The best Quotes by Pamela Anderson

My hair was so much a part of my personality and all my photo shoots. I hid behind my hair. And then, I just decided I was okay with myself. To have short hair and really show my face is even more revealing than anything. It's a statement - not to everyone else, more to myself. I'm just ready to get out from behind my hair and be myself.

Tattoos are like stories - they're symbolic of the important moments in your life. Sitting down, talking about where you got each tattoo and what it symbolizes, is really beautiful.

Tattoos

I am what I am and I'm a horrible liar. I can't do it. I'm just very candid.

If people knew how KFC treats its chickens, they'd never eat another drumstick.

KFC

Quotes about Pamela Anderson

Canada also helped in two world wars and gave the world Neil Young, William Shatner, Leonard Cohen, Pamela Anderson, one quarter of Barney Stinson, instant mashed potatoes and best of all - you.

Barney Stinson in How I Met Your Mother - Season 9 Episode 12

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I know what you said you wanted, but I really dont think Pamela Anderson will agree to swallow your ashes.

Alan Harper in Two and a half Men - Season 9 Episode 1

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Summer: "Did you just look at my boobs? You should look at my face."
Matt: "I'm trying but it's so close to your boobs."

Matt Brody in Baywatch

Boobs

Mitch: "We've got a dead body on our beach."
Matt: "That's not our job."
Mitch: "My gut says there's some bad shit going on over there and my balls say we need to check it out."
Matt: "My balls say, 'let's just take it easy right here'."
Mitch: "What? Your balls sound like three-year-old girls."
Matt: "I don't know, man. That's just how they talk. But they're wise."

Matt Brody in Baywatch

You're in politics. You know that no one can claw their way to the top without getting a little dirt under their fingernails.

Victoria Leeds in Baywatch

Politics

Summer Quinn: "Why does she always look like she's running in slow-mo?"
Ronnie Greenbaum: "You see it too?"
Summer Quinn: "And she always looks wet, but not too wet."
Ronnie Greenbaum: "Right? She's the reason I believe in God."

Baywatch

There's no I in team, but there is a me.

Matt Brody in Baywatch

Matt Brody: "Hey, I'm Matt Brody!"
Summer Quinn: "And not a single f*ck was given..."

Baywatch

CJ: "You look amazing, by the way."
Victoria Leeds: "Well, someone has to."

Baywatch

I'll die when the tide stops and the moon drowns. Until then... I'm oceanic, motherf*cker.

Mitch Buchannon in Baywatch

Guys, after finding the drugs, helping save Chen and helping me blow up the bad girl with a Roman candle, it's a pleasure to say you are officially no longer trainees.

Mitch Buchannon in Baywatch

I need your help. Because as much as I know about laptops, I don't know shit about computers.

Matt Brody in Baywatch

I was born of the sea. I eat fire coral and I piss salt water. I scratch my back with a whale's d-ck, and I loofah my chest with his b-llsack.

Mitch Buchannon in Baywatch

Whatever you do in this life, it's not legendary, unless your friends are there to see it.

Barney Stinson in How I Met Your Mother - Season 9 Episode 17

Barney: "Our wedding is gonna be legendary."
Robin: "No wait for it?"
Barney: "I've got you, I don't have to wait for it anymore."

Barney Stinson in How I Met Your Mother - Season 9 Episode 1

Love declerations

Underneath all of those lies is one true thing. One true thing that can support the weight of all the lies in the world, and that's the fact that I love you.

Barney Stinson in How I Met Your Mother - Season 8 Episode 18

Love declerations

It's only once you've stopped, that you realize how hard it is to start again. So you force yourself not to want it.

Ted Mosby in How I Met Your Mother - Season 6 Episode 3

Breakup Beginning

If you're looking for the word that means caring for someone beyond all rationality and wanting them to have everything they want, no matter how much it destroys you, it's love!

Ted Mosby in How I Met Your Mother - Season 9 Episode 17

Love

Kids, you can't cling to the past. Because no matter how tight you hold on... it's already gone.

Ted Mosby in How I Met Your Mother - Season 8 Episode 23

Memories Past

Well, listen, just remember, that love will get u through times of no money better, than money will get you through times of no love.

Alan Harper in Two and a half Men - Season 9 Episode 20

Walden: "Money does not buy happiness!"
Alan: "I wouldn't know, I never had either."

Alan Harper in Two and a half Men - Season 9 Episode 1

Women reject me for 100 different reasons. White teeth would reduce that to 99 problems.

Alan Harper in Two and a half Men - Season 10 Episode 2

Teeth

Alan: "Why don't you get a vasectomy?"
Charlie: "I've considered it. In fact, a couple of years ago I believe there was a petition circulating."

Charlie Harper in Two and a half Men - Season 1 Episode 24

The damage has been done. All that's left to do now is drink until the part of the brain that creates mental pictures is dead.

Charlie Harper in Two and a half Men - Season 1 Episode 18

Alcohol

Alan: "I feel sorry that your heart has become so hard and small, that you've lost the capacity to connect with another human being on any level any more meaningful, than the inebriated exchange of bodily fluids."
Charlie: "Boy, leave it to you to take a beautiful thing like drunken sex and make it sound dirty."

Charlie Harper in Two and a half Men - Season 1 Episode 16

Success should always be just beyond your grasp.

William Shatner

Success

I never watched Star Trek.

William Shatner

Act the way you'd like to be and soon you'll be the way you act.

Leonard Cohen

Taking action Motivation

Music is the emotional life of most people.

Leonard Cohen

Music

It's better to burn out, than to fade away.

Neil Young

Live music is better.

Neil Young

She warned him not to be deceived by appearances, for beauty is found within.

Beauty and the Beast

Beauty Appearance

My Body is my Journal, and my Tattoos are my Story.

Johnny Depp

Tattoos

I'm KFC baby - you don't mess with the Colonel's recipe!

Barney Stinson in How I Met Your Mother - Season 7 Episode 20

KFC

For the soul, laughing is what oxygen is for the lungs.

Louis de Funès

Laughing & Smile

It's not about the absence of fear. It's overcoming it.

Emma Watson

Fear

If there hadn't been women we'd still be squatting in a cave eating raw meat, because we made civilization in order to impress our girlfriends.

Orson Welles

Men & Women

My philosophy is: It's none of my business what people say of me and think of me.

Anthony Hopkins

Self-Confidence Gossip & Rumors

My father always said, "Never trust anyone whose TV is bigger than their book shelf" - so I make sure I read.

Emilia Clarke

Books Reading

We think too much and feel too little.

Charlie Chaplin

Thinking Feelings & Emotions

Look, if Michael Jordan's healthy, you don't let Scottie Pippen run the offense. Oh, you're from Canada, right. If Wayne Gretzky's healthy, you don't let François... what I'm saying is: hockey is stupid and I'm point guy!

Barney Stinson in How I Met Your Mother - Season 8 Episode 23

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Some a-hole leaks it online and I'm like, you know, looking at the guy in the mirror brushing my teeth, "Dude, what have you done? This could be punishable by law!" But the internet forced the studio to say, "We're gonna make this movie", and 24 hours later, that movie had a green light.

Ryan Reynolds - September 2025

Deadpool

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