Joey: "I'm having new headshows taken tomorrow,right? And the photographer said that she thinks I should have my eyebrows waxed. Is that weird for a guy?"
Phoebe: "Well, it depends."
Phoebe: "On how far along he is in the sex change process."
Joey: "Can you close that window, Chandler? My nipples could cut glass over here."
Phoebe: "Wait, really? 'Cause mine get me out of tickets."
Phoebe: "I was the last to know when you had a crush on Joey when he was moving in."
Phoebe: "Oh, looks like I was second to last."
Joey: "Pheebs, wanna help?"
Phoebe: "I wish I could, but I don't want to."