Quotes by Peter Griffin

Peter Griffin is the main character of the US-animation series Family Guy. The family's father, Peter Griffin, is spoken by Seth MacFarlane - the inventor of Family Guy.

Peter Griffin is a fat, Irish-American worker, whose quotes show mainly one thing; that he's pretty dumb.

Quotes by Peter Griffin

'You guys watch the main cabin, I will find them. I'll take that fat guy as a human shield."
Peter: "Oh, nice, last guy picked for dodgeball, first guy for human shield."

Peter Griffin in Family Guy, Season 15 Episode 10
 
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'Okay, nobody move!"
Cleveland: "Oh my god, those guys in first class have guns."
Peter: "Cleveland, just be happy with what you have. Don't envy people!"

Peter Griffin in Family Guy, Season 15 Episode 10
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Peter: "Well, I got the results of your ultrasound and I got some news for ya."
Pregnant Woman: "Wait, wait, wait, we don't wanna if it's a boy or a girl."
Peter: "Oh, okay. Well, IT's not breathing."

Peter Griffin in Family Guy, Season 14 Episode 2
 
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Lois: "You're drunk again!"
Peter: "No, I'm just exhausted 'cause I've been up all night drinking."

Peter Griffin in Family Guy, Season 2 Episode 20
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Lois: "Oh, my God! You can only play the piano when you're drunk!"
Peter: "That's not true! I can also vomit, fall down and make dirty calls to your sister when I'm drunk!"

AlcoholPeter Griffin in Family Guy, Season 2 Episode 20
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Chris, this is a big day for you. Today you become the man of the house, because when we get home, your mother is going to kill me.

Peter Griffin in Family Guy, Season 1 Episode 3
 
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I've got an idea. An idea so smart that my head would explode, if I even began to know what I'm talking about.

Peter Griffin in Family Guy
 
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Lois: "Why should I get my tubes tied? You should get a vasectomy!"
Peter: "First, I don't know what that is. And two, no freakin' way."

Peter Griffin in Family Guy, Season 4 Episode 22
 
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Lois: "I think I'm pregnant."
Peter: "Oh, are you sure it's yours?"

Peter Griffin in Family Guy, Season 4 Episode 22
 
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Lois, men aren't fat. Only fat women are fat.

Peter Griffin in Family Guy, Season 4 Episode 22
 
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Boy, fat sex is the best sex we've ever had! Last night there were so many boobs I didn't know who's boobs I was grabbin'.

Peter Griffin in Family Guy, Season 4 Episode 22
 
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Peter: "I hope you're not pregnant, we can't afford another kid. We already got Chris, Stewie, Richie, Joanie, Greg, Marsha, Bobby, Jan, Mike Seaver, Carol Seaver, Boner, Urkel, Mr. Furley..."
Brian: "Peter those aren't your kids. That's the Nick-At-Night lineup."
Peter: "...Blanka, Zangief, Chun-Li, Guile, E. Honda..."
Brian: "That's Street Fighters!"
Peter: "...red, blue, green..."
Brian: "Those are colors!"

Peter Griffin in Family Guy, Season 4 Episode 22
 
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