People moving to Norway has made Norway richer, economically, but also our culture has become more rich in many ways.
November always seems to me the Norway of the year.
When you come to Norway, you should leave Oslo as soon as possible. Not because Oslo isn't a great city, but because the rest of the country is so beautiful.
Norway... the left t-sticle in the frigid sea p-nis of Scandinavia.
John Oliver (Last Week Tonight)
Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy a flight to Norway - and that's practically the same thing.
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We welcome Finland as the newest member of our alliance. We will raise the Finnish flag for the first time here at the NATO headquarters. 31 flags flying together as a symbol of unity and our solidarity.
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And sings the tunes without the words - and never stops at all
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Germany... a country whose idea of a bedtime story is two children being left to die in the forest, before nearly being cooked and eaten and then murdering an old woman.
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2Australia... home of every animal that seems like it should already be extinct.
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1If you're a homeless, alcoholic Scott and you had tourettes... how would they ever know?
I'm fiercely proud to be Scottish.
Canada also helped in two world wars and gave the world Neil Young, William Shatner, Leonard Cohen, Pamela Anderson, one quarter of Barney Stinson, instant mashed potatoes and best of all - you.
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3Look, if Michael Jordan's healthy, you don't let Scottie Pippen run the offense. Oh, you're from Canada, right. If Wayne Gretzky's healthy, you don't let François... what I'm saying is: hockey is stupid and I'm point guy!
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2If there is a country that has committed unspeakable atrocities in the world, it is the United States of America. They don’t care for human beings.
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3The greatest tragedies were written by the Greeks and by Shakespeare. Neither knew chocolate. The Swiss are known for nonviolence. They are also known for superb chocolate.
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