Quotes by Peter Griffin

Peter Griffin is the main character of the US-animation series Family Guy. The family's father, Peter Griffin, is spoken by Seth MacFarlane - the inventor of Family Guy.

Peter Griffin is a fat, Irish-American worker, whose quotes show mainly one thing; that he's pretty dumb.

Quotes by Peter Griffin
Quote by Peter Griffin from Family Guy in Season 15 Episode 10

'You guys watch the main cabin, I will find them. I'll take that fat guy as a human shield.'
Peter: 'Oh, nice, last guy picked for dodgeball, first guy for human shield.'

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Quote by Peter Griffin from Family Guy in Season 15 Episode 10

'Okay, nobody move!'
Cleveland: 'Oh my god, those guys in first class have guns.'
Peter: 'Cleveland, just be happy with what you have. Don't envy people!'

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Quote by Peter Griffin from Family Guy in Season 14 Episode 2

Peter: 'Well, I got the results of your ultrasound and I got some news for ya.'
Pregnant Woman: 'Wait, wait, wait, we don't wanna if it's a boy or a girl.'
Peter: 'Oh, okay. Well, IT's not breathing.'

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Quote by Peter Griffin from Family Guy in Season 2 Episode 20

Lois: 'You're drunk again!'
Peter: 'No, I'm just exhausted 'cause I've been up all night drinking.'

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Quote by Peter Griffin from Family Guy in Season 2 Episode 20

Lois: 'Oh, my God! You can only play the piano when you're drunk!'
Peter: 'That's not true! I can also vomit, fall down and make dirty calls to your sister when I'm drunk!'

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Quote by Peter Griffin from Family Guy in Season 1 Episode 3

Chris, this is a big day for you. Today you become the man of the house, because when we get home, your mother is going to kill me.

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Quote by Peter Griffin from Family Guy

I've got an idea. An idea so smart that my head would explode, if I even began to know what I'm talking about.

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Quote by Peter Griffin from Family Guy in Season 4 Episode 22

Lois: 'Why should I get my tubes tied? You should get a vasectomy!'
Peter: 'First, I don't know what that is. And two, no freakin' way.'

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Quote by Peter Griffin from Family Guy in Season 4 Episode 22

Lois: 'I think I'm pregnant.'
Peter: 'Oh, are you sure it's yours?'

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Quote by Peter Griffin from Family Guy in Season 4 Episode 22

Lois, men aren't fat. Only fat women are fat.

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Quote by Peter Griffin from Family Guy in Season 4 Episode 22

Boy, fat sex is the best sex we've ever had! Last night there were so many boobs I didn't know who's boobs I was grabbin'.

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Quote by Peter Griffin from Family Guy in Season 4 Episode 22

Peter: 'I hope you're not pregnant, we can't afford another kid. We already got Chris, Stewie, Richie, Joanie, Greg, Marsha, Bobby, Jan, Mike Seaver, Carol Seaver, Boner, Urkel, Mr. Furley...'
Brian: 'Peter those aren't your kids. That's the Nick-At-Night lineup.'
Peter: '...Blanka, Zangief, Chun-Li, Guile, E. Honda...'
Brian: 'That's Street Fighters!'
Peter: '...red, blue, green...'
Brian: 'Those are colors!'

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