Quotes and Sayings about Nigeria

Quotes and Sayings about Nigeria

Welcome to Nigeria, the vibrant heart of West Africa! Let yourself be carried away by the joie de vivre of Lagos with its bustling markets and warm-hearted people. Explore the cultural diversity in Abuja, the country's capital, and feel the history in the ancient ruins of Nok. Enjoy the breathtaking beauty of Obudu and unwind on the paradisiacal beaches of Calabar. Nigeria is a land of contrasts that will enchant you with its energy and hospitality!

Nigeria... the country whose prince is going to be sending some of that money he owes any day now.
John Oliver (Last Week Tonight)
Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy a flight to Nigeria - and that's practically the same thing.

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Australia... home of every animal that seems like it should already be extinct.
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Russia... the prequel and sequel to the Sowjet Union.
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Russia... the country that gave the world Tetris, merkins you wear on your heads, and potentially the 45th President of the United States.
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Greece... the most recent Greek Tragedy.
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If you're a homeless, alcoholic Scott and you had tourettes... how would they ever know?
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Look, if Michael Jordan's healthy, you don't let Scottie Pippen run the offense. Oh, you're from Canada, right. If Wayne Gretzky's healthy, you don't let François... what I'm saying is: hockey is stupid and I'm point guy!
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If there is a country that has committed unspeakable atrocities in the world, it is the United States of America. They don’t care for human beings.
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This is America. Anyone can eat what they want, as long as they eat too much.
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The greatest tragedies were written by the Greeks and by Shakespeare. Neither knew chocolate. The Swiss are known for nonviolence. They are also known for superb chocolate.
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Everybody in Greece thinks you're the greatest thing since they put the pocket in pitta.
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Life is too short to learn German.
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The Germans have six months of winter and six months of no summer.
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They say God invented whiskey to stop the Irish from rulin' the world.
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Here's to good Irish friends - never above you, never below you, always beside you!
In order to get cheap accommodation in Australia, we like foreign people to do manual labour for us. Helping feed the cows is very important, they are the future of McDonald's.
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Australia... not just the country where Russell Crowe lives, but very much the Russell Crowe of countries.
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People moving to Norway has made Norway richer, economically, but also our culture has become more rich in many ways.
November always seems to me the Norway of the year.
You need to find yourself a nice French boyfriend. That's the best way to learn the language. In bed.
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Going to war without France is like going hunting without an accordion.
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We need to stop the Islamisation of the Netherlands.
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There are only two things I can't stand in this world: People who are intolerant of other people's cultures... and the Dutch.
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In Sicily, women are more dangerous than shotguns.
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In Italy, we have a saying, "Love rules without rules."
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Denmark... also known as "wrong Norway", "different Sweden" and "that's actually not Finland".
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Marcus Higgins: "Hell."
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Marcus Higgins: "Oh I'm sorry. Not Hell... Mexico."
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In Colombia, when money's involved, blood inevitably flows.
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The Ukrainian people are defending the values of freedom and democracy on which our civilization is based, and the very foundations of international law.
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The special military operation was done for the purpose of "denazification," while we've made Ukraine into a nation that's known throughout the world. They're like the Greeks or the Romans at their peaks. And as far as "demilitarization," if they had some 500 tanks at the start of the special military operation, now they have 5,000. If they had 20,000 capable fighters before, now they have 400,000. What kind of demilitarization is that? Now it looks more like we did the opposite, somehow or other, and militarized Ukraine.
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The British electors will not vote for a man who does not wear a hat.
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Threatening the British by saying there will be only salt and vinegar on the table, is like threatening the French by saying there will only be wine and baguettes, or threatening the Swiss by saying there'll only be chocolate and Nazi gold.
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Joey: "My agent thinks I should have a name that's more neutral."
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