The best Quotes by Patricia Fernández

Marcela: "Look, you have an extremely expensive car. That's entirely useless in New York. Plus, you can't afford the apartment your ex left you. There's your problem!"
Patricia: "You might as well ask me to sell my kidneys."

But you need to be careful, though. You know how men are. They're heartless bastards!

That's L.A. They worship everything and they value nothing.

Welcome to a city where people trying to disappear aren't actually trying.

I lived in L.A. for a few months. It seemed like no one there had parents. Or if they did have parents, they would deny it.

Linda: "Why did you decide to come to Los Angeles?"
Lucifer: "The same reason as everyone else: the weather, p*rnstars, Mexican food."

People here in Los Angeles are disgusted now about a sex scandal involving Arnold Schwarzenegger. Apparently for seven years, he carried on a sexual relationship with his own wife.

Los Angeles was the kind of place where everybody was from somewhere else and nobody really droppped anchor.

The L.A. weather is a lot like Taiwan's, where you don't observe four seasons, so the years can pass and you don't feel a thing.

You're lucky we're not in Los Angeles, because Angelinos can smell BS a mile away.

I'm from the Compton slums, and that's how the West ride
I'm from the city where two of the best died

I moved to Los Angeles for two reasons. One is to run away from a boy. Two is to chase a boy.

If I lived in L.A., I'd be schizophrenic after a week.

I'm rich, I'm miserable - I'm pretty average for this town.

Riggs: "You want me to drive?"
Murtaugh: "No, you're supposed to be suicidal, remember? I'll drive."
Riggs: "Anybody who drives around in this town IS suicidal."

Miss Carter, you have no idea how foreign Los Angeles will seem to a civilized person such as yourself. They eat avocados... with everything!

There's an old saying: 'Nobody comes from Los Angeles. Everybody comes to Los Angeles'. But if you do come from Los Angeles, then chances are you come from Pasadena.

The difference between Los Angeles and yogurt is that yogurt comes with less fruit.

I read the Life magazine articles about free love and free dope in California. At age 20 I drove to Los Angeles.

Now get your filthy uterus out of my face!

Betty: "Excuse me, sir, but-"
Hugo: "You're not excused. But nature should excuse herself for creating you."

"What's so special about her?"
"Oh, well, only that she graduated Summa Cum Laude with two post-graduate degrees, a degree in France, and she speaks five languages, but...- All she's missing is an Olympic medal."

She knows how to please a man. I just think she's horizontally accessible.

Betty, you'll get it! Haven't I always told you to believe in yourself? Just remember me when you make it big. I don't want to stay here forever.

Secretary? My dad will probably ask why I got a post-graduate degree to be just a secretary. As soon as he hears the title, Dad will have another episode.

Ballet is a sublime art. It's elegant and delicate. It's not for graceless, ugly girls. Some girls were born to shine like stars. Others were born to watch them shine.

Lip: "Hey, whoa. You really think they deserve your hard-earned money for that service?"
Frank: "Dine and dash?"
Lip: "Bite and bolt."
Frank: "Eat it and beat it?"

What can I say, once you go white, you always stay tight. Hey, I think I just insulted myself.