childhood Birthday

The man who views the world at 50 the same as he did at 20 has wasted 30 years of his life.

Muhammad Ali

Experience Birthday Age

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

Bob Hope

Birthday Candles

If you read my blog, you know I'm a pilates freak. And by pilates, I mean waffles.

Zach Galifianakis

Dessert

I was expecting you sometime last week. Not that it matters. You come and go as you please. Always have and always will. You've caught me a bit unprepared I'm afraid. Uh, we've only got cold chicken, a bit of pickle... there's some cheese here... oh, no. Er, we've got raspberry jam, an apple tart... oh, no, we're alright! I've just found some sponge cake.

Bilbo Baggins in The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring - to Gandalf

Dessert

Absolutely eat dessert first! The thing that you want to do the most, do that.

Joss Whedon

Food Dessert

Lord, give me coffee to change the things I can and dessert to accept the things I can't.

Dessert

I'm always cooking very slow so the eggs have enough time to process their separation.

Cooking Eggs

"Well," Lockwood said, "if you judge success by the number of enemies you make, that was a highly successful evening."

Jonathan Stroud in Lockwood & Co. - 2: The Whispering Skull

To be honest, adults are pretty useless. 'Cause of their lack of sensitivity. They just get in the way.

Lucy Carlyle in Lockwood & Co. - Season 1 Episode 1

The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up.

Jay Leno

Crime New York City

You can't ruin a friendship with sex. That's like trying to ruin ice cream with chocolate sprinkles

Rajesh Koothrappali in The Big Bang Theory - Season 5 Episode 1

Sex Ice Cream

Today, the America Party is formed to give you back your freedom.

Elon Musk - July 2025

2025

Great companies are built on great products.

Elon Musk

Business Tesla

It's not enough to charm the people once a year at the ballot box.

Ludwig Erhard

Elections & Voting

As far as I'm concerned, there won't be a Beatles reunion as long as John Lennon remains dead.

George Harrison

John Lennon The Beatles

When you're sick, nobody takes care of you like your mom.

Trisha Yearwood

Illness & Sickness Mother

I love people who make me laugh. I honestly think it's the thing I like most, to laugh. It cures a multitude of ills. It's probably the most important thing in a person.

Audrey Hepburn

Laughing & Smile

Legos are like chocolate... there's always room for some more.

Chocolate Lego

I like to play blackjack. I'm not addicted to gambling. I'm addicted to sitting in a semi-circle.

Mitch Hedberg

Gambling

All of the world's darkness isn't enough to extinguish one candle's light.

Roman Herzog (as President of Germany) - Dezember 1998

Light Candles

You're both young, you're both unsure about your place in the universe, and you both want to be Grandpa's favorite. I can fix this. Morty, sit here. Summer, you sit here. Now, listen - I know the two of you are very different from each other in a lot of ways, but you have to understand that as far as Grandpa's concerned, you're both pieces of sh-! Yeah, I can prove it mathematically. Actually, l-l-let me grab my whiteboard. This has been a long time coming, anyways.

Rick Sanchez in Rick and Morty - Season 2 Episode 1

If I wanted the government in my house, I'd buy Alexa.

Rick Sanchez in Rick and Morty - Season 6 Episode 10

Amazon

Girlfriend is such a stupid word. I couldn't stand calling her that. So, we had to get married, so I could call her "wife".

Gayle Forman

Weddings

Volibear made the first river. You do not want to know how.

Ornn, The Fire below the Mountain in League of Legends

Surely iron cannot be forged without fire? Most peculiar indeed.

Scarlet in Goddess of Victory: Nikke

Iron

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