Quotes and Sayings about Norway

When you come to Norway, you should leave Oslo as soon as possible. Not because Oslo isn't a great city, but because the rest of the country is so beautiful.

Norway... the left t-sticle in the frigid sea p-nis of Scandinavia.

John Oliver (Last Week Tonight)

Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy a flight to Norway - and that's practically the same thing.

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I'm glad to announce that President Erdogan has agreed to forward the accession protocol for Sweden to the grand national assembly as soon as possible.

Jens Stoltenberg - Juli 2023

Sweden 2023 NATO

We welcome Finland as the newest member of our alliance. We will raise the Finnish flag for the first time here at the NATO headquarters. 31 flags flying together as a symbol of unity and our solidarity.

Jens Stoltenberg - April 2023

Finland 2023 NATO

NATO Allies condemn Russia's invasion of Ukraine in the strongest possible terms.

Jens Stoltenberg - February 2022

Russia-Ukraine War NATO

Peace in our continent has been shattered. We now have war in Europe, on a scale and of a type we thought belong to history.

Jens Stoltenberg - February 2022

Russia-Ukraine War

Unable are the loved to die, for love is immortality.

Emily Dickinson

Grief & Condolence Day of the Dead Immortality

Forever is composed of nows.

Emily Dickinson

Moments Eternity

Hope is the thing with feathers that perches in the soul
And sings the tunes without the words - and never stops at all

Emily Dickinson

Hope

Success is counted sweetest by those who never succeed.

Emily Dickinson

Success

How sad would be November if we had no knowledge of the spring.

Edwin Way Teale

Spring November

Fallen leaves lying on the grass in the November sun bring more happiness than the daffodils.

Cyril Connolly

November

November is a gentle reminder for not having done a single thing from your new year resolution for ten months and not doing any for another two.

November

Nobody is perfect, but people born in November almost get there.

November

Germany... a country whose idea of a bedtime story is two children being left to die in the forest, before nearly being cooked and eaten and then murdering an old woman.

John Oliver (Last Week Tonight)

Germany Fairytales

Australia... home of every animal that seems like it should already be extinct.

John Oliver (Last Week Tonight)

Australia

Russia... the prequel and sequel to the Sowjet Union.

John Oliver (Last Week Tonight)

Russia

Russia... the country that gave the world Tetris, merkins you wear on your heads, and potentially the 45th President of the United States.

John Oliver (Last Week Tonight)

Donald Trump Russia US Elections Tetris

If you're a homeless, alcoholic Scott and you had tourettes... how would they ever know?

Jimmy Carr

Scotland

I'm fiercely proud to be Scottish.

Ewan McGregor

Scotland

Canada also helped in two world wars and gave the world Neil Young, William Shatner, Leonard Cohen, Pamela Anderson, one quarter of Barney Stinson, instant mashed potatoes and best of all - you.

Barney Stinson in How I Met Your Mother - Season 9 Episode 12

William Shatner Leonard Cohen Pamela Anderson Neil Young Canada

Look, if Michael Jordan's healthy, you don't let Scottie Pippen run the offense. Oh, you're from Canada, right. If Wayne Gretzky's healthy, you don't let François... what I'm saying is: hockey is stupid and I'm point guy!

Barney Stinson in How I Met Your Mother - Season 8 Episode 23

Michael Jordan Wayne Gretzky Scottie Pippen Canada Hockey

If there is a country that has committed unspeakable atrocities in the world, it is the United States of America. They don’t care for human beings.

Nelson Mandela

USA

This is America. Anyone can eat what they want, as long as they eat too much.

Homer Simpson in The Simpsons - Season 24 Episode 5

USA Food

The greatest tragedies were written by the Greeks and by Shakespeare. Neither knew chocolate. The Swiss are known for nonviolence. They are also known for superb chocolate.

Sandra Boynton

Chocolate Griechenland Switzerland

Greece... the most recent Greek Tragedy.

John Oliver (Last Week Tonight)

Griechenland

Life is too short to learn German.

Richard Porson (britischer klassischer Philologe) - 25.12.1759 - 25.09.1808

Germany

The Germans have six months of winter and six months of no summer.

Napoléon Bonaparte

Summer Germany Winter

They say God invented whiskey to stop the Irish from rulin' the world.

Irish in Red Dead Redemption

Ireland Whiskey St. Patrick's Day

Here's to good Irish friends - never above you, never below you, always beside you!

Ireland Toasts St. Patrick's Day

In order to get cheap accommodation in Australia, we like foreign people to do manual labour for us. Helping feed the cows is very important, they are the future of McDonald's.

Ozzy Man Reviews - Royal Tour [FEAT. Prince Harry and Meghan]

Australia McDonald's

Australia... not just the country where Russell Crowe lives, but very much the Russell Crowe of countries.

John Oliver (Last Week Tonight)

Russell Crowe Australia

You need to find yourself a nice French boyfriend. That's the best way to learn the language. In bed.

Antoine Lambert in Emily in Paris - Season 1 Episode 2

France Bed

Going to war without France is like going hunting without an accordion.

Norman Schwarzkopf

France Hunting

We need to stop the Islamisation of the Netherlands.

Geert Wilders - Februar 2008

Netherlands

There are only two things I can't stand in this world: People who are intolerant of other people's cultures... and the Dutch.

Nigel Powers in Austin Powers - Goldmember

Funny Quotes Netherlands

In Sicily, women are more dangerous than shotguns.

Calo in The Godfather - Teil 1

Italy Sicily

In Italy, we have a saying, "Love rules without rules."

Lino in From Scratch - Season 1 Episode 1

Italy

Denmark... also known as "wrong Norway", "different Sweden" and "that's actually not Finland".

John Oliver (Last Week Tonight)

Denmark

The minimum wage in Denmark is about twice that of the United States, and people who are totally out of the labor market or unable to care for themselves have a basic income guarantee of about $100 per day.

Bernie Sanders

Denmark

Becky Feder: "Daddy! Where is it taking them?"
Marcus Higgins: "Hell."
Lenny Feder: "Higgins. Don't say that."
Marcus Higgins: "Oh I'm sorry. Not Hell... Mexico."

Marcus Higgins in Grown Ups

Mexico

A tortilla is either corn or wheat. But a corn tortilla folded and filled is a taco, whereas a filled wheat tortilla is a burrito. Deep fry a burrito, it's a chimichanga. Toast a tortilla, it's a tostada. Roll it, it's an enchilada.

Emma in One Day

Mexico

Colombians say, God made our land so beautiful it was unfair to the rest of the world. So to even the score, God populated the land with a race of evil men.

César Gaviria in Narcos - Season 1 Episode 5

Colombia

In Colombia, when money's involved, blood inevitably flows.

Steve Murphy in Narcos - Season 1 Episode 7

Colombia

The Ukrainian people are defending the values of freedom and democracy on which our civilization is based, and the very foundations of international law.

Giorgia Meloni - Juli 2023

Ukraine

The special military operation was done for the purpose of "denazification," while we've made Ukraine into a nation that's known throughout the world. They're like the Greeks or the Romans at their peaks. And as far as "demilitarization," if they had some 500 tanks at the start of the special military operation, now they have 5,000. If they had 20,000 capable fighters before, now they have 400,000. What kind of demilitarization is that? Now it looks more like we did the opposite, somehow or other, and militarized Ukraine.

Yevgeny Prigozhin - May 2023

Ukraine 2023

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