Quotes and Sayings about New Zealand

John Oliver (Last Week Tonight)

Jesse: "Is New Zealand part of Australia?"
Jane: "New Zealand is New Zealand."
Jesse: "Right on. New Zealand. That's where they made 'Lord of the Rings'."

Jesse Pinkman in Breaking Bad - Season 2 Episode 12

Quotes about Lord of the Rings

Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy a flight to New Zealand - and that's practically the same thing.

You might like these Quotes aswell

True courage is about knowing not when to take a life, but when to spare one.

Gandalf in The Hobbit - An Unexpected Journey

Courage

If this is love, I don't want it. Take it away, please! Why does it hurt so much?

Tauriel in The Hobbit - The Battle of the Five Armies

Breakup

If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.

Thorin Eichenschild in The Hobbit

Greed Wise Sayings

I'm not a hero, or a warrior... not even a burglar.

Bilbo Baggins in The Hobbit - An Unexpected Journey

Go back to your books, your fireplace. Plant your trees, watch them grow. If more of us valued home above gold, it would be a merrier world.

Thorin Eichenschild in The Hobbit - The Battle of the Five Armies

Home

One day I'll remember. Remember everything that happened: the good, the bad, those who survived... and those that did not.

Bilbo Baggins in The Hobbit - The Battle of the Five Armies

While there's life there's hope.

The Hobbit

Hope

I found it is the small everyday deeds of ordinary folk that keep the darkness at bay.

Gandalf in The Hobbit - An Unexpected Journey

Small Things

There is nothing like looking, if you want to find something. You certainly usually find something, if you look, but it is not always quite the something you were after.

Thorin Eichenschild in The Hobbit

In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit. Not a nasty, dirty, wet hole, filled with the ends of worms and an oozy smell, nor yet a dry, bare, sandy hole with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat: it was a hobbit-hole, and that means comfort.

J.R.R. Tolkien in The Hobbit

Hobbits & Harfoots

Farewell, o Gandalf! May you ever appear where you are most needed and least expected!

The Hobbit

Gandalf

Roads go ever ever on,
Over rock and under tree,
By caves where never sun has shone,
By streams that never find the sea;
Over snow by winter sown,
And through the merry flowers of June,
Over grass and over stone,
And under mountains in the moon.

Roads go ever ever on
Under cloud and under star,
Yet feet that wandering have gone
Turn at last to home afar.
Eyes that fire and sword have seen
And horror in the halls of stone
Look at last on meadows green
And trees and hills they long have known.

J.R.R. Tolkien in The Hobbit

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings.

Bilbo Baggins in The Hobbit

Short cuts make for long delays.

J.R.R. Tolkien in The Hobbit

Eyes that fire and sword have seen
And horror in the walls of stone
Look at last on meadows green
And trees and hills they have long known.

J.R.R. Tolkien in The Hobbit

Some believe it is only great power that can hold evil in check, but that is not what I have found. It is the small everyday deeds of ordinary folk that keep the darkness at bay. Small acts of kindness and love. Why Bilbo Baggins? Perhaps because I am afraid, and he gives me courage.

Gandalf in The Hobbit - An Unexpected Journey

Bilbo Baggins

Germany... a country whose idea of a bedtime story is two children being left to die in the forest, before nearly being cooked and eaten and then murdering an old woman.

John Oliver (Last Week Tonight)

Germany Fairytales

Australia... home of every animal that seems like it should already be extinct.

John Oliver (Last Week Tonight)

Australia

Russia... the prequel and sequel to the Sowjet Union.

John Oliver (Last Week Tonight)

Russia

Such is of the course of deeds that move the wheels of the world: small hands do them because they must, while the eyes of the great are elsewhere.

Elrond in The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

Small Things Hands Hobbits & Harfoots

My friends… you bow to no one!

Aragorn in The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King

Hobbits & Harfoots

Hobbits really are amazing creatures. You can learn all there is to know about their ways in a month, and yet after a hundred years they can still surprise you.

Gandalf in The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

Hobbits & Harfoots

What if this is like math? Or algebra? You know, you add a plus douchebag to a minus douchebag, then you get, like, zero douchebags.

Jesse Pinkman in Breaking Bad - Season 4 Episode 8

Jesse: "Tell this a-shole if he wants to learn how to make my product, he's got to do it my way, the right way."
Mexican Cook: "I speak English."
Jesse: "So you understand what a-shole means. Now, go get me my phenylacetic acid, a-shole."

Jesse Pinkman in Breaking Bad - Season 4 Episode 10

What's the point of being an outlaw when you got responsibilities?

Jesse Pinkman in Breaking Bad - Season 3 Episode 9

You clearly don't know who you're talking to, so let me clue you in. I am not in danger, Skyler. I am the danger. A guy opens his door and gets shot, and you think that of me?! No! I am the one who knocks!

Walter White in Breaking Bad - Season 4 Episode 6

Christ, you two! All I can say is if I ever get anal polyps, I'll know what to name them.

Saul Goodman in Breaking Bad - Season 4 Episode 13

Funny Insults

What I came to realize is that fear, that's the worst enemy. So, get up, get out in the real world and you kick that bastard as hard as you can right in the teeth!

Walter White in Breaking Bad - Season 2 Episode 8

I'm not saying it's brutally hot in my attic apartment, but two Hobbits just threw a ring in here.

Heat Quotes about Lord of the Rings

I was scared of everything growing up. I couldn't watch Harry Potter or Lord of the Rings. I was like, strictly a SpongeBob, Disney Channel, Nickelodeon kinda guy.

Joe Burrow - November 2020

Quotes about Harry Potter Quotes about Lord of the Rings

Even "Lord of the Rings" had dwarf-tossing jokes in it. It's like - really?

Peter Dinklage

Dwarfs Quotes about Lord of the Rings

If you're a homeless, alcoholic Scott and you had tourettes... how would they ever know?

Jimmy Carr

Scotland

Canada also helped in two world wars and gave the world Neil Young, William Shatner, Leonard Cohen, Pamela Anderson, one quarter of Barney Stinson, instant mashed potatoes and best of all - you.

Barney Stinson in How I Met Your Mother - Season 9 Episode 12

William Shatner Leonard Cohen Pamela Anderson Neil Young Canada

If there is a country that has committed unspeakable atrocities in the world, it is the United States of America. They don’t care for human beings.

Nelson Mandela

USA

The greatest tragedies were written by the Greeks and by Shakespeare. Neither knew chocolate. The Swiss are known for nonviolence. They are also known for superb chocolate.

Sandra Boynton

Chocolate Griechenland Switzerland

Life is too short to learn German.

Richard Porson (britischer klassischer Philologe) - 25.12.1759 - 25.09.1808

Germany

They say God invented whiskey to stop the Irish from rulin' the world.

Irish in Red Dead Redemption

Ireland Whiskey St. Patrick's Day

In order to get cheap accommodation in Australia, we like foreign people to do manual labour for us. Helping feed the cows is very important, they are the future of McDonald's.

Ozzy Man Reviews - Royal Tour [FEAT. Prince Harry and Meghan]

Australia McDonald's

People moving to Norway has made Norway richer, economically, but also our culture has become more rich in many ways.

Jens Stoltenberg

Norway

You need to find yourself a nice French boyfriend. That's the best way to learn the language. In bed.

Antoine Lambert in Emily in Paris - Season 1 Episode 2

France Bed

We need to stop the Islamisation of the Netherlands.

Geert Wilders - Februar 2008

Netherlands

In Sicily, women are more dangerous than shotguns.

Calo in The Godfather - Teil 1

Italy Sicily

Denmark... also known as "wrong Norway", "different Sweden" and "that's actually not Finland".

John Oliver (Last Week Tonight)

Denmark

Becky Feder: "Daddy! Where is it taking them?"
Marcus Higgins: "Hell."
Lenny Feder: "Higgins. Don't say that."
Marcus Higgins: "Oh I'm sorry. Not Hell... Mexico."

Marcus Higgins in Grown Ups

Mexico

Quotes and Sayings about New Zealand

You might like these Quotes aswell

Related pages to New Zealand