Quote by Ozzy Man Reviews (about Australia, Cricket, Malcolm Turnbull)

Quote by Ozzy Man Reviews (about Australia, Cricket, Malcolm Turnbull)

Shit, even our Prime Minister is calling our Cricket team cheats. F*ck's sake, Malcolm, f*ck's sake... oh, whatever - only thing he's good for is getting yelled at by Donald Trump.

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