The best Quotes by Peggy Bundy

The best Quotes by Peggy Bundy

Men, the one thing they're good for, they're not good at.
I just want what every married woman wants, someone besides her husband to sleep with.
We're Bundys. We don't call the cops. People call them on us.

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Insurance is like marriage. You pay and pay, and never get anything back!
We all have to live with our disappointments. I have to sleep with mine.
Al Bundy in Married... with Children - Season 3 Episode 5
Peggy: "I want sex."
Al: "So do I, but I see no reason to drag you into it."
The last thing a guy wants to look at at the end of the day is a woman.
Behind every successful man is a woman who didn't marry me.
I, too, am a great believer in love. I want to find it myself some day. Let me give you a little bit of advice: Bed 'em, don't wed 'em. Do 'em, don't woo 'em. Date 'em, don't mate 'em.
Dad had one great dream, a dream that had been handed down from generation to generation of male Bundys: to build their own room and live separately from their wives. Sadly, they all failed.
The opera isn't over until the last heterosexual falls asleep.
I hate my life. Can't eat, can't sleep, can't bury the wife in the backyard.
Peg, if you want this house to look better, dust. If you want it to smell better, cook. If you want it to be happy, leave.
This woman came in and she was so fat she actually had three smaller women orbiting around her.
When you find a man you wish to marry, Tessa, remember this: You will know what kind of man he is not by the things he says, but by the things he does.
Keep true to the dreams of thy youth.
Men may be stronger, but it is women who endure.
As long as you know men are like children, you know everything!
When a guy does something stupid once, well that's because he's a guy. But if he does the same stupid thing twice, that's usually to impress some girl.
Once-ler in The Lorax
If you want more sex, just ask for it.
Sheldon: "You do understand that our efforts here will in no way increase the odds of having sexual congress with this woman?"
Leonard: "Men do things for women without expecting sex."
Sheldon: "Those would be men who just had sex."
Sheldon Cooper in The Big Bang Theory - Season 1 Episode 2
Don't do drugs, don't have unprotected sex, don't be violent... leave that to me.
You can't ruin a friendship with sex. That's like trying to ruin ice cream with chocolate sprinkles
No wonder the city never sleeps, it's too busy trying to get laid.
Carrie Bradshaw in Sex And The City - Season 1 Episode 11
Lip: "Hey, whoa. You really think they deserve your hard-earned money for that service?"
Frank: "Dine and dash?"
Lip: "Bite and bolt."
Frank: "Eat it and beat it?"
Shameless - Season 3 Episode 12
What can I say, once you go white, you always stay tight. Hey, I think I just insulted myself.
Kevin Ball in Shameless - Season 3 Episode 12

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