Quote by Phoebe Buffay (Season 9 Episode 13)

Quote by Phoebe Buffay (Season 9 Episode 13)

Joey: "I'm having new headshows taken tomorrow,right? And the photographer said that she thinks I should have my eyebrows waxed. Is that weird for a guy?"
Phoebe: "Well, it depends."
Joey: "On?"
Phoebe: "On how far along he is in the sex change process."

Phoebe Buffay in Friends - Season 9 Episode 13

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