The best One-Liners from Movies and Shows

Life's just a game and lucky you, you're playing it with me.

Have a good life… What's left of it.

By the powers vested in me, I now pronounce you man and knife!

Class is Pain 101, instructor is Casey Jones.

Hans Gruber: "Do you really think you have a chance against us, Mr. Cowboy?"
John McClane: "Yippee-ki-yay, motherf*cker."

Chicago, lock up your daughters! Mt. Urkel is about to erupt.

Rest in pieces!

It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum... and I'm all outta gum.

Lord Melchett: "Ah, Blackadder, talking to yourself, I see."
Blackadder: "Yes, it's the only way I can be sure of intelligent conversation."

Baldrick: "I love my mum."
Blackadder: "And I love chops in sauce but I don't seek their advice."

"Dawn Schweitzer is a fat virgin."
"Still half true."

You're an inspiration for birth control.

Space, the final frontier. These are the voyages of Duke Nukem. My continuing mission: to explore strange new babes, to seek out new aliens and kick their asses.

I like big guns, and I cannot lie.

Ah, New York! It's my kind of town. If I can kill 'em here... I can kill 'em anywhere!

Teammates? Ugh. Always good for collateral.

You'll break your neck trying to keep an eye on me.

Let's play a game of cat and mouse. You're the mouse.

A mind is like a blade. Mine is honed, yours was dull.

Keep your friends close and your enemies under your blade.

Do I look like a man who came halfway across Europe to die on a bridge?

Ten seconds, two choices: One, the information, or your brains on the desk.

We are the shadows and the smoke, we rise. We are the ghosts that hide in the night.

Great, they got a small army. What have we got? [looks at Yin Yang] Four and a half men.

Trust me, I may not have ninja training, but I have achieved a level of awesomeness attainable only to Casey Jones.

The first rule of being a ninja is: Do no harm. Unless you mean to do harm. Then do lots of harm!

Woah… pretty heavy philosophical stuff for a cartoon show!

Supervisor: "Attention, whoever you are, this channel is reserved for emergency calls only."
John McClane: "No f*cking shit, lady! Does it sound like I'm ordering a pizza?"

Hans Gruber: "Who are you then?"
John McClane: "Just a fly in the ointment, Hans. The monkey in the wrench. The pain in the ass."

Danger's my middle name. Well, actually it's Quincy, but you guys get the picture.

Time to count our Christmas cards. One... now, let's read it!

I can't help it, Laura. I'm drawn to you. Like a moth to a flame. A bee to a blossom. A mouse to cheese.

Eddie: "Urkel, why don't you ever knock?"
Steve Urkel: "Well, if I did, nobody would ever let me in."

Dear Boys, be the type of guy you want your daughter to be with.

None of us should accept a future in which our daughters and granddaughters have fewer rights than we did.

My body may break, but never my will.

There is more honor in death than a life without test.

Looks like someone didn't understand the "gravity" of the situation.

Feel free to breathe... if you have a respiratory system.

Valkyrie: "Bounce to your place after this? I gotta drown some sorrows."
Rampart: "The bar's open, mate. But you gotta spill."

Don't worry, it's easy. Bleed, patch, and keep moving.

I feel most alive when rapidly approaching my death.