Quotes by Nick

Love makes you do crazy, stupid, irrational things.

Nick: "So, I went to this fortune teller today and she said there was a curse on me."
Robin: "Did she sell you something to ward off the curse?"
Nick: "It's like you're a fortune teller, too."

Robin: "I don't know if we should keep seeing each other."
Nick: "You want to start turning off the lights during sex?"
Robin: "No. God, no. No! I am just worried that, as a couple, we're not working out."
Nick: "You want to start going to the gym together?"

There's a fine line between spying and securing. They teach you that at a mandatory seminar. And I was not able to attend.