According to what I see in the mirror, I'm pregnant. Guess Nutella's the father.
Nutella. I dig my spoon in and eat it straight out of the jar. I can easily go through one a week.
Lifehack: When you buy a second glass of Nutella in the grocery store, you don't have to go there again in the afternoon.
The NRA, a group that feels about guns, the way the rest of us feels about Nutella. A little is good, more is better and you can tell me it's bad for me all you like, but you will pry it from my cold dead hands.
John Oliver (Last Week Tonight) - NRA TV1
Men don't want anorexic models. They want a woman who fights them for the last bit of Nutella in the glass.