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The best Quotes by Philip Banks
Series-Quotes
A real man takes responsibility for his actions. A real man knows when to let go of his pride and make the most out of his second chance.
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1
A hard head makes for a soft behind.
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Phillip Banks
: "Penn State would've been my first choice if my applications to Princeton, Yale, and Talledega Tech had fallen through."
Dr. Hoover
: "You must have been an athlete in your thinner days."
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1
Why are we working so hard to save a boy who doesn't want to be saved?
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Will
: "Come on Uncle Phil, you're gonna ruin my rep."
Uncle Phil
: "You're only 17, you don't have a rep yet."
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Carlton, you are grounded for a month. Will, added to the month that you already have, it should take you into Fiscal '91.
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Dad, don't do anything stupid! You haven't updated your will yet.
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"Banana Republic."
Vivian
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Any time you see a white guy in jail, you know he did something bad.
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Congratulate me. It took all day, but I finally found the perfect pair of alligator pumps to wear to the "Save the Everglades" dinner tonight.
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: "I'm sick of being such a big loser."
Will
: "Aw, C... you're not big."
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Oh my god, Carlton! What's that hideous thing growing out of your neck? Ah, never mind. It's just your head.
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Man, I love Halloween. It's the only time of year when a black man can wear a mask at night and not get arrested!
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What kind of idiot picks a password no one can guess?
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Girl, you look so good, I would marry your brother just to get in your family.
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: "Going to college isn't just about finding a job. It's about finding yourself, and finding what you do best that makes a contribution to the community. It shouldn't be just about money."
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: "You really believe that, Uncle Phil?"
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: "Yes, son, I really do."
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Girl, yo feet must be tired cause you've been running through my mind all day.
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Maybe I sometimes say things that are selfish and self-centered, but that's who I am, dammit.
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Girl, the way you looking so good, I wish just I could plant you and grow a whole field of ya'll.
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This town will try to make you forget who you are and where you came from. Don't let it do that!
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We have a different set of rules here, okay? If you want to do well, just keep your head down and follow my lead.
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Man, you know I'm gonna rep West Philly wherever I go.
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Hey baby, I noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to put you on notice that I noticed you too.
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Girl, don't hate me 'cause I'm beautiful!
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I know you can hear me with ears that big.
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Well, someone has her rude hat on tonight.
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