The best Quotes by Webby

Animals are my favorite people.

Life is like a hurricane, here in Duckburg
Race cars, lasers, aeroplanes, it's a duck blur
Might solve a mystery or rewrite history
DuckTales - ooh ooh
Every day they're out there making DuckTales

Clever of me to use my spine to break my fall like that.

I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the ingrown toenail on the foot of crime!

The worst part of public transportation is the public.

I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the moth that seeks your porch light!

I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the bubble gum that, uh, clings to your shoe!

I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the metal key on the sardine can of justice!

Darkwing Duck: "How stupid could I be?"
Gosalyn Mallard: "Does he really want us to answer that?"
Darkwing Duck: "Thank you for your support."

I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the itch you cannot reach!

Some days it just doesn't pay to get out of bed.

I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the moth that seeks your porch light!

I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the ten dollar service charge on all returned checks!

I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the headache in the criminal mind!

I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the raspberry seed you can't floss out!

I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the widget missing from the easy-to-assemble swing set!

They're exhausting to inflate, they scare the shit out of you when they pop, and uninflated they just look like a pile of clown-condoms.

Lip: "Hey, whoa. You really think they deserve your hard-earned money for that service?"
Frank: "Dine and dash?"
Lip: "Bite and bolt."
Frank: "Eat it and beat it?"

What can I say, once you go white, you always stay tight. Hey, I think I just insulted myself.

Frank: "What did they get you for again?"
"Beat my ex-wife to death with a telephone."
Frank': "Cordless or landline?"

Been sleeping in this car six years. Pissed, puked, jizzed in it. By law of bodily fluids, it's mine.

I have red hair, freckles and crooked teeth. I don't need any more character!

Debs, we need at least one person in this family to not turn cynical, and my money's been on you.