The best Quotes from Oxenfree

I thought this week was gonna be a big karma dump. I found like fifty bucks in the street and I knew who it belonged to, and I only spent half of it.

I'd like to report a poltergeist. They've come into my house, they've shaved all my cats, they look better in my mittens... oh, I just need any and all advice you can give me.

Keep your nature. We'll keep ours.

Can I have like two real quick minutes with Alex for a second?

The forceful removal of an ignorant people to make space for destined holders is a time-honoured tradition in our still-young country. And you will be a part of that heritage, Alex. Do not resist.

We never had our time, it was ripped from us. We watched the universe's conception fly to its demise over, and over, and over again!

My mouth feels like I just ate a tree.

Ugh, my God. Is this what I sound like? How can anyone stand to listen to me all day?

Look it's scary, needless to say, when I, like, drown in my own body.

There will be other ships and other souls to sail them.

I think I mismeasured the magic.

I am so tired of this funhouse bull crap.

Incoming friendly fire! Dodge - or don't. Your call.

Dispense peace with the ultimate weaponry!

Return, refit, and redeploy to purge the stain of this failure with the peroxide of victory.

Sylvanas: "Isn't it obvious, Warchief? I serve the Horde."
Garrosh: "Watch your clever mouth, b*tch!"

My ideals have no stains.
I must correct you. People here bear no sins in the eyes of the gods... Only laws and the Tribunal can judge someone.
They can judge even me. So praise my magnificence and purity.

Look at me. I'm cranked on speed most of the time, but I'm productivity personified.

Michael: "I'm trying to relate to you."
Jimmy: "No, you're trying to take me on some nostalgia trip. You're such a cliche."
Michael: "Oh! says the dope-smoking, game-playing, live-at-home, world-owes-him-a-living millennial."

Lester: "It's hard to get motivated on a job without financial incentive."
Michael: "You can't put a price on freedom."

CJ: "Can you shoot?"
The Truth: "Kid, I'm a hippie. The only thing I've shot is acid. I did see a guy snort it once though. Thought his nose was a kangaroo and the moon was a dog!"

Sweet Johnson: "You're dressed like a hooker!"
Kendl: "You two would know what a hooker looks like."
CJ: "You say that like it's a bad thing."

CJ: "Does the Pope shit in the woods?"
Cesar: "Why you always saying that? I already told you. Where the holiness does his business, is his business."

Eddie's got two tickets to paradise, and I do too... In my pants.

CJ: "You do know that I'm black, right? And not Chinese?"
Woozie: "I'm blind, Carl... not stupid."

Oh, Anna. I was expecting an arrow from Cupid, and got a bullet from an ugly motherf*cker instead!

Some call them demons, I call them b*tches!

Is that a gun in your pocket? Or are you just happy to see me?'

Grove Street. Home. At least it used to be until I f*cked everything up.

If it's hostile - you kill it.

It appears that the devastation we brought upon ourselves was complete; Heaven, Hell and Purgatory were atomized as well. So when a soul leaves the body it has nowhere to go, and must remain here, in the Metro. A harsh, but not undeserved atonement for our sins, wouldn't you agree?

How about a nice cup of liber-tea?

Injury? What injury??

Say hello to democracy!

Freedom never sleeps!

Heaven is eternal, earth is enduring.

Good results don't come without a price.

If for instance, everything is predetermined by destiny, then my survival must have been too. In that case, it must mean I still have a purpose to fulfill until the day my life comes to an end.

My name is Lich. You can call me "Lichi" if you want...

There are two kinds of people in this world. The healthy people and the unhealthy people. The question is, which one will take control of the world?

Happy new year. Not that there's anything to be happy about, though... I'm just saying it because it's the norm.

If having aged another year is something that brings you joy, then the fact alone is a blessing in and of itself.

I can't just stand still if I want my ideals to become a reality.

Even though they've called me "Lady of the slides"... I liked the "lady" part.

I heard there's an old man going around offering gifts to children without asking for compensation. Is that what you call an act of kindness? Fascinating.

So today is Valentine's... Too bad I don't care for chocolate. Wait. Stop! Don't look at me like that. Fine, I'll take yours... But only this once, okay?

You're celebrating the day you were born, huh? I suppose it's a detail worth remembering if you have to pass on the torch some day.

I'm not all that interested in how the world upholds its existence. All things will end when the time comes. On the other hand, I'm very interested in observing how mortals choose to go about life in the Sky Realm in spite of that!

What a blessing! I'm glad that you were the one chosen as the Singularity!

I admire those who have dreams and goals they want to achieve...