The best Quotes by Nicky Nichols

Piper: "Not every Hispanic person wants the same thing."
Lorna: "Oh, sure they do. They all want to come to America."
Nicky: "Jesus, your entire world view is based on 'West Side Story', isn't it?"

Orange Is the New Black - Season 1 Episode 6

West Side Story

She's gotta start working on tightening her p*ssy muscles, 'cause her fiance's dick is so small, it's like a hot dog in a hallway.

Orange Is the New Black - Season 1 Episode 6

Vaginas

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What do I think love is? It's like when someone makes your stomach feel all tight, but floaty at the same time, you know? And your cheeks hurt from smiling. And you smile so much, that people think something's wrong with you.
...And also f*cking. Twenty-four seven, deep-dick, can't-walk-right f*cking.

Aleida Diaz in Orange Is the New Black

"What's love to you?"
Flaca: "It's like getting into a bath, but the water is like warm chocolate pudding. And the Smiths are playing ‘There Is A Light That Never Goes Out.' There's mood lighting all over, and there's like five dudes massaging you."
Maritza: "And you have a pizza!"
Flaca: "She's right. You also have a pizza."

Marisol 'Flaca' Gonzales & Maritza Ramos in Orange Is the New Black

Pizza

All I wanted was to eat the chicken that is smarter than other chickens and to absorb it's power.

Galina 'Red' Reznikov in Orange Is the New Black

You gotta move...The f*ck...On!

Gloria Mendoza in Orange Is the New Black

If I hadn't buried my feelings so deep I would totally be tearing up right now.

Maritza Ramos in Orange Is the New Black

Pain is always there cause life is freaking painful, okay?

Tiffany 'Pennsatucky' Doggett in Orange Is the New Black

I would very much like to return your witty banter, but I am too exhausted to be clever.

Galina 'Red' Reznikov in Orange Is the New Black

Rule Number One: Don't ever fall in love with a straight girl.

Alex Vause in Orange Is the New Black

(Love is) pain, horrible pain, that you want again and again.

Sophia Burset in Orange Is the New Black

I'm not surviving, I'm just existing.

Brook Soso in Orange Is the New Black - Season 3

I'm pretty much the master of handling things completely wrong.

Alex Vause in Orange Is the New Black

Well, I think that... when you have a connection with someone, it never really goes away, you know?

Alex Vause in Orange Is the New Black

It's like...It's like I'm a f*cked-up-shit magnet.

Maria Ruiz in Orange Is the New Black

Stop crying. Remember? Crying makes you ugly and weak.

Dayanara Diaz in Orange Is the New Black

Jesus was a f-g! He said: 'This is my body. Eat me.'

Big Boo in Orange Is the New Black - Season 3

I am not crazy. I am unique.

Suzanne Warren in Orange Is the New Black

I feel like I just have such the blood and bones of a New Yorker that I can almost imagine better, like, giving up the fight and not being able to afford the city and going out West, keeping a small place here, and then when I'm like 80, coming back here, living on the park and going to the theater.

Natasha Lyonne

I have to say, I'm still surprised anyone's nice to me, that anyone talks to me. But I think people understand that other people go through things. We're all a bit gonzo, and you're allowed to take a little time to get your head on straight.

Natasha Lyonne

It's a wild thing, that people have the ability to help each other by just relating to one another.

Natasha Lyonne

I learned that if you're going to be a troublemaker, you don't want a ton of witnesses, because there's inevitable fallout from living like you're in 'Lord of the Flies.'

Natasha Lyonne

Anormal day looks like, you know, shower, put on the same jeans, the same tattered Gucci loafers I got at the thrift store, white socks, and my t-shirt and my very beat-up Helmut Lang blazer. I'm in the exact same outfit every day.

Natasha Lyonne

Tonight, tonight,
It all began tonight,
I saw you and the world went away.
Tonight, tonight,
There's only you tonight,
What you are, what you do, what you say!

West Side Story - Tonight

Musical-Quotes

I like to be in America!
O.K. by me in America!
Ev'rything free in America
For a small fee in America!

West Side Story - America

Musical-Quotes

Maria!
I've just met a girl named Maria,
And suddenly that name
Will never be the same
To me.

West Side Story - Maria

Musical-Quotes

Frank: "Why you gotta be such an asshole?"
Lip: "Apple fell where you dropped it."

Phillip Gallagher in Shameless - Season 2 Episode 4

Vaginas

Larry Bloom: "Piper, you put a pee stick in my rinsing cup."
Piper Chapman: "Well, you put your pee stick in my v*gina. And that's why we're in this situation."

Piper Chapman in Orange Is the New Black - Season 1 Episode 8

Vaginas

Larry Bloom: "Are we at least gonna talk about other options?"
Piper Chapman: "You mean..."
Larry Bloom: "It's not Voldemort, you can say it. Abortion."

Larry Bloom in Orange Is the New Black - Season 1 Episode 8

Red: "Black girls hear about a chicken, of course this will happen."
Piper: "Why, because all black people love chicken?"
Red: "Don't be racist. Because they're all on heroin, and somebody's been telling them there's heroin in the chicken."

Galina 'Red' Reznikov in Orange Is the New Black - Season 1 Episode 5

Pennsatucky: "It weren't my fault. I was just doing as the Spirit commanded."
Pussey: "F*ck are you? Joan of Arc?"
Pennsatucky: "No, I'm from Waynesboro, my name is Tiffany..."

Tiffany 'Pennsatucky' Doggett in Orange Is the New Black - Season 1 Episode 5

What the hell is the matter with you? You tryin' out for the retard Olympics?

George 'Pornstache' Mendez in Orange Is the New Black - Season 1 Episode 5

Larry: "She's guilty she's leaving. It's a guilt pig roasting box."
Pete: "At least you get something. I'm not getting laid for a year too. But what do I get?"
Larry: "A baby?"
Pete: "You can't eat it."

Pete Harper in Orange Is the New Black - Season 1 Episode 1

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