Quotes by Patton Oswalt

Patton Peter Oswalt is an American stand-up comedian, actor, voice actor, and writer, known for playing Spencer Olchin in the sitcom The King of Queens, voicing Remy in the Pixar film Ratatouille, co-starring opposite Charlize Theron in Young Adult and guest starring as the Koenigs on Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.. He has appeared in six stand-up specials and won a Primetime Emmy Award for Outstanding Writing for a Variety Special and a Grammy for his Netflix special Patton Oswalt: Talking for Clapping. Oswalt made his acting debut in the Seinfeld episode "The Couch", appeared in Blade: Trinity, starred in Big Fan and Adult Swim's The Heart, She Holler.

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George Bush is not stupid. He's evil. OK? There's a huge difference between stupid and evil.

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It's like our country is being run by a bunch of bad alcoholic dads right now.

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90% of every art form is garbage - dance and stand-up, painting and music. Focus on the 10% that's good, suck it up, and drive on.

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I have to drink this much to be as unfunny as you.

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If you hit a midget on the head with a stick, he turns into 40 gold coins.

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