Quotes about the NRA & Gun-Control

The government was beholden to the NRA, and the NRA's power stemmed from one oft-debated sentence written at a time when guns were muskets and lightning was witchcraft, the Second Amendment.

Jordan Klepper - June 2017

I know Liberals and Conservatives don't agree on much. But can we agree that you should not own a gun, if you don't know how to poop in a potty?

Jordan Klepper in The Daily Show - April 2023

The house still passed a gun-control bill. The only problem is that everyone already knows that it has zero chance of passing in the senate. Which has got to be rough for the house. You work so hard on something that you know is going to lose. They're like the New York Knicks of legislation.

Trevor Noah in The Daily Show - Juni 2022

New York Knicks

I don't need arms, and neither does anyone else. At the very least, a ban would prevent fights from turning deadly.

Lula da Silva

How much more bloodshed are we willing to accept? Enough, enough, enough. This time we really have to change something.

Joe Biden - Juni 2022

In the last ten days we've had elderly black people killed in a supermarket in Buffalo. We've had Asian churchgoers killed in southern California. And now we have children murdered at school. When are we gonna do something?!

Steve Kerr - May 2022

2022

We have to look into common sense gun laws. It's just the same stuff over and over and over again. It's just time for us to do something about it instead of another moment of silence and then send thoughts and prayers.

Steve Kerr - April 2022

Weapons

Who does the senate work for, us or the NRA?

Steve Kerr - March 2022

Remember, for every shot you fire, someone, somewhere, is making money.

Tom Clancy

Guns don't kill people, people kill people! Guns defend people against people with smaller guns.

Stan Smith in American Dad! - Season 1 Episode 14

Weapons

Play no games like the NBA
Throwin' checks like the NBA
You a ring, you a ring
We shootin' shots like the NRA

Travis Scott - through the late night, Album: Birds in the Trap Sing McKnight

Gun control? We need bullet control! I think every bullet should cost 5,000 dollars. Because if a bullet cost five thousand dollar, we wouldn't have any innocent bystanders.

Chris Rock

The NRA, a group that feels about guns, the way the rest of us feels about Nutella. A little is good, more is better and you can tell me it's bad for me all you like, but you will pry it from my cold dead hands.

John Oliver (Last Week Tonight) - NRA TV

Nutella

This whole country is going nuts
And the NRA is in our way
They’re responsible for this whole production
They hold the strings, they control the puppet

Eminem - 11.03.2018, iHeartRadio Music Awards

I'm sorry that we live in a world where there are people who will put a gun before your lives.

Trevor Noah in The Daily Show - Oktober 2017

When someone with a beard attacks us, we tap phones, we invoke travel-bans, we build walls we take care of every possible precaution to make sure it doesn't happen again. But when an American buys a gun and kills other Americans, then there's nothing we can do about that? Second ammendment, I guess. Our forfathers wanted us to have AK-47s is the argument, I assume.

Jimmy Kimmel in Jimmy Kimmel Live! - Sendung vom 03.10.2017

If I didn't have this gun, the king of England could walk right in here and start pushing you around.

Homer Simpson in The Simpsons - Season 9 Episode 5

Weapons

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Mankind invented the atomic bomb, but no mouse would ever construct a mousetrap.

Albert Einstein

Humanity Weapons Nuclear Weapons

I do not know how the Third World War will be fought, but I can tell you what they will use in the Fourth - rocks!

Albert Einstein

Weapons World War III Nuclear Weapons

Peace means having a bigger stick than the other guy.

Tony Stark in Iron Man

Peace Weapons

The bow that's stretched too much breaks.

Friedrich Schiller in William Tell

Ambition Weapons

The bullet of an M16 shoots out at 2100 miles per hour. Faster than the speed of sound. So if they shot you in the heart, you won't even hear the bullet that killed you.

Tokyo in Money Heist - Season 1 Episode 1

Weapons

One last thing left to do. I was compelled to give Vlad his gun back, one bullet at a time.

Max Payne

Weapons Revenge

Never bring a knife to a sword fight. Unless it's concealed.

Wednesday Addams in Wednesday - Season 1 Episode 1

Weapons Knifes

As long as weapons of mass destruction exist, primarily nuclear weapons, the danger is colossal. All nations should declare... that nuclear weapons must be destroyed. This is to save ourselves and our planet.

Mikhail Gorbachev

Weapons Nuclear Weapons

If survival calls for the bearing of arms, bear them you must. But the most important part of the challenge is for you to find another means that does not come with the killing of your fellow man.

Rod Serling

Peace Weapons

One man with a gun can control 100 without one.

Vladimir Lenin

Weapons

The first and most important rule of gun-running is: Never get shot with your own merchandise.

Yuri Orlov in Lord of War - Händler des Todes

Weapons

If you start deporting every shady looking guy with questionable tattoos, who's gonna go to Jets games?

Jordan Klepper in The Daily Show

New York Jets

Spotify, the app with the entire history of recorded music that you only use to listen to four songs that you liked in high school.

Trevor Noah in The Daily Show - The Truth Behind Music Streaming

Spotify

Nationalists are saying, "you're disrespecting our flag." Well, you know what else is disrespectful to our flag? Racism.

Steve Kerr - September 2017

Racism

Yeah, I lost a bet. I had Game 2 as his first technical. But it took three games.

Steve Kerr - January 2019, about DeMarcus Cousins' technical foul

Regardless of our differences, this was still New York. A melting pot crammed onto an island, then pushed into a subway car with a rat eating pizza. You're not left or right. You're a New f*cking Yorker and we're in this together.

Jordan Klepper in The Daily Show - Debates Anti-Vax Mandate Protesters in NYC

New York City

You don't need to show up like a SWAT Team to rescue a Barbie from a little girl. If anything, you should be rescuing the little girl from the Barbie. Should be getting there like, "little girl, watch out! That Barbie can give you a warped sense of what a woman's body is supposed to be!"

Trevor Noah in The Daily Show - June 2020

Barbie

Thank you, Kamala Harris, for the trust that you've placed in me. And maybe more so, thank you for bringing back the joy. I couldn't be prouder to be on this ticket - and to help make you the next President of the United States.

Tim Walz - August 2024

Kamala Harris

I think one country with nuclear weapons is one country too many.

Mohamed ElBaradei

Nuclear Weapons

I don't rate Heat fans like I rate Knicks fans. We are true basketball fans. No matter what - rain, sleet or snow, or even if we don't make it to the playoffs for 10 years - the Garden stands are still full.

Fat Joe

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You can be sure that, in four years, you will see Brazil much better than when I received it.

Lula da Silva - February 2023

Brazil

It's been the honor of my lifetime to serve as your president. I love the job - but I love my country more.

Joe Biden - August 2024

2024

Please don't create any review videos for 2022 - going through it once was enough for me.

2022

The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.

Tom Clancy

Reality

Gummi Bears?! He replaced my bullets with Gummi Bears from the mini bar... that's gonna cost me $7!

Stan Smith in American Dad! - Season 10 Episode 11

There's an old German saying: 'Don't blame the fish!' There are other sayings, but they mostly involve genocide...

Klaus Heisler in American Dad!

Yeah, this life I'm livin'
All the advice been tipped in
Gave me that grip, no slippin'
Out of my mind, went trippin'

Travis Scott - Praise God, Album: Donda

If I ever have a daughter I am going to name her Taken. That way, when a boy asks her name she'll say "Hi, I'm Taken."

Chris Rock

Father & Daughter

Germany... a country whose idea of a bedtime story is two children being left to die in the forest, before nearly being cooked and eaten and then murdering an old woman.

John Oliver (Last Week Tonight)

Germany Fairytales

According to what I see in the mirror, I'm pregnant. Guess Nutella's the father.

Nutella

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