Phil: 'Little heads up - there's no way I'm not crying at this wedding.'
Claire: 'Phil, you cried on the way here.'
Phil: 'I was on the brink already. I watched 'Dirty Dancing' before we left.'
Sometimes I don't know if I love how much I fear Claire, or fear how much I love her.- Phil Dunphy in Modern Family, Season 5 Episode 1
Haley: 'Dad, can you just please tell mom, that I can take a two hour break and go to a party?'
Phil: 'No Ma'am, I'm not stepping into that one. We're not playing 'good cop - mom'.''
I'm a cool dad. That's my thang. I surf the web... I text LOL - Laugh Out Loud, OMG - Oh My God, WTF - Why The Face.- Phil Dunphy in Modern Family, Season 1 Episode 1
You can tell a lot about a person from his biography.- Phil Dunphy in Modern Family
Success is 1% inspiration, 98% perspiration, and 2% attention to detail.- Phil Dunphy in Modern FamilySuccess
Watch a sunrise at least once a day.- Phil Dunphy in Modern Family
When life gives you lemonade, make lemons. Life will be all like, 'What?!'- Phil Dunphy in Modern Family
Dance, until your feet hurt. Sing, until your lungs hurt. Act, until you're William Hurt.- Phil Dunphy in Modern Family
The most amazing things that can happen to a human being will happen to you, if you just lower your expectations.- Phil Dunphy in Modern FamilyExpectations
If you get pulled over for speeding, tell the policeman your spouse has diarrhea.- Phil Dunphy (Modern Family)
Always look people in the eye. Even if they're blind. Just say, 'I am looking you in the eye.'- Phil Dunphy in Modern Family
If you love something, set it free. Unless it's a tiger.- Phil Dunphy in Modern Family