The best Quotes by Nicky Nichols

The best Quotes by Nicky Nichols

Nicole Nichols is a fictional character played by Natasha Lyonne on the Netflix series Orange Is the New Black. She is a recurring character in season one and a main character from season two onwards. Lyonne received an Emmy nomination in 2014 for the role.

You're a beautiful, sweet girl. F*ck this guy!
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I hate it when you talk sometimes. No... all the time.
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You need to figure out what the f*ck you want.
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If you want my advice? Get out of your own goddamn drama for a minute.
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I hate kids. They don't drink, they haven't travelled...
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There's always hope tomorrow'll be taco night.
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Piper: "Not every Hispanic person wants the same thing."
Lorna: "Oh, sure they do. They all want to come to America."
Nicky: "Jesus, your entire world view is based on 'West Side Story', isn't it?"
Orange Is the New Black - Season 1 Episode 6
She's gotta start working on tightening her p*ssy muscles, 'cause her fiance's dick is so small, it's like a hot dog in a hallway.
Orange Is the New Black - Season 1 Episode 6

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What do I think love is? It's like when someone makes your stomach feel all tight, but floaty at the same time, you know? And your cheeks hurt from smiling. And you smile so much, that people think something's wrong with you.
...And also f*cking. Twenty-four seven, deep-dick, can't-walk-right f*cking.
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"What's love to you?"
Flaca: "It's like getting into a bath, but the water is like warm chocolate pudding. And the Smiths are playing ‘There Is A Light That Never Goes Out.' There's mood lighting all over, and there's like five dudes massaging you."
Maritza: "And you have a pizza!"
Flaca: "She's right. You also have a pizza."
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All I wanted was to eat the chicken that is smarter than other chickens and to absorb it's power.
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You gotta move...The f*ck...On!
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If I hadn't buried my feelings so deep I would totally be tearing up right now.
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Pain is always there cause life is freaking painful, okay?
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I would very much like to return your witty banter, but I am too exhausted to be clever.
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Rule Number One: Don't ever fall in love with a straight girl.
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(Love is) pain, horrible pain, that you want again and again.
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I'm not surviving, I'm just existing.
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I'm pretty much the master of handling things completely wrong.
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Well, I think that... when you have a connection with someone, it never really goes away, you know?
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It's like...It's like I'm a f*cked-up-shit magnet.
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Stop crying. Remember? Crying makes you ugly and weak.
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Jesus was a f-g! He said: 'This is my body. Eat me.'
Big Boo in Orange Is the New Black - Season 3
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I am not crazy. I am unique.
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I feel like I just have such the blood and bones of a New Yorker that I can almost imagine better, like, giving up the fight and not being able to afford the city and going out West, keeping a small place here, and then when I'm like 80, coming back here, living on the park and going to the theater.
I have to say, I'm still surprised anyone's nice to me, that anyone talks to me. But I think people understand that other people go through things. We're all a bit gonzo, and you're allowed to take a little time to get your head on straight.
It's a wild thing, that people have the ability to help each other by just relating to one another.
I learned that if you're going to be a troublemaker, you don't want a ton of witnesses, because there's inevitable fallout from living like you're in 'Lord of the Flies.'
Anormal day looks like, you know, shower, put on the same jeans, the same tattered Gucci loafers I got at the thrift store, white socks, and my t-shirt and my very beat-up Helmut Lang blazer. I'm in the exact same outfit every day.
Tonight, tonight,
It all began tonight,
I saw you and the world went away.
Tonight, tonight,
There's only you tonight,
What you are, what you do, what you say!
West Side Story - Tonight
I like to be in America!
O.K. by me in America!
Ev'rything free in America
For a small fee in America!
West Side Story - America
Maria!
I've just met a girl named Maria,
And suddenly that name
Will never be the same
To me.
Frank: "Why you gotta be such an asshole?"
Lip: "Apple fell where you dropped it."
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Larry Bloom: "Piper, you put a pee stick in my rinsing cup."
Piper Chapman: "Well, you put your pee stick in my v*gina. And that's why we're in this situation."
Piper Chapman in Orange Is the New Black - Season 1 Episode 8
Larry Bloom: "Are we at least gonna talk about other options?"
Piper Chapman: "You mean..."
Larry Bloom: "It's not Voldemort, you can say it. Abortion."
Larry Bloom in Orange Is the New Black - Season 1 Episode 8
Red: "Black girls hear about a chicken, of course this will happen."
Piper: "Why, because all black people love chicken?"
Red: "Don't be racist. Because they're all on heroin, and somebody's been telling them there's heroin in the chicken."
Pennsatucky: "It weren't my fault. I was just doing as the Spirit commanded."
Pussey: "F*ck are you? Joan of Arc?"
Pennsatucky: "No, I'm from Waynesboro, my name is Tiffany..."
What the hell is the matter with you? You tryin' out for the retard Olympics?
Larry: "She's guilty she's leaving. It's a guilt pig roasting box."
Pete: "At least you get something. I'm not getting laid for a year too. But what do I get?"
Larry: "A baby?"
Pete: "You can't eat it."
Pete Harper in Orange Is the New Black - Season 1 Episode 1
Lorna Morello: "I need to start tightening up. You're making me feel like a cave."
Nicky Nichols: "Baby, it's a c*nt, it stretches!"
Lorna Morello: "Yeah, sometimes I feel like you're trying to climb inside my womb."
Lorna Morello in Orange Is the New Black - Season 1 Episode 5

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