The best Quotes by Ozzy Man Reviews

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The best Quotes by Ozzy Man Reviews

Ozzy Man Reviews is an Australian bloke (some might even call him a f*cking d*ckhead), who commentates videos from the internet with his amazing Aussie accent. No bullshit. The quotes of Ozzy Man Reviews are usually standing out for being exaggerated. You can find him on his website, on YouTube and at all the other social media platforms.

I am sorry on behalf of most, if not close to all, of Australia at this point. I'm sorry about Raygun and that we broke dancing.

August 2024

The fellas point to someone in the man-cave... oi! It's 50 Cent, or as we say down-under... half a buck. Why is he upside down? That looks uncomfortable as f*ck! He's a dedicated bloke, I don't think I could comment videos upside down.

NFL Half Time Show

50 Cent Super Bowl

I do hope his pleasure pump is not like his stinger. If it falls off and he dies after this, that would be tragic.

Bees Humping

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It's important to remember, you only live once. I don't say this to encourage risky fun behavior. I say this to discourage risky fun behavior.

Destination F Compilation (Volume 9)

The first time I tried that when I was a teenager, I broke me wrist. Yeah, nah, having a broken wrist when you're a horny teenager is f*cking devastating.

WTF Happened in February 2019

If not today, then when? If not tomorrow, then when? Just quit your job if you want to and fly away! This motivational video is not guaranteed to work, results vary from individual to individual.

Inspiring Bugs

Every creature on earth is built like a supercar, we just don't know it, until we find the keys. Have you found your keys?

Inspiring Bugs

In order to get cheap accommodation in Australia, we like foreign people to do manual labour for us. Helping feed the cows is very important, they are the future of McDonald's.

Royal Tour [FEAT. Prince Harry and Meghan]

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Australia McDonald's

You're genetically designed to take down zebras, yet you're picking on a f*cking mongoose, mate. [..] The whole animal kingdom thinks you're a p*ssy!

Mongoose vs Lions

He's okay, it's beer o'clock at the pub for him aswell.

People F-cked Up By Bulls #2

I kinda wish I did that to the old sheilas who used to drink too much goon and get handsy at the footy club fundraisers. Those were demoralizing fundraisers.

Slimy Bloke

These f*cken legends don’t even bat an eyelid at the inconvenient timing. They are all about business, and the football is put aside. There could well be lives to save. There could well be a cat up a tree. There could well be a steamy calendar to shoot. No matter, they are in that truck and they are f*cken out of there!

Croatian Firefighter’s response to emergency alarm during world cup penalty shootout

He's f*cken done it. Destination Safe. No worries. That other truck was right up close hoping he would go over the cliff. He had a f*cken font-row seat.

Gutsy U-Turn

The fence is like, 'you think I'm intimidated by a f*ckin' bear?! I used to be a tree, I'm not scared of shit. I was part of the crew that took down Saruman.'

MEGA COMPILATION #5

If you're concious, you exist. Philosophy Science 101 motherf*ckers.

Does Australia Exist?

Welcome to the Burning Man Festival 2015 in the middle of buttf*ck nowhere, a Mekka, a melting pot of STDs.

MEGA COMPILATION #4

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Festivals Burning Man

Sure, Elon Musk is working on Tesla and SpaceX and going to Mars, but this is the f*cking shit we have really been waiting for.

Jetpack Samurais

Elon Musk Tesla

Shit, even our Prime Minister is calling our Cricket team cheats. F*ck's sake, Malcolm, f*ck's sake... oh, whatever - only thing he's good for is getting yelled at by Donald Trump.

Cricket Ball Tampering

Australia Cricket Malcolm Turnbull

I'm just gonna take a quick time-out to get a haircut. What have we got here? Oh, hello, this is my style. What a fair dinkum beautiful mullet. Imagine that flowing freely in the Montana wind. Yeah, nah, business at the front, party at the back.

Plays Far Cry 5

What's he doing now? He wants to blow up a Brush Turkey, classic American friend.

Plays Far Cry 5

You know life is rough, when a little girl in a pink dress calls you a shit c*nt.

Coward Penguin

Look at that f*cking strength! Could The Rock do that? Can Vin Diesel do this? Na, no way, bunch of soft-cocks, I tell ya.

Manly Pole Dance

Here we have Peter, he enjoys motor sports, drinking beer and playing with his pole in the evening. It's a typical fair dinkum bloke.

Manly Pole Dance

He's happy to sing you a lullaby and then break your f*cking face.

MEGA COMPILATION #3

You haven't experienced sheer terror until you've seen sheilas arm-wrestling.

MEGA COMPILATION #3

This position looks pretty comfy to be honest, less effort than doggy. I reckon we should all go out and try and give camel-style a crack tonight.

MEGA COMPILATION #3

The loud and obvious crack of your opponent's eye-socket should never get in the way of a comical celebration.

MEGA COMPILATION #3

Why can't he go home? Why can't he grab a kebab, down a glass of water and pass out on the couch with one shoe on, like a normal person?

Man vs. Truck

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I don't think you understand how Australians work. Once we get a hold of a good quality meme, we drive it into the ground until we die. We're all still dropping the old "I pulled a Bradbury" and that happened over 20 years ago.

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Here was the chance to provide the leadership the country deserved: positive, modern, rational, appealing to people's hopes rather than their fears.

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If you want to develop character, go to Australia.

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Wow. Australia! That sounds kind of... far.

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I really appreciate the positivity and I'm glad I was able to bring some joy into your lives. That's what I hoped. I didn't realise that would also open the door to so much hate which has, frankly, been pretty devastating.

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Don't be afraid to be different, go out there and represent yourself, you never know where that's gonna take you.

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From the beginnin' to the end
Losers lose, winners win
This is real we ain't got to pretend
The cold world that we in
Is full of pressure and pain
Enough of me n*gga, now listen to Game

50 Cent - Hate It Or Love It

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You can find me in the club, bottle full of bub'
Look, mami, I got the X if you into takin' drugs
I'm into havin' sex, I ain't into makin' love
So come give me a hug if you into gettin' rubbed

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Your love of the the Halfling's leaf has clearly slowed your mind.

Saruman in The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring - to Gandalf

A friendship with Saruman is not lightly thrown aside. One ill turn deserves another. It is over. Embrace the power of the Ring or embrace your own destruction.

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Today, the America Party is formed to give you back your freedom.

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Donald Trump is in the Epstein files. That is the real reason they have not been made public.
Have a nice day, DJT!

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The most effective check and balance on government has been an independent press which maintains its credibility by ensuring that its criticism is balanced and based on fact - based indeed on solid journalistic work.

Malcolm Turnbull

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When politicians offer you something for nothing, or something that sounds too good to be true, it's always worth taking a careful second look.

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I shaved my head about 15 years ago and the first time I shaved it, I started running my hand through my hair and it was very therapeutic.

Well, love motivates me in everything I do.

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The internet has been a boon and a curse for teenagers.

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