The best One-Liners from Movies and Shows

The best One-Liners from Movies and Shows

Have a good life… What's left of it.
Frank Martin in The Transporter - 2
By the powers vested in me, I now pronounce you man and knife!
Lee Christmas in The Expendables - 2
Class is Pain 101, instructor is Casey Jones.
Hans Gruber: "Do you really think you have a chance against us, Mr. Cowboy?"
John McClane: "Yippee-ki-yay, motherf*cker."
John McClane in Die Hard
Chicago, lock up your daughters! Mt. Urkel is about to erupt.
Rest in pieces!
Duke in Duke Nukem - Manhatten Project
It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum... and I'm all outta gum.

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Blackadder: "And I love chops in sauce but I don't seek their advice."
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I like big guns, and I cannot lie.
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Ah, New York! It's my kind of town. If I can kill 'em here... I can kill 'em anywhere!
Duke Nukem in Duke Nukem - Manhattan Project
Trust me, I may not have ninja training, but I have achieved a level of awesomeness attainable only to Casey Jones.
Danger's my middle name. Well, actually it's Quincy, but you guys get the picture.
Time to count our Christmas cards. One... now, let's read it!
I can't help it, Laura. I'm drawn to you. Like a moth to a flame. A bee to a blossom. A mouse to cheese.
Do I look like a man who came halfway across Europe to die on a bridge?
Frank Martin in The Transporter - 3
Ten seconds, two choices: One, the information, or your brains on the desk.
We are the shadows and the smoke, we rise. We are the ghosts that hide in the night.
Barney Ross in The Expendables
Great, they got a small army. What have we got? [looks at Yin Yang] Four and a half men.
Hale Caesar in The Expendables
The first rule of being a ninja is: Do no harm. Unless you mean to do harm. Then do lots of harm!
Woah… pretty heavy philosophical stuff for a cartoon show!
Supervisor: "Attention, whoever you are, this channel is reserved for emergency calls only."
John McClane: "No f*cking shit, lady! Does it sound like I'm ordering a pizza?"
John McClane in Die Hard
Hans Gruber: "Who are you then?"
John McClane: "Just a fly in the ointment, Hans. The monkey in the wrench. The pain in the ass."
John McClane in Die Hard
Eddie: "Urkel, why don't you ever knock?"
Steve Urkel: "Well, if I did, nobody would ever let me in."
Laura: "Steve Urkel, you are the most annoying human being that I have ever met!"
Steve Urkel: "You heard her, you're all witnesses. She actually said, 'Human Being'. She's mine!"
Dear Boys, be the type of guy you want your daughter to be with.
None of us should accept a future in which our daughters and granddaughters have fewer rights than we did.
Hillary Clinton - May 2022
The enemy of my enemy is my bro!
I do not wish to fight. But cast a stone into the lake, and the ripples will return to you.
Who were you expecting, maybe the Addams Family?
Raphael: "Drive!"
Vernon Fenwick: "You're a talking turtle."
Raphael: "Yeah, and you're a human nerd. Now that we've got that out of the way, hit it!"
Do I need to remind you who has four shells and defeated the Shredder?
Edward: "I still got a chance, it's between me and two other guys. They're better with the hose, but I'm the smartest."
Laura: "And they find their way to work every morning?"
Laura Winslow in Family Matters - Season 1 Episode 15
Lt. Murtaugh: "They're sending in that Urkel kid."
Carl Winslow: "What? We've got cheerleaders taller than him."
Edward: "That's it. I've had it with that dog."
Harriette: "What happened?"
Edward: "Look what he did to my algebra homework!"
Harriette: "Tell your teacher your dog ate it."
Edward: "I can't, I used that excuse before we got the dog."
Edward Winslow in Family Matters - Season 1 Episode 13
Carl, you don't cook, you burn. You burn eggs, you burn toast, you're the only man I know who burns Jell-O.
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