The best Quotes by Norman Newlander

Being human and being hurt are the same damn thing.

The Kominsky Method - Season 1 Episode 2

Secretary: "I am so delighted that you're back."
Norman: "Give it time. The feeling will pass."

The Kominsky Method - Season 1 Episode 5

Sandy: "Listen, I finally got the urologist on the other line."
Norman: "Wexler? Tell him I hope he gets his index finger caught in a wood chipper!"

The Kominsky Method - Season 1 Episode 5

Fingers

Rabbi: "When you sit shivah for a loved one, all the mirrors in the house are supposed to be covered."
Norman: "I know. I'm just not that kind of Jew."
Rabbi: "Really? And what kind of Jew are you?"
Norman: "I'm, I'm the atheist kind."

The Kominsky Method - Season 1 Episode 3

The secret to a happy relationship is that the woman must always feel like she comes first.

The Kominsky Method - Season 1 Episode 6

Receptionist: "Horses are very spiritual animals, and they help our patients in their path to recovery."
Norman: "Ah. A path filled with horse shit."

The Kominsky Method - Season 1 Episode 6

Horses

I had a whale of a nap, so I'm good until 10.

The Kominsky Method - Season 2 Episode 1

Sandy: "We'll set up a payment plan, say, a thousand dollars a month."
Norman: "Math isn't really your strong suit, is it?"
Sandy: "Why?"
Norman: "Why? That's 25 years. You know how old I'll be when you finish paying me off? Dead!"
Sandy: "Okay. How about if I push it up to eleven hundred a month?"
Norman: "Still dead."

The Kominsky Method - Season 1 Episode 7

I urinate in Morse code - dots and dashes.

The Kominsky Method - Season 1 Episode 2

You know what it's like to be human? Is that something you wanna know? Fine, I'll tell you. It hurts to be human. It hurts like hell. And all the exploring in the world doesn't make that hurt go away. Because being human and being hurt are the same damn thing!

The Kominsky Method - Season 1 Episode 2

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Babysitter p*rn, stepmom p*rn... what happened to just f*cking the pizza guy?

Sandy Kominsky in The Kominsky Method - Season 1 Episode 4

Dr. Wexler: "Oh, that's a big, old prostate."
Sandy Kominsky: "Any chance that my ass is just shrinking?"

Sandy Kominsky in The Kominsky Method - Season 1 Episode 3

Sandy: "Did you know he was at Woodstock?"
Norman: "Oh yeah, in a band?"
Sandy: "No, in the mud."

Sandy Kominsky in The Kominsky Method - Season 2 Episode 5

Roz: "Do I need to explain to you what salt does to your body?"
Sandy: "Yeah, why don't you?"
Roz: "All right. It causes the body to hold on to more water, which raises the blood pressure, which puts more strain on the kidneys, the heart, arteries, and the brain. And, for a man of your age, is the kiss of death."
Sandy: "That's pretty scary."
Roz: "Yes, it is."
Sandy: "Now, would you please pass me the salt?"

Sandy Kominsky in The Kominsky Method - Season 3 Episode 4

Norman: "Humiliation doesn't bother you, does it?"
Sandy: "I'm an actor."

Sandy Kominsky in The Kominsky Method - Season 1 Episode 6

Dating advice? Last time you went on a date, Richard Nixon was in office and he was doing well.

Sandy Kominsky in The Kominsky Method - Season 1 Episode 6

Richard Nixon

Norman: "I've never been to an Indian casino before."
Sandy: "They're pretty much like a Vegas casino, except they're not overly fond of 'reservations'."

Sandy Kominsky in The Kominsky Method - Season 1 Episode 6

This is what's gonna happen. We're gonna go back in there. We're gonna greet the guests, eat pumpkin ravioli, make a toast. You will dance with your daughter. I will dance with the Pez dispenser, and with any luck, I'll be drunk enough to vomit all over his mother.

Roz in The Kominsky Method - Season 3 Episode 6

So what is acting? I mean, when an actor acts, what is he or she... or they actually doing? Well, on one level, the answer is simple. They're making believe. They are pretending. But on a on a much deeper level, we need to ask ourselves what is really happening?

Sandy Kominsky in The Kominsky Method - Season 1 Episode 1

Monsieur, when a finger is pointing up to the sky, only a fool looks at the finger.

Amélie

Foolishness Sky Fingers

I wasn't born with enough middle fingers.

Marilyn Manson - Irresponsible Hate Anthem, Album: Antichrist Superstar

Fingers Middle finger

I call horses "divine mirrors" - they reflect back the emotions you put in. If you put in love and respect and kindness and curiosity, the horse will return that.

Allan Hamilton

Horses

Horses are like people - they have different personalities. They can be nice, friendly and hard-working, or awkward, difficult and lazy. If horses were people, some would be on the dole, and others would be entrepreneurs.

Tony McCoy

Horses

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