Quotes and Sayings about Offices

Dumbledore: "So Mr. Scamander fears what more than anything else in the world?"
Newt: "Having to work in an office, sir."

Work is great. So, always keep something for tomorrow!

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An office is a place to live life to the fullest, to the max, to...- An office is a place where dreams come true.

What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

Sometimes the right path is not the easiest one.

Our greatest weakness lies in giving up. The most certain way to succeed is always to try just one more time.

Making money isn't hard in itself. What's hard is to earn it doing something worth devoting one's life to.

If A is success in life, then A=x+y+z. Work is x, play is y and z is keeping your mouth shut.

Work hard, be kind, and amazing things will happen.

A person should set his goals as early as he can and devote all his energy and talent to getting there.

Barriers and obstacles are stairs that we take to go up.

Life is too short to work so hard.

Discipline is doing what you hate to do, but nonetheless doing it like you love it.

The boss isn't always right, but he's still the boss.

Motivation is the art of getting people to do what you want them to do because they want to do it.

Good business leaders create a vision, articulate the vision, passionately own the vision, and relentlessly drive it to completion.

The speed of the boss is the speed of the team.

A good leader takes a little more than his share of the blame, a little less than his share of the credit.

The supreme quality for leadership is unquestionably integrity. Without it, no real success is possible, no matter whether it is on a section gang, a football field, in an army, or in an office.

Since my co-workers know that they can't talk to me before I had my first cup of coffee, I don't drink it before 5 pm.

I won't say that all of my colleagues are completely useless. For example, one of them is an organ's donor.

Colleagues are like a chain of lights... they're all just hanging around, some don't do their job, and most of them aren't too bright.

The evening's the best part of the day. You've done your day's work. Now you can put your feet up and enjoy it.

Sometimes the best part of my day is imagining what I'm gonna eat when I get off work.

"I've had this very problem last week."
"So, what did you do about it?"
"Knocked off and went home."

In the end, racing is about leaving work first.

Deception begins with bureaucracy.

The wheels of bureaucracy tend to move at their own speed.

My philosophy is that worrying means you suffer twice.

Magic blooms only in rare souls.

Michael: "You will be thin. You won't drool over pizza like an animal anymore. You will find love."
Kevin: "Michael, I'm pretty much okay with who I am now."
Michael: "Don't be. You should never settle for who you are."

Pam: "Jim and I have never and will never have sex in the office."
Jim: "No, because the office isn't what I'd consider a romantic place."
Pam: "Besides, we have something those other people don't have, which is a home and a bed."
Jim: "And a shower."

A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.

For it is good to be children sometimes, and never better than at Christmas, when its mighty Founder was a child Himself.

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

If you can't make it better, you can laugh at it.

Things happen. We can't explain them, we can't control them, but they do happen. Miracles do happen in medicine. They happen everyday, just not always when we need them to happen.

Happiness can be found, even in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light.