Quotes and Voice-Lines by Paimon

Sorry... Paimon's mouth just works so much faster than everyone else's.

Kaeya: "Allow me to introduce you to the legendary Honorary Knight."
Paimon: "That's right! And also the legendary Paimon!"

Traveler: "Alright then. Rock, paper...-"
Paimon: "-Super Paimon Tornado!"

It's time for Paimon's Little Life Tips!

So we just need to fight monsters from the abyss and a dragon. No pressure or anything!

Paimon has a special stomach just for tasty drinks!

Just 'cause you get to play with Paimon all the time does not mean that Paimon's a toy!

They're made of wood, and you can't eat them in an emergency either, cause all you'd do is grind your teeth down!

Hmm... sounds like you're ready to get your butt kicked again?

Albedo: "Fascinating. And this floating child is... connected to your body in some way?"
Paimon: "What a stupid question! Can't you see the gap between us? And another thing, it's Paimon! Not floating child!"

We make a great team, don't we?

Your theory sounds as rock solid as a Geo Slime... and about as brainy, too.

Two hundred of Paimon would squish you flat, you know!

Paimon's scariest dream was being eaten by a super giant slime.

You make a pinkie promies, you keep it all your life. You break a pinkie promise, Paimon throws you on the ice. The cold will kill the pinkie that once betrayed your friend, the frost will freeze your tongue off so you never lie again!

This guy is so annoying! Paimon just wants to slap him right in his stupid face!

Traveler: "Watching alchemy being practiced as a part of daily life is like being in a world where people have three stomachs."
Paimon: "Paimon thinks only having one stomach is weird!"
Traveler: "Uh... are you serious?"
Paimon: "What do you think?"

Paimon's the very best partner, right?

Liar liar pants on fire!

Aha, so you do have a heart after all!