The best Quotes by Nick Miller

The best Quotes by Nick Miller

I´ve decided to give up on women and put all my energy into tomatoes
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No, I don´t wash the towel. The towel washes me. Who washes a towl ?
I don´t have a wallet. I have a sandwich bag with my license and money in it.
Where are you, Schmidt ? This place is fancy, and I don´t know which fork to kill myself with.
No! I don´t trust fish. They breathe water, that´s crazy.
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I don´t want some janky freshwater b*tch fish.
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I´m worried about Schmidt. He´s a Jew in the desert. I don´t want him to wander.
I´m a squirrl. You are my nut. Winter´s coming. I´m gonna store you in my cheek, girl !
Schmidt in New Girl
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Nick, pleace take that off ! You look like a homeless pencil !
Schmidt in New Girl
I just wanted to listen to Tylor Swift alone
Do not moonwalk away from me
You care about your burritos more than my children, Nick?
Everything you say sounds really creepy when you're not wearing pants.
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They're exhausting to inflate, they scare the shit out of you when they pop, and uninflated they just look like a pile of clown-condoms.
John Oliver in Last Week Tonight - Boeing

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