Quotes by P. G. Wodehouse

Sir Pelham Grenville Wodehouse KBE was an English author and one of the most widely read humorists of the 20th century. Born in Guildford, the third son of a British magistrate based in Hong Kong, Wodehouse spent happy teenage years at Dulwich College, to which he remained devoted all his life.

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There is only one cure for gray hair. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine.

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Flowers are happy things.

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I could see that, if not actually disgruntled, he was far from being gruntled.

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Golf... is the infallible test. The man who can go into a patch of rough alone, with the knowledge that only God is watching him, and play his ball where it lies, is the man who will serve you faithfully and well.

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Memories are like mulligatawny soup in a cheap restaurant. It is best not to stir them.

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