To keep your marriage brimming, whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up.
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A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
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I do not like to get the news, because there has never been an era when so many things were going so right for so many of the wrong persons.
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Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore.
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Happiness is having a scratch for every itch.
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