Quotes by Phil Dunphy

Phil Dunphy is a character from Modern Family

Quotes by Phil Dunphy

The good news is, Luke has his bike.
More good news, I taught some random kid a valuable lesson by stealing his bike.

Phil Dunphy in Modern Family, Season 1 Episode 3
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Sometimes I don't know if I love how much I fear Claire, or fear how much I love her.

Phil Dunphy in Modern Family, Season 5 Episode 1
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Phil: "Little heads up - there's no way I'm not crying at this wedding."
Claire: "Phil, you cried on the way here."
Phil: "I was on the brink already. I watched 'Dirty Dancing' before we left."

Phil Dunphy in Modern Family, Season 5 Episode 1
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I'm a cool dad. That's my thang. I surf the web... I text LOL - Laugh Out Loud, OMG - Oh My God, WTF - Why The Face.

Phil Dunphy in Modern Family, Season 1 Episode 1
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Success is 1% inspiration, 98% perspiration, and 2% attention to detail.

SuccessPhil Dunphy in Modern Family
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Alex: "What's Jagermeister?"
Phil: "Well, you know how in a fairytale there's always a potion that makes the princess fall asleep and then the guys start kissing her? Well, this is like that, except you don't wake up in a castle, you wake up in a frat house with a bad reputation."

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Haley: "Dad, can you just please tell mom, that I can take a two hour break and go to a party?"
Phil: "No Ma'am, I'm not stepping into that one. We're not playing 'good cop - mom'.'"

Phil Dunphy in Modern Family, Season 2 Episode 3
 
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You can tell a lot about a person from his biography.

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Watch a sunrise at least once a day.

SunrisePhil Dunphy in Modern Family
 
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When life gives you lemonade, make lemons. Life will be all like, "What?!"

ZitronenPhil Dunphy in Modern Family
 
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Dance, until your feet hurt. Sing, until your lungs hurt. Act, until you're William Hurt.

Phil Dunphy in Modern Family
 
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The most amazing things that can happen to a human being will happen to you, if you just lower your expectations.

ExpectationsPhil Dunphy in Modern Family
 
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If you get pulled over for speeding, tell the policeman your spouse has diarrhea.

Phil Dunphy in Modern Family
 
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Always look people in the eye. Even if they're blind. Just say, 'I am looking you in the eye.'

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If you love something, set it free. Unless it's a tiger.

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