Quotes by Nicky Nichols

You're a beautiful, sweet girl. Fuck this guy!

I hate it when you talk sometimes. No... all the time.

You need to figure out what the fuck you want.

If you want my advice? Get out of your own goddamn drama for a minute.

I hate kids. They don't drink, they haven't travelled...

There's always hope tomorrow'll be taco night.

Piper: "Not every Hispanic person wants the same thing."
Lorna: "Oh, sure they do. They all want to come to America."
Nicky: "Jesus, your entire world view is based on 'West Side Story', isn't it?"

She's gotta start working on tightening her pussy muscles, 'cause her fiance's dick is so small, it's like a hot dog in a hallway.