Quotes and Voice-Lines by Paimon

Sorry... Paimon's mouth just works so much faster than everyone else's.

So we just need to fight monsters from the abyss and a dragon. No pressure or anything!

They're made of wood, and you can't eat them in an emergency either, cause all you'd do is grind your teeth down!

Hmm... sounds like you're ready to get your butt kicked again?

Your theory sounds as rock solid as a Geo Slime... and about as brainy, too.

This guy is so annoying! Paimon just wants to slap him right in his stupid face!

Kaeya: "Allow me to introduce you to the legendary Honorary Knight."
Paimon: "That's right! And also the legendary Paimon!"

Traveler: "Alright then. Rock, paper...-"
Paimon: "-Super Paimon Tornado!"

It's time for Paimon's Little Life Tips!

Paimon has a special stomach just for tasty drinks!

Just 'cause you get to play with Paimon all the time does not mean that Paimon's a toy!

Albedo: "Fascinating. And this floating child is... connected to your body in some way?"
Paimon: "What a stupid question! Can't you see the gap between us? And another thing, it's Paimon! Not floating child!"

We make a great team, don't we?

Two hundred of Paimon would squish you flat, you know!

Paimon's scariest dream was being eaten by a super giant slime.

You make a pinkie promies, you keep it all your life. You break a pinkie promise, Paimon throws you on the ice. The cold will kill the pinkie that once betrayed your friend, the frost will freeze your tongue off so you never lie again!

Traveler: "Watching alchemy being practiced as a part of daily life is like being in a world where people have three stomachs."
Paimon: "Paimon thinks only having one stomach is weird!"
Traveler: "Uh... are you serious?"
Paimon: "What do you think?"

Paimon's the very best partner, right?

Liar liar pants on fire!

Aha, so you do have a heart after all!

Why are you so obssesed with other Paimons? Do I no longer satisfy your Paimonial needs?

My ideals have no stains.
I must correct you. People here bear no sins in the eyes of the gods... Only laws and the Tribunal can judge someone.
They can judge even me. So praise my magnificence and purity.

Fear is for insignificant cowards.

Eternity stretches things out over a long time. But each moment within it becomes all the more fragile.

This is supposed to be a battle between gods, yet you choose to hide behind a mortal. And now, you're acting like you'd sacrifice yourself for a human. Are you having fun proving a false sense of heroism to yourself, Buer?

With you by my side, though our mouths stay silent, my heart is at peace.

Reality is the stillness buried deep beneath the illusion.

Observation is the first step of any experiment, but observing the current world doesn't satisfy me. It lacks an important dimension - that of time.

Even the God of Wisdom is restricted by the habits of cognition. How disappointing.

Some ambitions have the power to heal wounds, to bring victory, to inspire hope. But some ambitions, outlive their masters, long after their soul ascends. They remain as they were in the beginning, burning bright and true, for all eternity.

I need your actions, not your words.

Dreams are rich bundles of human wisdom.

Do you even know how many times you've tried to take my Gnosis from me?

You should know that all power comes at a price. For every bit of power you gain, so too do you gain more responsibility.

Every journey has its final day. Don't rush!

Only once you know and respect death, can you truly understand the value of life.

It is here that heart and soul are as one like clouds. Death is a constant for all among the multitudes that sit beneath the heavens.

People say that a secret shared is a secret no more, but I like to think that true friends keep each other's secrets.

I always say that blind optimism isn't the answer - if you want a bright future, you have to go out and seize it with your own two hands!

The world is full of lost ballads just waiting to be rediscovered.

Let's go jumping in puddles and see who can make the biggest splash!

A warrior must always be ready to face any challenge with his blade. The outcome of the battle is irrelevant - what matters is that you learn from the experience.

This place is pretty dead... by which I mean, there's nothing to kill.

If you're suggesting that we escalate this from a verbal exchange to a physical one, I accept.

This is not just some worthless book. Do you have any idea how difficult it is to find a physical book like this in Sumeru?

I'm far from human. I can't make much of human emotions.

I deal in death. If you cannot bring yourself to kill - speak my name.

I'm flying with you in my heart.

Paimon: "Which do you like more: cats or dogs?"
Traveler: "I prefer Paimon."

A blade is like a tea-leaf. Only those who sample it many times can appreciate its true qualities.