Quotes and Sayings about Oregon

What does daylight-saving time mean in Portland?
An extra hour of rain.

They say money can't buy happiness, but it can buy a flight to Oregon - and that's pretty much the same thing.

Jerry: "That was some fantastic chow mein. And before you say that sounded racist, you're gonna ask the waiter how they say it."
Beth: "It's Panda Express, Honey, the waiter's from Portland."

The best way to get a good idea is to get lots of ideas.

Wherever you are - be all there.

In the oceans deep;
In the canyons steep,
Walls of granite here I stand.
All my desperate calls
Echo off the walls
Back and forth; then back again.

To believe I walk alone
Is a lie that I've been told.

So let your heart hold fast
For this soon shall pass,
There's another hill ahead.

My life in an upturned boat,
Marooned on a cliff.
You brought me a great big flood,
And you gave me a lift.
Girl, what a gift.
Will you tell me with your tongue,
And your breath was in my lungs,
And we float up through the rift.

Well, this is just a simple song
To say what you done
I told you 'bout all those fears
And away they did run
You sure must be strong
And you feel like an ocean being warmed by the sun
When I was just nine years old
I swear that I dreamt
Your face on a football field
And a kiss that I kept
Under my vest
Apart from everything
But the heart in my chest

He was a killer, yes. He was a wetboy, yes. But was he a murderer?

It's a great feeling to think that I can be a friend to so many people through my movies.

Vegetarianism is a link to perfection and peace.

I try to lie as much as I can when I'm interviewed. It's reverse psychology. I figure if you lie, they'll print the truth.

I would never, never do anything unless I believed in it.

I will stand strong to defend people even if I don't agree with them.

I used to gamble when I was young. I'm wiser now.

There is a plan and a purpose, a value to every life, no matter what its location, age, gender or disability.

Man, when you lose your laugh you lose your footing.

He knows that you have to laugh at the things that hurt you just to keep yourself in balance, just to keep the world from running you plumb crazy.

They can't tell so much about you if you got your eyes closed.

Good writin' ain't necessarily good readin'.

When I see my mom in the stands, it always pushes me to succeed.

That is when the crowd really lifted me. That last 600 meters I was not running with my own legs. It was incredible.

I think a challenge for myself is to see how many times I can get above 9,000. That would be a good challenge.

I'm not maximized yet.

Dante: "[seeing a Confederate flag] What? Are you serious?"
Lila: "Newsflash, we're in deep Texas."

California has officially announced that jaywalking is now no longer a crime. So congratulations to the Californians who like walking places. This is great news for the six of you.

The biggest difference from Hawaii and Alabama would probably be there's no beaches. But other than that, the people are very nice.

To the lover of wilderness, Alaska is one of the most wonderful countries in the world.

My parents didn't want to move to Florida, but they turned sixty and that's the law.

Idaho cut their parks department by 80 percent. And Idaho is basically one giant park.

You know you're from Arizona when you feed your chickens ice cubes to keep them from laying hard-boiled eggs.