There is only one cure for gray hair. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine.
Flowers are happy things.
I could see that, if not actually disgruntled, he was far from being gruntled.
Golf... is the infallible test. The man who can go into a patch of rough alone, with the knowledge that only God is watching him, and play his ball where it lies, is the man who will serve you faithfully and well.
Memories are like mulligatawny soup in a cheap restaurant. It is best not to stir them.
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4The man who views the world at 50 the same as he did at 20 has wasted 30 years of his life.
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I am prepared to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.
Winston Churchill (on his 75th birthday)
2Schrutes don't celebrate birthdays, idiot. It started as a depression-era practicality, and then moved to an awesome tradition that I look forward to every year.
Dwight Schrute in The Office - Season 5 Episode 17
1You're never too old to be young.
Youth cannot know how age thinks and feels. But old men are guilty if they forget what it was to be young.
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"Oh yes, time flies and before you know it you're old," said Pippi. "Come autumn I'll be ten, and I suppose I'll be past my prime then."
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The older I get, the more I realize that age doesn't bring wisdom.
John Teller in Sons Of Anarchy - Season 1 Episode 6
5Love is like a friendship caught on fire. In the beginning a flame, very pretty, often hot and fierce, but still only light and flickering. As love grows older, our hearts mature and our love becomes as coals, deep-burning and unquenchable.
There's no age where everything is experienced as intense as during childhood. We old people should always remember that.
Disneyland isn't designed just for children. When does a person stop being a child? Can you say that a child is ever entirely eliminated from an adult?
When I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child: but when I became a man, I put away childish things.
I Corinthians - 13,11
4I think as you grow older your christmas list gets shorter, because the things you want can't be bought.
You have to embrace getting older. Life is precious, and when you’ve lost a lot of people, you realize each day is a gift.
Well, it's fantastic when you consider the alternative.
Daniel Radcliffe - on how he feels about getting older
1If you see German soldiers, don't panic. They are here to help.
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Taylor Swift - September 2024
Donald Trump was fired by 81 million people. Clearly he is having a very difficult time processing that.
Kamala Harris - September 2024
It's been the honor of my lifetime to serve as your president. I love the job - but I love my country more.
Joe Biden - August 2024
I am sorry on behalf of most, if not close to all, of Australia at this point. I'm sorry about Raygun and that we broke dancing.
Ozzy Man Reviews - August 2024
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August 2024
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Rachael Gunn - August 2024
Don't be afraid to be different, go out there and represent yourself, you never know where that's gonna take you.
Rachael Gunn - August 2024
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Kamala Harris - August 2024