The best Quotes from Operation Petticoat

When a girl is under 21, she's protected by law. When she's over 65, she's protected by nature. Anywhere in between, she's fair game.

Painting is much more than therapy to me its a way of life.

If you know how to live in Vegas you can have the best time.

Women have to be able to remain silent. A woman without silence is like a car without breaks.

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.

I'm not God but if I were God, three quarters of you would be girls, and the rest would be pizza and beer.

One woman? That's like saying there's only one flavor of ice cream for you. Let me tell you something. There's lots of flavors out there. Rocky road, and cookie dough, and bing cherry vanilla. You can get them with jimmies, or nuts, or whipped cream. Welcome back to the world, grab a spoon!

If she says, "We can't have sex, I'm on my period", I would say, "Well, your ass isn't bleeding, is it?"

Your cells age at half the rate of a normal human. When you're 40, you'll still have the leucocytes of a teenager.

I will escape for every innocent woman whose life was stolen.

Elodie, you join a long line of women who have helped to build this kingdom. It is this sacrifice we commemorate every generation. A tradition going back centuries. A legacy of honor and duty you now inherit.