The best Quotes by Philip J. Fry

The best Quotes by Philip J. Fry

Philip J. Fry, commonly known mononymously by his surname, Fry, is a fictional character and the protagonist of the animated series Futurama. He is voiced by Billy West.

Dwight: "I heard beer makes you stupid."
Fry: "No I'm… doesn't!"
They're like sex, except I'm having them.
Valentine's Day is coming? Oh crap - I forgot to get a girlfriend again.
That's the saltiest thing I've ever eaten… and I once ate a big heaping bowl of salt.
Futurama - Season 1 Episode 7

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Professor: "Urectum."
Good news, everyone! I've taught the toaster to feel love.
There will be plenty of time to discuss your objections when and if you return.
You've succeeded in showing me life is worth living, by showing me how bad my funeral will suck.
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Bite my shiny metal a-ss!
Bender in Futurama - Season 1 Episode 1
This is the worst kind of discrimination. The kind against me.
Why can't she just drink herself happy like a normal person?
I took the liberty of fertilizing your caviar.
Gimme your biggest, strongest, cheapest drink!
I hope he didn't die. Unless he left a note naming me his successor, then I hope he did die.
I'm so embarrassed. I wish everybody else was dead.
Lip: "Hey, whoa. You really think they deserve your hard-earned money for that service?"
Frank: "Dine and dash?"
Lip: "Bite and bolt."
Frank: "Eat it and beat it?"
Shameless - Season 3 Episode 12

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