Phil: 'Little heads up - there's no way I'm not crying at this wedding.'
Claire: 'Phil, you cried on the way here.'
Phil: 'I was on the brink already. I watched 'Dirty Dancing' before we left.'
Sometimes I don't know if I love how much I fear Claire, or fear how much I love her.0
Haley: 'Dad, can you just please tell mom, that I can take a two hour break and go to a party?'
Phil: 'No Ma'am, I'm not stepping into that one. We're not playing 'good cop - mom'.''
I'm a cool dad. That's my thang. I surf the web... I text LOL - Laugh Out Loud, OMG - Oh My God, WTF - Why The Face.0
Success is 1% inspiration, 98% perspiration, and 2% attention to detail.Success0
When life gives you lemonade, make lemons. Life will be all like, 'What?!'0
Dance, until your feet hurt. Sing, until your lungs hurt. Act, until you're William Hurt.0
The most amazing things that can happen to a human being will happen to you, if you just lower your expectations.Expectations0
If you get pulled over for speeding, tell the policeman your spouse has diarrhea.0
Always look people in the eye. Even if they're blind. Just say, 'I am looking you in the eye.'0