Funny Quotes and Sayings about Nutella

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Funny Quotes and Sayings about Nutella

According to what I see in the mirror, I'm pregnant. Guess Nutella's the father.

Nutella. I dig my spoon in and eat it straight out of the jar. I can easily go through one a week.

Malin Akerman

Lifehack: When you buy a second glass of Nutella in the grocery store, you don't have to go there again in the afternoon.

The NRA, a group that feels about guns, the way the rest of us feels about Nutella. A little is good, more is better and you can tell me it's bad for me all you like, but you will pry it from my cold dead hands.

John Oliver (Last Week Tonight) - NRA TV

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Men don't want anorexic models. They want a woman who fights them for the last bit of Nutella in the glass.

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Legos are like chocolate... there's always room for some more.

When I see chocolate, I hear to voices in my head:

One says: "Eat it!"
The other one says: "Can't you listen? You're supposed to eat it!"

All you really need is love, but a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

Charlie Brown in The Peanuts

I can't recall the food pyramid right now... how many servings of chocolate should I be eating today again?

As long as cocoa beans grow on trees, chocolate is a fruit for me.

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There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate.

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Let's face it, a nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me.

Audrey Hepburn

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All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

Charles M. Schulz

Anything is good if it's made of chocolate.

I've always got a sweet tooth. I have chocolate hidden in places that nobody knows about.

Chocolate is not cheating! After a salty meal, you need a little bit of sweet. This is living, not cheating.

Once we hit forty, women only have about four taste buds left: one for vodka, one for wine, one for cheese, and one for chocolate.

Gina Barreca

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Everywhere in the world there are tensions - economic, political, religious. So we need chocolate.

Alain Ducasse

Everything in this room is eatable. Even I'm eatable. But that is called cannibalism, my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies.

Willy Wonka in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

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Will looked horrified. "What kind of monster could possibly hate chocolate?"

Cassandra Clare in The Infernal Devices

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The greatest tragedies were written by the Greeks and by Shakespeare. Neither knew chocolate. The Swiss are known for nonviolence. They are also known for superb chocolate.

Sandra Boynton

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Research tells us fourteen out of any ten individuals likes chocolate.

Sandra Boynton

I can’t walk by chocolate without eating it.

Malin Akerman

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After about 20 years of marriage, I'm finally starting to scratch the surface of what women want. And I think the answer lies somewhere between conversation and chocolate.

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I've never heard the words "only" and "candy" in the same sentence before.

Eric Cartman in South Park - Season 6 Episode 12

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Dear cookies, that isn't fat, it's external storage for more of you.

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You have to be very careful with sweets. That powerful sense of satisfaction... it weakens your willpower and makes you relaxed. It only takes a few bites to get addicted, and with long-term consumption, you'll slowly but surely lose your edge.

Yelan in Genshin Impact

Like any sugary treat, it tasted heavenly at first, but if you gorged on it, you'd be sick.

Emma Scott in All In

We elves try to stick to the four main food groups - candy, candy canes, candy corns, and syrup.

Buddy in Elf

Sometimes I think that the one thing I love most about being an adult is the right to buy candy whenever and wherever I want.

Ryan Gosling

Candy is the soul's vegetable.

I think we can leave mullets back in the '80s. I'm really not a big fan of them.

Malin Akerman

We all in real life put on these masks. When you come home, when you're on your own, I'm sure you're really different than when you're with your boss.

Malin Akerman

Germany... a country whose idea of a bedtime story is two children being left to die in the forest, before nearly being cooked and eaten and then murdering an old woman.

John Oliver (Last Week Tonight)

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Australia... home of every animal that seems like it should already be extinct.

John Oliver (Last Week Tonight)

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I feel like I've got feet firmly in different camps. Between the right of gun ownership and public safety.

Why can't we us thoughts and prayers to protect the border? It's what we use to protect our schools.

Our secretary of health and human sacrifice, RFK Jr.

Jimmy Kimmel (Jimmy Kimmel Live!) - May 2025

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