Quotes and Sayings about Oktoberfest

It's called Oktoberfest's Law: Everywhere you can vomit in or onto, people are going to vomit in or onto.

Rule-of-thumb at Oktoberfest: Have at least as many beers as you have fingers.

One of the main differences between Munich and Berlin is that when thousands of people get drunk in silly clothes and start vomitting, we don't call it "Oktoberfest", we call it "Tuesday".

254 people lost they're driver's license during Oktoberfest for driving their E-Scooters under the influence of alcohol.
So E-Scooters are good for the environment, after all.

"Come one, let's make a boomerang for Instagram where we wave around our dirndl dresses!"
- Every woman at Oktoberfest

For everyone coming to the Oktoberfest in Munich, it's a great experience when Bayern Munich scored a win and four goals.

No son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for daddies, and kids with fake IDs.

All right, brain. You don't like me and I don't like you, but let's just do this and I can get back to killing you with beer.

On victory, you deserve beer.
On defeat, you need it.

Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achille's heel, if you will.

In heaven there's no beer, so let's just drink it here.

Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer.

Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer.

A quart of ale is a dish for a king.

Where's the "any key"? Hm... I think I order a "tab".

Arthur: "109? The hell's in that beer, huh?"
David: "Pure joy in every single drop, man."

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.

You know what is better than drinking a beer? Brewing your own beer. And then drinking it. And then... Drinking another beer. And then, punching somebody in the snout! That's what!

If I have a near-beer, I'm near beer. And if I'm near beer, I'm close to tequila. And if I'm close to tequila, I'm adjacent to cocaine.

Who am I, why am I here? Forget the question, someone give me another beer!

I hate wine. I like beer!

"Oh, about beer I never lie," Crandall said. "A man who lies about beer makes enemies."

The first sip of beer on a hot day is like that first finger-dip when you open a new jar of peanut butter.

I can't recall the food pyramid right now... how many beers should I be drinking today again?

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution.

Fing champagne - where's the beer?

If you don't like Munich, I don't know which part of Germany you could like.

They say money can't buy happiness. But it can book your flight to Munich - which is kinda the same.

Berlin will live and the Wall will fall!

Look at Berlin, where Germans and Americans learned to work together and trust each other less than three years after facing each other on the field of battle.

E-Scooters: For some they're a great means of transportation, for others they're a Darwin-Award on two wheels.

Heard a strange noise while driving my car.
At first, I thought I'd hit an animal. Thank God, it was only some guy on an E-Scooter.

Twitter is stupid and Instagram is Twitter for people who can't read.

Han Lee: "Max, why did you kick out the hipsters?"
Max: "Cause I could not be in the background of another Instagram photo!"

I always wanted to play in La Liga, always wanted to play for a great club.

I can't imagine playing a match with the Russian National Team in a situation when armed aggression in Ukraine continues. Russian footballers and fans are not responsible for this, but we can't pretend that nothing is happening.

Bayern Munich's crowning achievement came with a 1-0 victory over Paris Saint-Germain in the UEFA Champions League final in Lisbon. Kingsley Coman, a Parisian and former PSG prospect, scored early in the second half. Manuel Neuer, the brilliant goalkeeper, made sure the lead stood up.

Winning against Bayern Munich can't be anticipated, that makes them extra special.