Quotes from Paradise PD

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Quotes from Paradise PD

I'll never forget my first arrest. He was a litterbug. This photo captures the exact moment when 50,000 volts turned his spine into dust. He doesn't litter anymore because he can't hold things.

Gina Jabowski in Paradise PD, Season 1 Episode 1
 
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The only thing doing any real work around here is Dusty's insulin pump.

Randall Crawford in Paradise PD, Season 1 Episode 1
 
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Randall: "Alright Kevin, pull your pants down!"
Kevin: "Dad, why?"
Randall: "We're gonna rub our dicks together and make a fire."
Kevin: "Dad, you rub sticks together!"
Randall: "Oh. Well, I guess I was molested as a child then."

Randall Crawford in Paradise PD
 
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Fitz: "Where's the bomb-defusing robot?"
Randall: "Too expensive. We just go under a bridge, deputize a hobo, and send him in there."

Randall Crawford in Paradise PD, Season 1 Episode 1
 
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Randall: "I thought you said he was a doctor?"
Dinkle: "Dentists are doctors!"
Randall: "Yeah, and birds are books. What a loser."

DentistsRandall Crawford in Paradise PD, Season 1 Episode 1
 
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Dusty: "Well, hey and good day to you, Stanley."
Stanley: "You can see me even though I'm a ghost? Wait, are you a medium?"
Dusty: "No, I'm a 32 XXXXXXXL, but ain't you the sweetest?"

Dusty Marlow in Paradise PD, Season 1 Episode 7
 
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You are so clever. I'm going to give you one slice of expired bologna for 10 percent of your company.

Dusty Marlow in Paradise PD
 
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Kevin: "I failed you, dad. I should hand in my badge - and my crossing guard uniform."
Randall: "Kevin. Why the hell would I want those!?"

Randall Crawford in Paradise PD, Season 1 Episode 2
 
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Randall: "Do you know how much damage you did to that video store?"
Kevin: "Nine dollars?"
Randall: "Eleven."

Randall Crawford in Paradise PD, Season 1 Episode 1
 
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It's just my mama's recipe and I used some unbleached flour hidden in the pantry.

Dusty Marlow in Paradise PD, Season 1 Episode 4
 
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You know whenever a brick crashes through the window, it reminds me of my mama.

Dusty Marlow in Paradise PD
 
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Our next item up for bid is a delicious and nutritious product from the commissary called Cup O' Noodles.

Dusty Marlow in Paradise PD, Season 1 Episode 5
 
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