The best Quotes by Ogden Nash

The best Quotes by Ogden Nash

Frederic Ogden Nash (August 19, 1902 – May 19, 1971) was an American poet well known for his light verse, of which he wrote over 500 pieces.

To keep your marriage brimming, whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up.
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
I do not like to get the news, because there has never been an era when so many things were going so right for so many of the wrong persons.
Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore.
Happiness is having a scratch for every itch.

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A happy marriage doesn't mean you have a perfect spouse or a perfect marriage. It simply means you've chosen to look beyond the imperfections in both.
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Lucy, every marriage is a dance; complicated at times, lovely at times, most the time very uneventful. But with Mickey, there will be times when your dance will be on broken glass. There will be pain. And you will either flee that pain or hold tighter and dance through it to the next smooth place.
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Ideally, couples need three lives; one for him, one for her, and one for them together.
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A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.
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Marriage is like a coffin and each kid is another nail.
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Insurance is like marriage. You pay and pay, and never get anything back!
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Love is not weakness. It is strong. Only the sacrament of marriage can contain it.
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One candidate is too old and mentally unfit to be president. The other one is me.
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What do you call an Asian Dwayne Johnson?
The Wok.
I'm paranoid. On my stationary bike, I have a rear view mirror.
When you're in love it's the most glorious two and a half days of your life.

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