The good Lord didn't see fit to put oil and gas only where there are democratically elected regimes friendly to the United States.
GasDick Cheney, June 1998If America leads a blessed life, then why did God put all of our oil under people who hate us?
Jon StewartIf you are a tiny, wealthy, strategically located country with oily business underneath you, the whole world is your friend.
BruneiJohn Oliver (Last Week Tonight)The use of solar energy has not been opened up because the oil industry does not own the sun.
Renewable EnergyRalph NaderMy hope is that we continue to do an even better job in terms of our nation's energy policy, so that we may even further reduce our reliance on foreign sources of oil and take better care of our environment in the process.
EnergyJohn M. McHugh (as United States Secretary of the Army)BP will pay for the impact this spill has had on the region.
2010Barack Obama, 15.06.2010 - BP Oil Spill speechLike Channing Tatum, North Dakota suddenly turned out to be a lot more interesting, once it was covered in oil.
North DakotaJohn Oliver (Last Week Tonight), North DakotaNo more blood for oil, we got our own battles to fight on our own soil.
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