Sorry... Paimon's mouth just works so much faster than everyone else's.Paimon in Genshin Impact
Kaeya: "Allow me to introduce you to the legendary Honorary Knight."
Paimon: "That's right! And also the legendary Paimon!"
Traveler: "Alright then. Rock, paper...-"
Paimon: "-Super Paimon Tornado!"
It's time for Paimon's Little Life Tips!Paimon in Genshin Impact
So we just need to fight monsters from the abyss and a dragon. No pressure or anything!Paimon in Genshin Impact
Paimon has a special stomach just for tasty drinks!Paimon in Genshin Impact
Just 'cause you get to play with Paimon all the time does not mean that Paimon's a toy!Paimon in Genshin Impact
They're made of wood, and you can't eat them in an emergency either, cause all you'd do is grind your teeth down!Paimon in Genshin Impact
Hmm... sounds like you're ready to get your butt kicked again?Paimon in Genshin Impact
Albedo: "Fascinating. And this floating child is... connected to your body in some way?"
Paimon: "What a stupid question! Can't you see the gap between us? And another thing, it's Paimon! Not floating child!"
We make a great team, don't we?Paimon in Genshin Impact
Your theory sounds as rock solid as a Geo Slime... and about as brainy, too.Paimon in Genshin Impact
Two hundred of Paimon would squish you flat, you know!Paimon in Genshin Impact
Paimon's scariest dream was being eaten by a super giant slime.Paimon in Genshin Impact
You make a pinkie promies, you keep it all your life. You break a pinkie promise, Paimon throws you on the ice. The cold will kill the pinkie that once betrayed your friend, the frost will freeze your tongue off so you never lie again!Paimon in Genshin Impact
This guy is so annoying! Paimon just wants to slap him right in his stupid face!Paimon in Genshin Impact
Traveler: "Watching alchemy being practiced as a part of daily life is like being in a world where people have three stomachs."
Paimon: "Paimon thinks only having one stomach is weird!"
Traveler: "Uh... are you serious?"
Paimon: "What do you think?"
Paimon's the very best partner, right?Paimon in Genshin Impact
Liar liar pants on fire!Paimon in Genshin Impact
Aha, so you do have a heart after all!Paimon in Genshin Impact