Vernon: "Anyway, it's not as if there'd be anything about his lot on our news -"
Petunia: "Vernon, shh! The window's open!"
It's addressed to me, Vernon, look! Mrs Petunia Dursley, The Kitchen, Number Four, Privet Drive.
Petunia Dursley in Harry Potter and the Order of the PhoenixHe's a boisterous little boy, but he would hurt a fly!
Petunia Dursley in Harry Potter and the Goblet of FireVernon: "Their son... he'd be about Dudley's age now, wouldn't he?"
Petunia: "I suppose so."
Vernon: "What's his name again? Howard, isn't it?"
Petunia: "Harry. Nasty, common name, if you ask me."
Dinky Duddydums, don't cry, Mummy won't let him spoil your special day!
Petunia Dursley in Harry Potter and the Philosopher's StoneI was the only one who saw her for what she was... a freak! But for my mother and father, oh no, it was Lily this and Lily that, they were proud of having a witch in the family!
Petunia Dursley in Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone