Quote by Patrick Star (SpongeBob SquarePants)

Patrick: "Is mayonnaise an instrument?"
Squidward Tentacles: "No, Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument. Yes, Patr... No, horseradish is not an instrument either!"

Patrick Star in SpongeBob SquarePants

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I'm Patrick. My name means "toaster" in Celtic.

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Friends don't let friends go on dangerous quests alone.

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'Is this the Krusty Krab?"
Patrick: "No, this is Patrick."

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SpongeBob: "But, Mr. Krabs, I found that under the grill."
Mr. Krabs: "And tomorrow a customer will find it under his bun."
SpongeBob: "But it's old and cold and so very full of mold."
Mr. Krabs: "You're not to make another patty until that one is sold. Understand?"

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If I had a dollar for every brain you don't have, I'd have one dollar.

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If you start deporting every shady looking guy with questionable tattoos, who's gonna go to Jets games?

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New York Jets

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