Dwight: "I heard beer makes you stupid."
Fry: "No I'm… doesn't!"
They're like sex, except I'm having them.Philip J. Fry in Futurama
Valentine's Day is coming? Oh crap - I forgot to get a girlfriend again.Philip J. Fry in Futurama
That's the saltiest thing I've ever eaten… and I once ate a big heaping bowl of salt.Philip J. Fry in Futurama, Season 1 Episode 7