Quotes by Paul Lynde

An actor shouldn't undergo psychoanalysis, because there are a lot of things you're better off not knowing.

A closet full of wire hangers can be the most dangerous place in the world.

I feel now it's useless to keep hoping. The way things are today, we live in a world that needs laughter, and I've decided if I can make people laugh, I'm making a more important contribution.

The dining room in my old house was truly magnificent, but by far the worst room for conversation. I'd get up from the table, a very long table, and somebody would always say, Paul, I never got to talk to you.

Sandwiches are wonderful. You don't need a spoon or a plate!