Quotes and Sayings about Oktoberfest

It's called Oktoberfest's Law: Everywhere you can vomit in or onto, people are going to vomit in or onto.

Rule-of-thumb at Oktoberfest: Have at least as many beers as you have fingers.

One of the main differences between Munich and Berlin is that when thousands of people get drunk in silly clothes and start vomitting, we don't call it "Oktoberfest", we call it "Tuesday".

Felix Lobrecht

Berlin Munich

254 people lost they're driver's license during Oktoberfest for driving their E-Scooters under the influence of alcohol.
So E-Scooters are good for the environment, after all.

E-Scooters Driver's Licence

"Come one, let's make a boomerang for Instagram where we wave around our dirndl dresses!"
- Every woman at Oktoberfest

Instagram

For everyone coming to the Oktoberfest in Munich, it's a great experience when Bayern Munich scored a win and four goals.

Robert Lewandowski (as player at Bayern Munich) - September 2019

Bayern Munich

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No son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for daddies, and kids with fake IDs.

Homer Simpson in The Simpsons - Season 8 Episode 10

Beer

All right, brain. You don't like me and I don't like you, but let's just do this and I can get back to killing you with beer.

Homer Simpson in The Simpsons

Alcohol Beer Brain

On victory, you deserve beer.
On defeat, you need it.

Napoléon Bonaparte

Beer

Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achille's heel, if you will.

Homer Simpson in The Simpsons

Beer

In heaven there's no beer, so let's just drink it here.

Beer

Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer.

Arnold Schwarzenegger in Pumping Iron

Beer Milk

Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer.

Dave Berry

Beer

A quart of ale is a dish for a king.

William Shakespeare

Beer

Where's the "any key"? Hm... I think I order a "tab".

Homer Simpson in The Simpsons

Beer Computer

Arthur: "109? The hell's in that beer, huh?"
David: "Pure joy in every single drop, man."

Julestorm - A Storm for Christmas - Season 1 Episode 1

Beer

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.

Frank Zappa

Beer Nuclear Weapons

You know what is better than drinking a beer? Brewing your own beer. And then drinking it. And then... Drinking another beer. And then, punching somebody in the snout! That's what!

Chen Stormstout in World of Warcraft - Mists of Pandaria

Beer

If I have a near-beer, I'm near beer. And if I'm near beer, I'm close to tequila. And if I'm close to tequila, I'm adjacent to cocaine.

Craig Ferguson

Beer Tequila Cocaine

Who am I, why am I here? Forget the question, someone give me another beer!

Meat Loaf

Beer

I hate wine. I like beer!

Rex Ryan

Beer

"Oh, about beer I never lie," Crandall said. "A man who lies about beer makes enemies."

Stephen King in Pet Sematary

Beer

The first sip of beer on a hot day is like that first finger-dip when you open a new jar of peanut butter.

Harlan Coben in The Woods

Beer

I can't recall the food pyramid right now... how many beers should I be drinking today again?

Beer

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution.

Dan Castellaneta

Beer

Fing champagne - where's the beer?

Ander Muñoz in Élite - Season 1 Episode 1

Beer

If you don't like Munich, I don't know which part of Germany you could like.

Angela Merkel - July 16th 2009, to Dmitry Medvedev

Munich

They say money can't buy happiness. But it can book your flight to Munich - which is kinda the same.

Munich

Berlin will live and the Wall will fall!

Willy Brandt - 10. November 1989

German Unity Berlin 1989

Look at Berlin, where Germans and Americans learned to work together and trust each other less than three years after facing each other on the field of battle.

Barack Obama

Germany Berlin

E-Scooters: For some they're a great means of transportation, for others they're a Darwin-Award on two wheels.

E-Scooters

Heard a strange noise while driving my car.
At first, I thought I'd hit an animal. Thank God, it was only some guy on an E-Scooter.

E-Scooters

Twitter is stupid and Instagram is Twitter for people who can't read.

Max Black in 2 Broke Girls - Season 2 Episode 2

Instagram X / Twitter

Han Lee: "Max, why did you kick out the hipsters?"
Max: "Cause I could not be in the background of another Instagram photo!"

Max Black in 2 Broke Girls - Season 1 Episode 11

Instagram Hipster

I always wanted to play in La Liga, always wanted to play for a great club.

Robert Lewandowski - July 2022, about his transfer to FC Barcelona

FC Barcelona

I can't imagine playing a match with the Russian National Team in a situation when armed aggression in Ukraine continues. Russian footballers and fans are not responsible for this, but we can't pretend that nothing is happening.

Robert Lewandowski - February 2022

Russia-Ukraine War

Bayern Munich's crowning achievement came with a 1-0 victory over Paris Saint-Germain in the UEFA Champions League final in Lisbon. Kingsley Coman, a Parisian and former PSG prospect, scored early in the second half. Manuel Neuer, the brilliant goalkeeper, made sure the lead stood up.

(The Washington Post) - August 2020, about Bayern Munich winning the Champions League

Manuel Neuer Bayern Munich Champions League

Winning against Bayern Munich can't be anticipated, that makes them extra special.

Martin Schmidt (as sport director at Mainz 05) - April 2021

Bayern Munich 1. FSV Mainz 05

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