Quotes by Peeves

Myrtle: "D'you think I don't know what people call me behind my back? Fat Myrtle! Ugly Myrtle! Miserable, moaning, moping Myrtle!"
Peeves: "You've forgotten pimply!"

Here I've come from the toilet bowl, where she said I could swim did Eupraxia Mole.
As long as 'twere only one time per week, I can plunge the boys' lavatory - not for the meek!
He tried to stop me did Rancorous Carpe. Sought to trap me, confine me, inside of a jar -
but he failed, as did his Containment Charms, so I took my revenge to wreak havoc and harm.
It was granted my privileges be handsome indeed, or I'd fire up the cannon and so she agreed -
to draw up a contract, with her, not with him, that if I behaved I'd have one weekly swim!

We did it, we bashed them, wee Potter’s the one
And Voldy’s gone mouldy, so now let's have fun

"Why, it's potty wee Potter!" cackled Peeves, knocking Harry's glasses askew as he bounced past him. "What's Potter up to? Why's Potter lurking -" Peeves stopped, halfway through a mid-air somersault.

Most think he's barking, the potty wee lad,
but some are more kindly and think he's just sad,
but Peevesy knows better and says that he's mad.

What is it this time, my fine Potty friend? Hearing voices? Seeing visions? Speaking in tongues?

Oh, Potter, you rotter, oh, what have you done,
You’re killing off students, you think it’s good fun.

Wandering around at midnight, ickle firsties? Tut, tut, tut. Naughty, naughty, you'll get caughty.

When there's strife and when there's trouble
Call on Peevsie, he'll make double!

They were temporarily detained by Peeves, who had jammed a door on the fourth floor shut and was refusing to let anyone pass until they set fire to their own pants.

"Kicky, scratchy!" cried Peeves happily, now pelting bits of chalk at the elves to enrage them further. "Tweaky, pokey!"

So sorry, your bloodiness, Mr Baron, sir. My mistake, my mistake - I didn't see you - of course I didn't, you're invisible - forgive old Peevsie his little joke, sir.

Potty asked Loony to go to the party! Potty lurves Loony! Potty luuuuuurves Looooony!

Nasty temper he's got, that Sirius Black.

"Which way did they go, Peeves?" Filch was saying. "Quick, tell me."
"Say please."
"Don’t mess about, Peeves, now where did they go?"
"Shan't say nothing if you don't say please," said Peeves in his annoying sing-song voice.
"All right - please."
"NOTHING! Ha haaa! Told you I wouldn't say 'nothing' if you didn't say please!"