The best Quotes by Phil Taylor

The Sneaker Tree

That whole cellular idea is idiotic. Who wants to carry around a phone all the time? I don't want people calling me wherever I am.

The Sneaker Tree - November 2013

Smartphones

I am more of a knobhead than an egghead but I will be gutted if I get beat.

With darts it's just one against one, it's blow for blow. The only thing I could compare it to is boxing. It's dead exciting. You're reacting to each other, the adrenaline's pumping.

I don't get an eighth of the attention of David Beckham, but it's still pretty heavy.

David Beckham

During the 1990s I was dominating everything. People were saying they were beaten before we got on to the stage.

Every time I watch myself on TV I have to go on a diet.

I'm good friends with Robbie Williams because we both grew up in Stoke and our dads went to the same pubs. His dad, Pete, is like my second dad, I can talk to him about anything and I see him most weeks. And Rob is brilliant, a really generous, lovely bloke.

Robbie Williams

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The first rule of being a ninja is: Do no harm. Unless you mean to do harm. Then do lots of harm!

Master Splinter in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Woah… pretty heavy philosophical stuff for a cartoon show!

Michelangelo in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

The enemy of my enemy is my bro!

Michelangelo in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Enemies & Opponents

April O'Neil: "What are you?"
Leonardo: "Well, miss, we're ninjas."
Raphael: "We're mutants!"
Donatello: "Technically, we're turtles."
Michelangelo: "And we're teenagers. But we can have adult conversations."
April O'Neil: "So, you're... Ninja Mutant Turtle Teenagers?"
Donatello: "When you put it like that, it sounds ridiculous!"

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - 2014

Raphael: "Hey, Mikey, remember that thing you used to say when we were kids?"
Michelangelo: "You made me promise never to say it again."
Raphael: "Forget about that! Still got one in the tank?"
Michelangelo: "I've been holding it in for years... COWABUNGA!"

Michelangelo in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - 2014

Raphael: "Drive!"
Vernon Fenwick: "You're a talking turtle."
Raphael: "Yeah, and you're a human nerd. Now that we've got that out of the way, hit it!"

Raphael in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - 2014

Class is Pain 101, instructor is Casey Jones.

Casey Jones in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

One-Liners

I'm truly saddened by the death of Her Majesty, The Queen. What an outpouring of love and respect we saw for the Platinum Jubilee for her life of service. How devastated we all feel today shows what she has meant to people in this country and around the world.

David Beckham - September 2022

Death of Queen Elizabeth II

In my career, there's many things I've won and many things I've achieved, but for me, my greatest achievement is my children and my family. It's about being a good father, a good husband, just being connected to family as much as possible.

David Beckham

Family Career

That was my way of getting through difficult times of low confidence - hard work.

David Beckham

Work Beginning Motivation

Soccer is a magical game.

David Beckham

Quotes about Football/Soccer

I don't do anything unless I can give it 100%.

David Beckham

Ambition Motivation

I'll never forget where I'm from, never forget my roots. It doesn't matter where I live. I'm English, simple as that.

David Beckham

England & Great Britain

Whatever I do, I want to be the best.

David Beckham

Ambition

I'm a born entertainer. When I open the fridge door and the light goes on, I burst into song.

Robbie Williams

I'm quite obviously not the world's most handsome man - I'm the second world's most handsome man!

Robbie Williams

I'm not educated. I left school when I was 16, with no qualifications.

Robbie Williams

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune must be in want of a wife.

Jane Austen in Pride and Prejudice

Wealth & Richness

Wealth is a nightmare. With each coveted thing we buy, we lose a thing we dream about.

Bungo Stray Dogs

Wealth & Richness

I don't have a phone. I refuse to be a slave to technology.

Wednesday Addams in Wednesday - Season 1 Episode 1

Smartphones

We live in a world where losing your iPhone is more dramatic than losing your virginity.

Society Smartphones iPhones

Forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for a late pizza!

Michelangelo in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Pizza

I love being a turtle!

Michelangelo in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Who were you expecting, maybe the Addams Family?

Donatello-TMNT in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

The Addams Family

This is why you never go to New Jersey!

Donatello-TMNT in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

New Jersey

Trust me, I may not have ninja training, but I have achieved a level of awesomeness attainable only to Casey Jones.

Casey Jones in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

I do not wish to fight. But cast a stone into the lake, and the ripples will return to you.

Master Splinter in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Fighting

You are extraordinary, my sons. Unlike anything the world has ever seen. Bowed in greatness, destined to protect the people of New York! A dark force is growing: a criminal organization known as the Foot Clan, so named because they step over the good people of this city with no regard. Their leader, Shredder, will come at you with ferocity. His Foot Clan will outnumber you! The people of New York will look upon you as their only hope. Eyes focused! Elbows locked! Stance lowered! Be one with the blades! I know you are eager to answer their calls. But your training is not yet complete. The world below must remain your home. As your father, you must trust me and be patient. You are not yet ready to go above ground, but I believe when that day comes, when you rise to the streets, you will be responsible for amazing things.

Master Splinter in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - 2014

Fighting's for grownups, and that's only if you got no other choice.

Raphael in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Fighting

Do I need to remind you who has four shells and defeated the Shredder?

Leonardo in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Leonardo: "Donnie, what are the odds of surviving this?"
Donatello: "0.00000003%!"
Leonardo: "I'll take it!"

Leonardo in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - 2014

Some a-hole leaks it online and I'm like, you know, looking at the guy in the mirror brushing my teeth, "Dude, what have you done? This could be punishable by law!" But the internet forced the studio to say, "We're gonna make this movie", and 24 hours later, that movie had a green light.

Ryan Reynolds - September 2025

Deadpool

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