The best Quotes by Ozzy Man Reviews

The best Quotes by Ozzy Man Reviews

Ozzy Man Reviews is an Australian bloke (some might even call him a f*cking d*ckhead), who commentates videos from the internet with his amazing Aussie accent. No bullshit. The quotes of Ozzy Man Reviews are usually standing out for being exaggerated. You can find him on his website, on YouTube and at all the other social media platforms.

The fellas point to someone in the man-cave... oi! It's 50 Cent, or as we say down-under... half a buck. Why is he upside down? That looks uncomfortable as f*ck! He's a dedicated bloke, I don't think I could comment videos upside down.
NFL Half Time Show
I do hope his pleasure pump is not like his stinger. If it falls off and he dies after this, that would be tragic.
Bees Humping
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It's important to remember, you only live once. I don't say this to encourage risky fun behavior. I say this to discourage risky fun behavior.
Destination F Compilation (Volume 9)
The first time I tried that when I was a teenager, I broke me wrist. Yeah, nah, having a broken wrist when you're a horny teenager is f*cking devastating.
WTF Happened in February 2019
If not today, then when? If not tomorrow, then when? Just quit your job if you want to and fly away! This motivational video is not guaranteed to work, results vary from individual to individual.
Inspiring Bugs
Every creature on earth is built like a supercar, we just don't know it, until we find the keys. Have you found your keys?
Inspiring Bugs
In order to get cheap accommodation in Australia, we like foreign people to do manual labour for us. Helping feed the cows is very important, they are the future of McDonald's.
Royal Tour [FEAT. Prince Harry and Meghan]
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You're genetically designed to take down zebras, yet you're picking on a f*cking mongoose, mate. [..] The whole animal kingdom thinks you're a p*ssy!
Mongoose vs Lions
He's okay, it's beer o'clock at the pub for him aswell.
People F-cked Up By Bulls #2
I kinda wish I did that to the old sheilas who used to drink too much goon and get handsy at the footy club fundraisers. Those were demoralizing fundraisers.
Slimy Bloke
These f*cken legends don’t even bat an eyelid at the inconvenient timing. They are all about business, and the football is put aside. There could well be lives to save. There could well be a cat up a tree. There could well be a steamy calendar to shoot. No matter, they are in that truck and they are f*cken out of there!
Croatian Firefighter’s response to emergency alarm during world cup penalty shootout
He's f*cken done it. Destination Safe. No worries. That other truck was right up close hoping he would go over the cliff. He had a f*cken font-row seat.
Gutsy U-Turn
The fence is like, 'you think I'm intimidated by a f*ckin' bear?! I used to be a tree, I'm not scared of shit. I was part of the crew that took down Saruman.'
MEGA COMPILATION #5
If you're concious, you exist. Philosophy Science 101 motherf*ckers.
Does Australia Exist?
Welcome to the Burning Man Festival 2015 in the middle of buttf*ck nowhere, a Mekka, a melting pot of STDs.
MEGA COMPILATION #4
1
Sure, Elon Musk is working on Tesla and SpaceX and going to Mars, but this is the f*cking shit we have really been waiting for.
Jetpack Samurais
Shit, even our Prime Minister is calling our Cricket team cheats. F*ck's sake, Malcolm, f*ck's sake... oh, whatever - only thing he's good for is getting yelled at by Donald Trump.
Cricket Ball Tampering
I'm just gonna take a quick time-out to get a haircut. What have we got here? Oh, hello, this is my style. What a fair dinkum beautiful mullet. Imagine that flowing freely in the Montana wind. Yeah, nah, business at the front, party at the back.
Plays Far Cry 5
What's he doing now? He wants to blow up a Brush Turkey, classic American friend.
Plays Far Cry 5
You know life is rough, when a little girl in a pink dress calls you a shit c*nt.
Coward Penguin
Look at that f*cking strength! Could The Rock do that? Can Vin Diesel do this? Na, no way, bunch of soft-cocks, I tell ya.
Manly Pole Dance
Here we have Peter, he enjoys motor sports, drinking beer and playing with his pole in the evening. It's a typical fair dinkum bloke.
Manly Pole Dance
He's happy to sing you a lullaby and then break your f*cking face.
MEGA COMPILATION #3
You haven't experienced sheer terror until you've seen sheilas arm-wrestling.
MEGA COMPILATION #3
This position looks pretty comfy to be honest, less effort than doggy. I reckon we should all go out and try and give camel-style a crack tonight.
MEGA COMPILATION #3
The loud and obvious crack of your opponent's eye-socket should never get in the way of a comical celebration.
MEGA COMPILATION #3
Why can't he go home? Why can't he grab a kebab, down a glass of water and pass out on the couch with one shoe on, like a normal person?
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2
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The internet has been a boon and a curse for teenagers.
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