It's called Oktoberfest's Law: Everywhere you can vomit in or onto, people are going to vomit in or onto.
Rule-of-thumb at Oktoberfest: Have at least as many beers as you have fingers.
One of the main differences between Munich and Berlin is that when thousands of people get drunk in silly clothes and start vomitting, we don't call it "Oktoberfest", we call it "Tuesday".
254 people lost they're driver's license during Oktoberfest for driving their E-Scooters under the influence of alcohol.
So E-Scooters are good for the environment, after all.
So E-Scooters are good for the environment, after all.
"Come one, let's make a boomerang for Instagram where we wave around our dirndl dresses!"
- Every woman at Oktoberfest
- Every woman at Oktoberfest
For everyone coming to the Oktoberfest in Munich, it's a great experience when Bayern Munich scored a win and four goals.
Robert Lewandowski (as player at Bayern Munich) - September 2019
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