The best One-Liners from Movies and Shows

Life's just a game and lucky you, you're playing it with me.

Alter in Apex Legends

Frank Martin in The Transporter - 2

By the powers vested in me, I now pronounce you man and knife!

Lee Christmas in The Expendables - 2

Class is Pain 101, instructor is Casey Jones.

Casey Jones in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Hans Gruber: "Do you really think you have a chance against us, Mr. Cowboy?"
John McClane: "Yippee-ki-yay, motherf*cker."

John McClane in Die Hard

Chicago, lock up your daughters! Mt. Urkel is about to erupt.

Steve Urkel in Family Matters

Daughters

Rest in pieces!

Duke in Duke Nukem - Manhatten Project

It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum... and I'm all outta gum.

Duke Nukem in Duke Nukem - 3D

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Lord Melchett: "Ah, Blackadder, talking to yourself, I see."
Blackadder: "Yes, it's the only way I can be sure of intelligent conversation."

Edmund Blackadder in Blackadder

Sassy Quotes

Baldrick: "I love my mum."
Blackadder: "And I love chops in sauce but I don't seek their advice."

Edmund Blackadder in Blackadder

Sassy Quotes

"Dawn Schweitzer is a fat virgin."
"Still half true."

Mean Girls

Fat People Sassy Quotes

You're an inspiration for birth control.

Duke Nukem in Duke Nukem - 3D

Space, the final frontier. These are the voyages of Duke Nukem. My continuing mission: to explore strange new babes, to seek out new aliens and kick their asses.

Duke Nukem in Duke Nukem - Manhattan Project

I like big guns, and I cannot lie.

Duke Nukem in Duke Nukem - Manhattan Project

Ah, New York! It's my kind of town. If I can kill 'em here... I can kill 'em anywhere!

Duke Nukem in Duke Nukem - Manhattan Project

Teammates? Ugh. Always good for collateral.

Alter in Apex Legends

You'll break your neck trying to keep an eye on me.

Alter in Apex Legends

Let's play a game of cat and mouse. You're the mouse.

Alter in Apex Legends

Eventually, everything falls apart, and I'll be there to play with the pieces.

Alter in Apex Legends

A mind is like a blade. Mine is honed, yours was dull.

Ash in Apex Legends

Do I look like a man who came halfway across Europe to die on a bridge?

Frank Martin in The Transporter - 3

Ten seconds, two choices: One, the information, or your brains on the desk.

Lai in The Transporter

Brain Funny Threats

We are the shadows and the smoke, we rise. We are the ghosts that hide in the night.

Barney Ross in The Expendables

Great, they got a small army. What have we got? [looks at Yin Yang] Four and a half men.

Hale Caesar in The Expendables

Trust me, I may not have ninja training, but I have achieved a level of awesomeness attainable only to Casey Jones.

Casey Jones in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

The first rule of being a ninja is: Do no harm. Unless you mean to do harm. Then do lots of harm!

Master Splinter in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Woah… pretty heavy philosophical stuff for a cartoon show!

Michelangelo in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Supervisor: "Attention, whoever you are, this channel is reserved for emergency calls only."
John McClane: "No f*cking shit, lady! Does it sound like I'm ordering a pizza?"

John McClane in Die Hard

Hans Gruber: "Who are you then?"
John McClane: "Just a fly in the ointment, Hans. The monkey in the wrench. The pain in the ass."

John McClane in Die Hard

Danger's my middle name. Well, actually it's Quincy, but you guys get the picture.

Steve Urkel in Family Matters

Time to count our Christmas cards. One... now, let's read it!

Steve Urkel in Family Matters

I can't help it, Laura. I'm drawn to you. Like a moth to a flame. A bee to a blossom. A mouse to cheese.

Steve Urkel in Family Matters

Eddie: "Urkel, why don't you ever knock?"
Steve Urkel: "Well, if I did, nobody would ever let me in."

Steve Urkel in Family Matters

Dear Boys, be the type of guy you want your daughter to be with.

Daughters Father & Daughter

None of us should accept a future in which our daughters and granddaughters have fewer rights than we did.

Hillary Clinton - May 2022

Daughters Women's Rights

Keep your friends close and your enemies under your blade.

Ash in Apex Legends

There is more honor in death than a life without test.

Bloodhound in Apex Legends

Looks like someone didn't understand the "gravity" of the situation.

Horizon in Apex Legends

Valkyrie: "Bounce to your place after this? I gotta drown some sorrows."
Rampart: "The bar's open, mate. But you gotta spill."

Rampart in Apex Legends - Season 19

Don't worry, it's easy. Bleed, patch, and keep moving.

Lifeline in Apex Legends

Feel free to breathe... if you have a respiratory system.

Pathfinder in Apex Legends

Horizon: "I see the creepy smile on yer face ain't just fer show."
Revenant: "Gotta chase the things that make you happy. Or don't. You know all about giving up, don't you?"

Revenant in Apex Legends - Season 19

Horizon

The best One-Liners from Movies and Shows

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