There are two sides to every question: my side and the wrong side.
Happiness isn't something you experience; it's something you remember.
Schizophrenia beats dining alone.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.
Oscar Levant (December 27, 1906 - August 14, 1972) was an American concert pianist, composer, conductor, author, radio game show panelist, television talk show host, comedian, and actor.