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The best One-Liners from Movies and Shows
Life's just a game and lucky you, you're playing it with me.
Alter
in
Apex Legends
1
Have a good life… What's left of it.
Frank Martin in
The Transporter
- 2
By the powers vested in me, I now pronounce you man and knife!
Lee Christmas in
The Expendables
- 2
Class is Pain 101, instructor is Casey Jones.
Casey Jones
in
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Hans Gruber
: "Do you really think you have a chance against us, Mr. Cowboy?"
John McClane
: "Yippee-ki-yay, motherf*cker."
John McClane in
Die Hard
1
Chicago, lock up your daughters! Mt. Urkel is about to erupt.
Steve Urkel
in
Family Matters
1
Daughters
Rest in pieces!
Duke in
Duke Nukem
- Manhatten Project
3
It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum... and I'm all outta gum.
Duke Nukem
in
Duke Nukem
- 3D
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: "Yes, it's the only way I can be sure of intelligent conversation."
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: "And I love chops in sauce but I don't seek their advice."
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You're an inspiration for birth control.
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in
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- 3D
1
Space, the final frontier. These are the voyages of Duke Nukem. My continuing mission: to explore strange new babes, to seek out new aliens and kick their asses.
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in
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- Manhattan Project
I like big guns, and I cannot lie.
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in
Duke Nukem
- Manhattan Project
Ah, New York! It's my kind of town. If I can kill 'em here... I can kill 'em anywhere!
Duke Nukem
in
Duke Nukem
- Manhattan Project
Teammates? Ugh. Always good for collateral.
Alter
in
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You'll break your neck trying to keep an eye on me.
Alter
in
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Let's play a game of cat and mouse. You're the mouse.
Alter
in
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Eventually, everything falls apart, and I'll be there to play with the pieces.
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in
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1
A mind is like a blade. Mine is honed, yours was dull.
Ash
in
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Do I look like a man who came halfway across Europe to die on a bridge?
Frank Martin in
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- 3
Ten seconds, two choices: One, the information, or your brains on the desk.
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We are the shadows and the smoke, we rise. We are the ghosts that hide in the night.
Barney Ross in
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Great, they got a small army. What have we got? [looks at Yin Yang] Four and a half men.
Hale Caesar in
The Expendables
Trust me, I may not have ninja training, but I have achieved a level of awesomeness attainable only to Casey Jones.
Casey Jones
in
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
The first rule of being a ninja is: Do no harm. Unless you mean to do harm. Then do lots of harm!
Master Splinter
in
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Woah… pretty heavy philosophical stuff for a cartoon show!
Michelangelo
in
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Supervisor
: "Attention, whoever you are, this channel is reserved for emergency calls only."
John McClane
: "No f*cking shit, lady! Does it sound like I'm ordering a pizza?"
John McClane in
Die Hard
1
Hans Gruber
: "Who are you then?"
John McClane
: "Just a fly in the ointment, Hans. The monkey in the wrench. The pain in the ass."
John McClane in
Die Hard
Danger's my middle name. Well, actually it's Quincy, but you guys get the picture.
Steve Urkel
in
Family Matters
1
Time to count our Christmas cards. One... now, let's read it!
Steve Urkel
in
Family Matters
1
I can't help it, Laura. I'm drawn to you. Like a moth to a flame. A bee to a blossom. A mouse to cheese.
Steve Urkel
in
Family Matters
1
Eddie
: "Urkel, why don't you ever knock?"
Steve Urkel
: "Well, if I did, nobody would ever let me in."
Steve Urkel
in
Family Matters
1
Dear Boys, be the type of guy you want your daughter to be with.
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None of us should accept a future in which our daughters and granddaughters have fewer rights than we did.
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Keep your friends close and your enemies under your blade.
Ash
in
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1
There is more honor in death than a life without test.
Bloodhound
in
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Looks like someone didn't understand the "gravity" of the situation.
Horizon
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Valkyrie
: "Bounce to your place after this? I gotta drown some sorrows."
Rampart
: "The bar's open, mate. But you gotta spill."
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Don't worry, it's easy. Bleed, patch, and keep moving.
Lifeline
in
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Feel free to breathe... if you have a respiratory system.
Pathfinder
in
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1
Horizon
: "I see the creepy smile on yer face ain't just fer show."
Revenant
: "Gotta chase the things that make you happy. Or don't. You know all about giving up, don't you?"
Revenant
in
Apex Legends
- Season 19
Horizon
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Die Hard
Steve Urkel