Quote by Phillip Gallagher (Season 2 Episode 1)

Lip: "You really wanna get your ass shot off in some 'stan somewhere?"
Ian: "'Stan?"
Lip: "Yeah, Pakistan, Afghanistan, Iraqistan."

Phillip Gallagher in Shameless - Season 2 Episode 1

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Karen: "Huh?"
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