The best Quotes by P. G. Wodehouse

Sir Pelham Grenville Wodehouse, KBE 15 October 1881 - February 1975) was an English writer and one of the most widely read humorists of the 20th century. His creations include the feather-brained Bertie Wooster and his sagacious valet, Jeeves; the immaculate and loquacious Psmith; Lord Emsworth and the Blandings Castle set; the Oldest Member, with stories about golf; and Mr Mulliner, with tall tales on subjects ranging from bibulous bishops to megalomaniac movie moguls.

There is only one cure for gray hair. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine.

Birthday Age

Flowers are happy things.

I could see that, if not actually disgruntled, he was far from being gruntled.

Golf... is the infallible test. The man who can go into a patch of rough alone, with the knowledge that only God is watching him, and play his ball where it lies, is the man who will serve you faithfully and well.

Memories are like mulligatawny soup in a cheap restaurant. It is best not to stir them.