The best Quotes from Paradise PD

The best Quotes from Paradise PD

Paradise PD is an American adult animated sitcom created by Waco O'Guin and Roger Black that premiered on August 31, 2018, on Netflix.

I'll never forget my first arrest. He was a litterbug. This photo captures the exact moment when 50,000 volts turned his spine into dust. He doesn't litter anymore because he can't hold things.
Gina Jabowski - Season 1 Episode 1
The only thing doing any real work around here is Dusty's insulin pump.
Randall Crawford - Season 1 Episode 1
Randall: "Alright Kevin, pull your pants down!"
Kevin: "Dad, why?"
Randall: "We're gonna rub our dicks together and make a fire."
Kevin: "Dad, you rub sticks together!"
Randall: "Oh. Well, I guess I was molested as a child then."
Fitz: "Where's the bomb-defusing robot?"
Randall: "Too expensive. We just go under a bridge, deputize a hobo, and send him in there."
Randall Crawford - Season 1 Episode 1
Randall: "I thought you said he was a doctor?"
Dinkle: "Dentists are doctors!"
Randall: "Yeah, and birds are books. What a loser."
Randall Crawford - Season 1 Episode 1
Dusty: "Well, hey and good day to you, Stanley."
Stanley: "You can see me even though I'm a ghost? Wait, are you a medium?"
Dusty: "No, I'm a 32 XXXXXXXL, but ain't you the sweetest?"
Dusty Marlow - Season 1 Episode 7
You are so clever. I'm going to give you one slice of expired bologna for 10 percent of your company.
Kevin: "I failed you, dad. I should hand in my badge - and my crossing guard uniform."
Randall: "Kevin. Why the hell would I want those!?"
Randall Crawford - Season 1 Episode 2
Randall: "Do you know how much damage you did to that video store?"
Kevin: "Nine dollars?"
Randall: "Eleven."
Randall Crawford - Season 1 Episode 1
It's just my mama's recipe and I used some unbleached flour hidden in the pantry.
Dusty Marlow - Season 1 Episode 4
You know whenever a brick crashes through the window, it reminds me of my mama.
Our next item up for bid is a delicious and nutritious product from the commissary called Cup O' Noodles.
Dusty Marlow - Season 1 Episode 5

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Espuelas: "It's called a terracotta bowl, amigo."
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Quagmire: "You got to help me. I'm looking for a little boy with red overalls and a yellow shirt."
French Man: "You are looking to buy or to rent?"
Quagmire: "What? No! God! How is Paris considered a classy city?"
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In the darkest times, hope is something you give yourself. That is the meaning of inner strength.
Patrick: "Is mayonnaise an instrument?"
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Whoa, this is big. I really need some time to drink about this.
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I'm responsible for my own happiness? I can't even be responsible for my own breakfast!
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To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems!
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