Do you think pandas know they're Chinese and they're taking the one child policy a bit too seriously?
I think Pandas are my spirit animal. Lazy, dark circles around their eyes, and always hungry.
Pandas, proof that you can eat just bamboo and still be fat.
I don't get why people focus so much on pandas when it comes to endangered species. They eat bamboo! It has no nutrients! They brought this upon themselves.
Those Grizzlies are more like Pandas.
Be a panda - the happiest and the rarest.
China... the country responsible for huge technological advances and yet, it still can't seem to get pandas to fck.
John Oliver (Last Week Tonight)
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