Quotes by Ogden Nash

To keep your marriage brimming, whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up.

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.

I do not like to get the news, because there has never been an era when so many things were going so right for so many of the wrong persons.

Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore.

Happiness is having a scratch for every itch.