The best Quotes by Peggy Bundy

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Insurance is like marriage. You pay and pay, and never get anything back!

Al Bundy in Married... with Children

Marriage Insurances

We all have to live with our disappointments. I have to sleep with mine.

Al Bundy in Married... with Children - Season 3 Episode 5

Disappointment

Peggy: "I want sex."
Al: "So do I, but I see no reason to drag you into it."

Al Bundy in Married... with Children

The last thing a guy wants to look at at the end of the day is a woman.

Al Bundy in Married... with Children

Behind every successful man is a woman who didn't marry me.

Al Bundy in Married... with Children

I, too, am a great believer in love. I want to find it myself some day. Let me give you a little bit of advice: Bed 'em, don't wed 'em. Do 'em, don't woo 'em. Date 'em, don't mate 'em.

Al Bundy in Married... with Children

Dad had one great dream, a dream that had been handed down from generation to generation of male Bundys: to build their own room and live separately from their wives. Sadly, they all failed.

Al Bundy in Married... with Children

The opera isn't over until the last heterosexual falls asleep.

Al Bundy in Married... with Children

Operas

I hate my life. Can't eat, can't sleep, can't bury the wife in the backyard.

Al Bundy in Married... with Children

Peg, if you want this house to look better, dust. If you want it to smell better, cook. If you want it to be happy, leave.

Al Bundy in Married... with Children

This woman came in and she was so fat she actually had three smaller women orbiting around her.

Al Bundy in Married... with Children

Fat People

When you find a man you wish to marry, Tessa, remember this: You will know what kind of man he is not by the things he says, but by the things he does.

Cassandra Clare in The Infernal Devices

Lies Men Taking action Talking

Keep true to the dreams of thy youth.

Friedrich Schiller in Don Carlos

Youth Men Birthday Age

Men may be stronger, but it is women who endure.

Cassandra Clare in The Infernal Devices

Men Women

As long as you know men are like children, you know everything!

Coco Chanel

Men

When a guy does something stupid once, well that's because he's a guy. But if he does the same stupid thing twice, that's usually to impress some girl.

Once-ler in The Lorax

Men

If you want more sex, just ask for it.

Damon Salvatore in The Vampire Diaries

Sex Erotic Quotes

Sheldon: "You do understand that our efforts here will in no way increase the odds of having sexual congress with this woman?"
Leonard: "Men do things for women without expecting sex."
Sheldon: "Those would be men who just had sex."

Sheldon Cooper in The Big Bang Theory - Season 1 Episode 2

Sex

Don't do drugs, don't have unprotected sex, don't be violent... leave that to me.

Eminem

Sex Violence Drugs

Caus' you see, for me, sex is a sport, like racquetball. Play hard for half an hour, work up a sweat and hope you don't get hit in the eye.

Perry Cox in Scrubs - Season 2 Episode 2

Sex

You can't ruin a friendship with sex. That's like trying to ruin ice cream with chocolate sprinkles

Rajesh Koothrappali in The Big Bang Theory - Season 5 Episode 1

Sex Ice Cream

If you start deporting every shady looking guy with questionable tattoos, who's gonna go to Jets games?

Jordan Klepper in The Daily Show

New York Jets

One downside of our big brains is we're the only creatures who are aware that death is inevitable. Although, if you lined ten dogs in a row and shot them one by one, the dog on the end would probably get the gist by about dog four.

Philomena Cunk in Cunk On Life - Episode 1

Brain

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