'You guys watch the main cabin, I will find them. I'll take that fat guy as a human shield.'
Peter: 'Oh, nice, last guy picked for dodgeball, first guy for human shield.'
'Okay, nobody move!'
Cleveland: 'Oh my god, those guys in first class have guns.'
Peter: 'Cleveland, just be happy with what you have. Don't envy people!'
Peter: 'Well, I got the results of your ultrasound and I got some news for ya.'
Pregnant Woman: 'Wait, wait, wait, we don't wanna if it's a boy or a girl.'
Peter: 'Oh, okay. Well, IT's not breathing.'
Lois: 'You're drunk again!'
Peter: 'No, I'm just exhausted 'cause I've been up all night drinking.'
Lois: 'Oh, my God! You can only play the piano when you're drunk!'
Peter: 'That's not true! I can also vomit, fall down and make dirty calls to your sister when I'm drunk!'
Chris, this is a big day for you. Today you become the man of the house, because when we get home, your mother is going to kill me.0
I've got an idea. An idea so smart that my head would explode, if I even began to know what I'm talking about.0
Lois: 'Why should I get my tubes tied? You should get a vasectomy!'
Peter: 'First, I don't know what that is. And two, no freakin' way.'
Lois: 'I think I'm pregnant.'
Peter: 'Oh, are you sure it's yours?'
Lois, men aren't fat. Only fat women are fat.0
Boy, fat sex is the best sex we've ever had! Last night there were so many boobs I didn't know who's boobs I was grabbin'.0
Peter: 'I hope you're not pregnant, we can't afford another kid. We already got Chris, Stewie, Richie, Joanie, Greg, Marsha, Bobby, Jan, Mike Seaver, Carol Seaver, Boner, Urkel, Mr. Furley...'
Brian: 'Peter those aren't your kids. That's the Nick-At-Night lineup.'
Peter: '...Blanka, Zangief, Chun-Li, Guile, E. Honda...'
Brian: 'That's Street Fighters!'
Peter: '...red, blue, green...'
Brian: 'Those are colors!'