Quotes by Philip Banks

A real man takes responsibility for his actions. A real man knows when to let go of his pride and make the most out of his second chance.

A hard head makes for a soft behind.

Phillip Banks: "Penn State would've been my first choice if my applications to Princeton, Yale, and Talledega Tech had fallen through."
Dr. Hoover: "You must have been an athlete in your thinner days."

Why are we working so hard to save a boy who doesn't want to be saved?

Will: "Come on Uncle Phil, you're gonna ruin my rep."
Uncle Phil: "You're only 17, you don't have a rep yet."

Carlton, you are grounded for a month. Will, added to the month that you already have, it should take you into Fiscal '91.