The dogs with the loudest bark are the ones that are most afraid.
I'm not a big fan of plastic surgery. Because it looks like you had plastic surgery.
Do not have regrets. Guilt is a wasted emotion.
Yeah, it's St. Paddy's Day. Everyone's Irish tonight.
The Boondock Saints
I'm one of those guys that - as far as relationships and stuff go - if you smile at me, I'm like, 'Let's date for three years' - which is just ridiculous.
You can't not look cool with a crossbow.
I'm one of those people who can watch a stupid movie and end up crying.