Quotes by Newt Scamander

My philosophy is that worrying means you suffer twice.

Newt: "Put this on."
Kowalski: "But why would I have to wear something like this?"
Newt: "Because your skull is susceptible to breakage under immense force."

There are no strange creatures, only blinkered people.

We are going to recapture my creatures before they get hurt. They are currently in an alien terrain surrounded by millions of the most vicious creatures on the planet: humans.

Grindelwald doesn't seem to understand the nature of the things he considers simple.

I can't admire people whose answer to everything that they fear or misunderstand is, "kill it."

People change after a while, and they're no longer who you once knew.

Dumbledore: "So Mr. Scamander fears what more than anything else in the world?"
Newt: "Having to work in an office, sir."

Jacob: "The Slytherin boys over there, they gave me these. They're delicious. Who wants one?"
Newt: "I never cared for Cockroach Clusters much myself."

Even if we make mistakes, we can try to make things right, and that is what matters. Trying.

What I'm trying to say is, I want you to be happy, but I don't want you to be happy that I'm happy, because I'm not... happy.

Theseus: "The time is coming when everyone is gonna have to pick a side. Even you."
Newt: "I don't do sides."

Murtlap bites aren't serious. Yeah, I admit that is a slightly more severe reation than I've seen. But if it was really serious, he'd have - well, the first symptom would be flames out of his anus.

"You want an end to the ban on you traveling internationally. Why?"
Newt: "Well, because I'd like to travel internationally."

New York is considerably more interesting than I expected.

Imperfect understanding is often more dangerous than ignorance.

The best wizarding school is Hogwarts.

I would like to take this opportunity to reassure Muggle purchasers that the amusing creatures described hereafter are fictional and cannot hurt you. To wizards, I say merely: Draco dormiens nunquam titillandus [Never tickle a sleeping dragon].

Dear Mr. Kowalski.
You are wasted in a canning factory. Please take these Occamy eggshells as collateral for your bakery.
A well-wisher.