The best Quotes by Nick Miller

The best Quotes by Nick Miller

I´ve decided to give up on women and put all my energy into tomatoes

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No, I don´t wash the towel. The towel washes me. Who washes a towl ?

I don´t have a wallet. I have a sandwich bag with my license and money in it.

Where are you, Schmidt ? This place is fancy, and I don´t know which fork to kill myself with.

No! I don´t trust fish. They breathe water, that´s crazy.

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I don´t want some janky freshwater b*tch fish.

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I´m a squirrl. You are my nut. Winter´s coming. I´m gonna store you in my cheek, girl !

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Nick, pleace take that off ! You look like a homeless pencil !

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I just wanted to listen to Tylor Swift alone

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Do not moonwalk away from me

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You care about your burritos more than my children, Nick?

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Everything you say sounds really creepy when you're not wearing pants.

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If you start deporting every shady looking guy with questionable tattoos, who's gonna go to Jets games?

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