The best Quotes by Pascal Lachenmeier

Treat your pet in a way that you could easily exchange roles anytime.

A dog has no use for fancy cars, big homes, or designer clothes. A water logged stick will do just fine. A dog doesn't care if you're rich or poor, clever or dull, smart or dumb. Give him your heart and he'll give you his. How many people can you say that about? How many people can make you feel rare and pure and special? How many people can make you feel extraordinary?

Who feeds a hungry animal, feeds his own soul.

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.

All animals are equal, but some are more equal than others.

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.

There are no strange creatures, only blinkered people.

Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail.

If having a soul means being able to feel love and loyalty and gratitude, then animals are better off than a lot of humans.

The only honest reaction and true loyalty that we get is from our animals.

Animals don't judge you as long as you're really good at heart. They don't care who you are or what you've done in your past.

I've always had a fascination for animals. I loved watching them, and even then I thought of them as beings rather than pets. I call it a birth affect!

The older I get, the more individuality I find in animals and the less I find in humans.

I've never met an animal I didn't like, and I can't say the same thing about people.

The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.

Animal lovers are a special breed of humans, generous of spirit, full of empathy, perhaps a little prone to sentimentality, and with hearts as big as a cloudless sky.

There is no folly of the beast of the earth which is not infinitely outdone by the madness of man.

Cruelty against animals is one of the most specific signs of ignorant people.

Animals have more to offer than warm pelts and meat.

That there's a term for "animal protection" is a shame for humankind.

Nature's my religion. Earth's my church. Loving every creature is my belief.

I once considered keeping some pets in my office, but soon gave up on the idea. It's just not right to keep small animals where they won't be able to see the sun.

Such short little lives our pets have to spend with us, and they spend most of it waiting for us to come home each day.

Ah, well, people can be stupid abou' their pets.

You become responsible, forever, for what you have tamed.

Without my pets, my place would be cleaner and my wallet would be fuller. But my heart would be empty.

Not all treasures are made of gold. Some treasures have fur, four paws and a loyal heart!

Pets are loyal companions who fill our lives with love and joy. They are always there for us, in good times and bad. Their unconditional affection touches our hearts and makes us feel how special the bond between human and animal is.

Pets are like little comedians, constantly making us laugh with their antics. Whether they're running away from the vacuum cleaner or striking the perfect yoga pose on the couch, they never fail to entertain us. Who needs TV when you have a pet?

Oh lovely creatures, that roam within our halls, how sweet is thy song and thy play! Thy loyalty and thy affection are like a gentle summer rain that refreshes our souls. May thy fur always shine and thy paws always be gentle, my beloved pets!

Pets bring joy, they're always near,
Their love is strong, there's nothing to fear.
They comfort us when we are sad,
And make us laugh when we are mad.
Our furry friends, so loyal and true,
We're grateful for all that they do.
So here's to our pets, so dear and sweet,
They just make our lives complete.

Lord, give me coffee to change the things I can and my pet to accept the things I can't.

One candidate is too old and mentally unfit to be president. The other one is me.

What do you call an Asian Dwayne Johnson?
The Wok.

I'm paranoid. On my stationary bike, I have a rear view mirror.

When you're in love it's the most glorious two and a half days of your life.

I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back.

I tried phone sex - it gave me an ear infection.

During sex I fantasize that I'm someone else.

I like to read biographies of authors that I love, like Richard Yates. I also like to see what non-fiction authors are out there. My bible is Something Happened. It's one of the greatest books I've ever read. But if I don't read a Dostoevsky soon I'm going to kill myself.

For 45 years I've worked without an audience.