A monkey, after getting drunk on brandy, would never touch it again, and thus is much wiser than most men.
Gru: "Mom, someday, I'm going to go to the moon!"
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Gru's Mom: "I'm afraid you're too late, son. NASA isn't sending the monkeys anymore."
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Jane Goodall had to go to Africa to study the apes. I just had to go to dinner.
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